Who has a joke? Send me two. Doby girls are very happy.

1, a roommate's girlfriend cheated on her, was depressed after being abandoned, and was unhappy in the dormitory all day.

One day, feeling that I still can't forget each other, I saw the person in charge of the room come forward to comfort me: "After going to the toilet, the first thing is not to flush, but to look back at that Xiang Tuo. This is not a souvenir. This is a fucking habit! If you go underwater, it will be fine. If you float, TM will be blocked! "

Damn it, this truth is about a room full of all kinds of worship . .

2. Queue in the school cafeteria at noon, just in front of a funny B in the class. When it was his turn, he asked the aunt who cooked rice if she had meat buns.

Aunt said it was gone.

He pointed to the bowl next to him and said, "Aren't there two more?"

Aunt took a look and said, "That's for my son."

That teaser B laughed and shouted to his aunt, "Mom!"

3. A buddy in the dormitory went to Wangfujing Supermarket, which is very big. This product is from the countryside, and it's stupid! I went into the supermarket and bought some apples, but I couldn't find the cashier. I walked around the supermarket inexplicably and found a security guard holding an apple. I asked, "Brother, where is the cashier?"

The security guard was startled and asked, "How did you get out? ! "

4. Lie on the bed in the dormitory at night. . . One or two goods said, "Come and see my new luminous underwear."

They climbed over and looked, only to hear a "poof" and fart.

Martin, brothers, don't start work! ! !

5. Me: "Your girlfriends are all slim and a little fat like mine!"

Roommate: "You mean to spend the same money. Did you buy much meat? "

Sister Ni, are you getting impatient?