Humorous jokes that amuse women.

1, joke 1.

When my father-in-law came home, we blew cows for a long time. He asked, do you have a cigarette? I shook my head. He asked again: Do you have any wine? I shook my head again. As soon as he struck the table, he said, I wouldn't buy it without you! I said, if your daughter hadn't taken care of all the money, you think I would be here talking to you for a long time! He: If your mother wasn't in charge of all my money, I would still come here to talk to you.

2, joke 2.

The wife asked her husband to help her wash the dishes. Embarrassed to refuse, the husband called his 10-year-old son to his side and said kindly, "Son, let you practice washing dishes now, and you can help your wife in the future." The son complained, "No, I can let my son wash it later."

3. joke 3.

Boyfriend is too old to dress up! The first time I went to my house for dinner, my father took a look and offered to buy food and cook. My mother and I think it's impossible! There are many dishes for dinner, which are delicious. The only dish in front of my boyfriend is really strange, which is steamed catfish with flowers and nails. I wonder, this dish doesn't match! Dad snorted: Do you know it's not worth it?

4. joke 4.

Once it rained heavily, I took a taxi home, got off the bus and took two steps to find that my mobile phone was gone. I hurried back and found that the car was leaving, so I shouted a few words, "Master, stop!" " "Suddenly found the phone in my hand. I looked up and found that the car had stopped. The master poked his head out and asked me what it was. I used my quick wits and shouted, "It's raining hard. Drive slowly!"! "Say that finish, I turned away. I still can't imagine his expression at that time.

5. joke 5.

The husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "You can't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have broken the others. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too.