Laugh at Xiong Haizi's joke.

Laughing at Xiong Haizi's joke: I heard two colleagues in the unit talking: Female: My child doesn't like sleeping with his father. Before going to bed, he would ask his father to make milk powder and then close the door by himself. M: So your child is very smooth. My sons yelled at me with their mothers in their arms? Get out of here! ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Laugh at Xiong Haizi's joke (1) 1. Xiao Wang took his youngest son to the lake to play. The son asked:? Dad, why is the moon only half left?

Xiao Wang faltered for a long time and suddenly said, didn't you see the other half of the lake?

2. Once a teacher gave a lecture in class, a classmate aged 10 asked:? Teacher, if I can't find a job when I grow up, can I come to you?

Teacher:? Of course. There is an old saying: once a teacher, always a father. ?

The pupil said:? I have to ask my mother if she agrees. ?

3. During the Qingming holiday, the teacher said: Before this exam, I will give you some simulated test papers to do, and some for you to take back when it is Qingming. ?

The following students began to whisper: Qingming brings it back. Who are we going to burn it for?

If a child asks you these questions, how many can you answer?

1. Why doesn't glue stick in the bottle?

2. What happens if you turn on the headlights when you are sitting in a car traveling at the speed of light?

3. If the outdoor temperature is 0 degrees Celsius today and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, what will it be tomorrow?

4. What seeds should seedless watermelons grow?

Laugh at Xiong Haizi's joke (2) 1, get up in the morning of March 8, and my daughter runs over and says, Happy holidays, Dad! I was startled: you little girl, what the hell? The daughter said calmly, isn't today our festival? Father-daughter Festival!

2. One day the teacher said to Xiaoming. Xiaoming! Do you have any brothers? Xiao Ming suddenly looked at his crotch, then frowned and said to the teacher, Teacher, I can't kiss! ?

On this day, I specially made a timetable for my son: get up at 7 am, have breakfast and go to school; Eat at noon, take a lunch break, 13 go to school; Eat at night, do homework, and go to bed at 20: 30.

My son looked at the class schedule, but he said angrily to me, you are not me, dear father. You won't let me go to the bathroom all day?

After my son came home from school, he proudly said to his mother. Mom, I am the strongest in our class! ?

Mom asked:? How can you be so sure?

The son said:? The teacher said, I dragged down the whole class by myself! ?

One day, the mother took her son to take a bus. Seeing some cute kittens in the car, the little guy said, Uncle, can you give me one of your kittens?

The man went over and said, No, the cat is too young to eat its mother's milk. ?

Son:? Don't be afraid, my mother has milk. ? Then, the little guy turned to his mother and said, right? Mom. ?

Laughing at Xiong Haizi's jokes (3) 1. Once I went to kindergarten to pick up my niece. When I went, my classmates were reciting ancient poems!

Only heard: Goose, Goose, Goose, think about Xiang Tiange! (I forgot the next sentence)

Teacher: White?

Student: The mountain hides the white sun.

Teacher: It's white hair and green water. What's the next sentence?

Student:?

Teacher: Red?

Student: When those red berries come in spring.

That day, I went to school to pick up my son after work. Just arrived at the door of the classroom and saw the teacher driving? Rectification? Congress:? You are ridiculous. You are seven or eight years old, and you are not sensible. Don't you know it's dangerous to jump over the fence? All the male students bowed their heads and confessed, but only my son looked excited. It seems that he has not made a mistake.

After class, my son saw me and ran over and said excitedly, Dad, I didn't get criticized! ?

I like: Don't climb the fence, son is sensible! ?

Hearing this, the son curled his lips and said, I turned it over, too! ?

? So you said you weren't criticized? I asked in surprise.

The son smiled and said that the teacher just said that he was seven or eight years old. I'm nine years old, and I'm out of range! ?

3. Lao Chen likes to enlighten children. Once, he pointed a quartz clock at the minute hand and taught his son. Five points per square, ten points per two squares. ?

The child pouted and said, no, it's fifty cents a grid and ten cents two grids. ?

At this point, Mr. Chen patted the child on the head with a smile and said, how clever. Very economical. ?

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