Humorous jokes on mobile phones

A complete collection of humorous jokes on mobile phones

A complete collection of humorous jokes on mobile phones 1:

1. My girlfriend is very fat. One day, she told me that the weather was fine. Let's go to the zoo. I haven't been there for a long time. Feelings are the most fun.

I said: Yes, lions and tigers must be very happy to see you, because they see meat.

In order to chase a beautiful girl, I decided to launch a flower offensive?

I asked the boss:? One rose represents the only one, three represents I love you, and nine represents forever? What does that 999 flower mean?

Florist: This one? It means that your family is rich! ?

3. A buddy doesn't have a girlfriend. We asked him what he wanted, and the buddy said, This girl belongs to a pig. ?

I asked him why, and my buddy said, I am a monkey. If I find a girl who is a pig like Pig Bajie and the Monkey King, she will be afraid of me. ?

The two mothers mentioned their college children in the chat.

One said:? My son spends a lot of money every semester. He always asks us for money. I really don't understand where he spent such a large sum of money.

The other said:? My daughter also spends a lot of money every semester. She never asks us for money. I really don't understand where she got such a large sum of money.

Mobile phone humor joke encyclopedia 2:

1. A bald man is sitting in a barber shop. The stylist asked: Can I help you?

The man explained:? I want to have a hair transplant, but it really hurts. If you can make my hair look like yours without any pain, I will pay you 5000 dollars. ?

The barber said? This is easy to handle! ? Then I shaved my head quickly.

After dinner, the girl said, let's go to a place that all men want to go.

The boy was puzzled and asked: Where?

The girl said, What do you want to do when you are hungry?

Boy: Let's eat.

Girl: Are you tired?

Boy: Sleep.

Girl: What do you do before you go to bed?

Boy: I can't think of it?

Girl: Guess, below the waist, above the legs.

The boy suddenly realized: so you said, go to the toilet!

3, I, on IQ, 10 can answer 8 immediately with a brain teaser; On knowledge, when I was 10, I had been studying for 8 years. In terms of endurance, can I pee until 8 o'clock the next night in the morning 10?

Why should an honest man like Xu Xian marry such a beautiful wife as Mrs White Snake?

A: 1, doctor, with prescription right, high-income class;

2, there is a house, no father and no mother;

3. Brother-in-law is the head catcher, a member of the public security system, and has power and influence.

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