Three jokes

Legend has it that male animals in the past had no genitals. God decided to give each wild animal one. The rooster ran very fast and got one soon. I met a duck on the road, and the duck was afraid that it would run too slowly to catch up. He deliberately said to the rooster, God has given you too little. You run so fast, don't want a big one. The rooster gave his own to the duck and found God again. God found out and ignored the rooster. The rooster was very anxious and said, "What shall I do in the future?"

"You fart." Seeing that the rooster dared to contradict himself, God said angrily.

The girl was playing alone in the street, but she got lost and couldn't go home, so she began to cry loudly.

The policeman came over and said, "Good boy, why are you crying?"? Go home! " "

The little girl cried and said, "I am lost." I can't find my home there. I can't go back! " "

The policeman came over and said, "Then where is your home?"

Little girl: "Upstairs."

The policeman said, "What's your father's name?"

Little girl: "dear!" " "

The policeman said, "What's your mother's name?"

Little girl: "Baby!"

The policeman said, "Who else is in your family?"

Little girl: "and me."

The policeman said, "What's your name?"

Little girl: "Be good."

"Jane, can you tell me how old your father is this year?" The kindergarten teacher asked. "Dad is five years old this year." Xiaozhen replied. The teacher smiled: "Jane, think again, is your father as old as you?" "Yes, my father told me himself that he has been a father since the day I was born."