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Come on, I'm not afraid of the cold.

1 One day, there will be a person who will look at all the states you have written, all the Weibo you have written, all the photos you have taken since childhood, and even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to the songs you have heard, go to the places you have walked, read your favorite books, and taste the delicious things you are always clamoring for ... just want to make up for your youth-him or her.

They are all in the same class, some failed CET-4, and some just passed IELTS 7. However, those who have not passed CET-4 may play basketball very well and win the championship in the game; Those who have not passed CET-6 may have a wide range of communication and have already started internships, which are recognized by many companies; The game that may fail the exam is very powerful, and it manages the big guild of 1000 players ... This is the university. You don't have to envy those students with high grade points, and you don't have to look down on those students who are absent from school all day.

A good friend said, "I have worked hard to copy every exam for more than ten years." For what, for myself? " ! Not only to improve the average class score, but also to save face for the teacher, first evaluate the grade director and let the principal go to the Education Bureau for a meeting to save face. I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? ! I'm so selfless. What else do you want from me?

Xiaoming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well? Is it a good textbook? Is it a prayer? " "Neither," Xiao Ming said. "On the first day of school, I saw a person nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious. . . "

You can't do what you can. People you obviously like can't like them. You have to wait, but be strong. I know a lot of things I want to do, but I have to control my endurance and not make the other person disgusted. I wanted to make a phone call, but I pressed the last number and then pressed close. Obviously, a word is typed, and it is increased or decreased repeatedly, for fear of making a mistake. But it was all deleted in the end. This is growth.

620 1 1 year of self-reflection, have you become stubborn? : 1, no collar, no life. 2, don't wear a scarf, worry. 3, being powdered, especially happy. 4. I am very happy to be followed and forwarded. 3. Be sure to wear a scarf before going to bed. 4. Get up with a collar. 5. Good moods and bad moods are all said with collars. 6. Scarves are more important than work. 7. Scarves are more important than sleeping. 8. Scarves are more important than eating. 9. Run to the Internet cafe and put on a collar. 10, snoozing in bed @ Happy 666.

7 More than three items indicate that you are under great pressure and need to rest and adjust 1. Don't want to work; 2. I want to swear; 3. Want to disappear; 4. Don't want to live; 5. I want to jump off a building; 6. I want to travel alone; 7. I want to smoke people; 8. Have a few drinks; I want to spend all my money; 10. Want to shout; 1 1. Grab a person and kiss him; 12. Want to end the world; 13. Want to go back; 14. I want to wander alone in a deserted place.