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Classic Xiehouyu 100
Classic Xiehouyu 100. There are many classic things in our life, in different ways. Generally, everyone has a good understanding of classic things, and there are many classic sentences and words in life. The following classic two-part allegorical saying 100.
Classic Xie Houyu 100 1 1, Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for his career.
2, the rooster lay eggs-the world anecdote.
3, the old cow rolled-a big turn
4. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forgot his old love.
5, the grass boat borrows the arrow-returning home with a full load
6. Zhuge Liang used his troops-elusive.
7. Flowers in the park-all * * * rewards.
8, Zhang Fei embroidery-coarse and fine
9. Brother's mother-in-law, sister-in-law's mother-in-law.
10, deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear
1 1, the willow-tree inserted in the Forbidden City can't get up (vertically).
12, sorghum stalk sedan chair-can't afford it.
13, Saussurea involucrata on the mountain-rare
14, the old cow drinks water-don't look up
15, deaf people see dumb-ignore.
16, workers work and farmers farm-this has always been the case.
17, telling stories to the deaf-in vain
18, Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight
19, the mouse goes into the coffin-bites the dead.
20, the grass boat borrows the arrow-sit back and enjoy it.
2 1, deaf-deaf; Be deaf to ...
22. Driving bumper cars in the park-collisions are inevitable.
23. Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no practice.
24. Zhang Fei catches mice-keep your eyes wide open and narrow your eyes.
25. Kongming practices the piano-a cliche
26. The tall people went into the cave-they had to bow their heads.
27. Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle and his eyes are very small.
28. Sima Yan abolished Wei Zhu-copied the old spectrum
29. Cocks fight-head-to-head
30. It is difficult for roosters to lay eggs.
3 1, Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-different temper
32, reed rod as a bolt-difficult to support.
33. Sugarcane leather mat-sweet (dense)
34. Zhang Fei wears a needle-coarse and fine
35. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.
36. The mouse fell into the basin-rolled its eyes.
37. Pick flowers through the fence-your hands are too long.
38, rotten plaster sticks good meat-no disease to find a doctor.
39, cao operation-clean
40, Dou Dang Emperor-cowardice.
4 1, Zhuge Liang borrows an arrow-something borrowed is not returned.
42. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke
43. Waterfalls on high mountains-plummeting.
44. Cao Cao failed Huarong Road-he took the right path.
45. Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.
46. The cock can't get rid of its paws.
47, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly
48. Zhuge Liang's marriage is more important than appearance.
49. Guan Gongcheng-Killing people
50. Throw bombs in public toilets-arouse people's feces (anger)
5 1, tailor's property-truth (needle earning)
52. The tortoise wants to ride the Phoenix back to daydreaming.
53, zhuge liang's kit-sjms.
54. Grass boats borrow arrows-the more the better.
55. Overnight food-stale
56. The cock's tusks bite the fox-it's a trick.
57. Fire cage for the night-it's warm outside and full of fire inside.
58, drums on the mountain-far smell
59, itching every other boot-can't catch the itch.
60. Pick the fruit through the partition-put your hand out.
6 1. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.
62. Balloons under the blue sky
63. Cao Cao defeated Wancheng-defeated and fled.
64, Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo-taboo disease.
65. The mouse shows the elephant the way-it is getting narrower and narrower.
66, high performance-everyone looks up
67. Write love poems on the manuscript paper-do one line and love one line.
68, high-strength soil into the palace-familiar with the door.
69, cao cao killed Lv Boshe-will be wrong.
70, Zhuge Liang three in-a little skill
7 1, kissing through the glass-meaning
72, buddy. Head-murderer (brother)
73. Grazing on the Gobi Desert-there is water and no water, and there is grass and no grass.
74. Picking plums on the other mountain-a world of difference
75. Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-as expected.
76. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.
77, the buddy stared-fierce (brother) dew.
78. The cock's tail is cocked high.
79. Giving lectures to the deaf-wasting daily water.
80. The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.
8 1, a piece of meat on the cock's head-the size is a crown (official)
82. Cao Cao's trick-treachery and cunning
83. Waterfalls on high mountains-great impact.
84. The pine trees on the mountain have weathered.
85, rolling toilets on the mountain-stinking.
86. Borrow a comb from a monk-the wrong person.
87. Tall bamboo-rocking boat
88. The college entrance examination is based on merit.
89, tall trees-hard waist
90. The Gobi Desert lacks food-drink the northwest wind.
9 1, Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.
92. Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come.
93. The late Lord turned to Wei-shameless
94. There are countless stone lions on Lugou.
95. Dong Zhuo plays the story of Diexin-Butterfly among the flowers.
96. Cocks fight-see whose mouth is fierce.
97. The story of Diusim singing-vivid.
98, the rooster lay eggs-hopeless.
99. Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) makes a fuss.
100, Zhuge Liang tearfully beheaded Ma Su-the tail from wagging the dog.
Classic Xiehouyu 100 2 Classic Xiehouyu
(1) The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each displaying his magical powers.
(2) Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river-it is difficult to protect himself.
(3) Broad beans blossom-black heart
(4) Confucius moved to thousands of books (lost)
(5) Get to the bottom of the matter-get to the bottom of the matter.
(6) Monks hold umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.
(7) A tiger falls in Pingyang-bullied by a dog
(8) gild the lily-gild the lily.
(9) imminent-have to send
(10) Frog at the bottom of the well-short-sighted
(1 1) Looking for a needle in a haystack-nowhere to find it.
Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve
(13) Let's get this straight.
(14) cross the bridge when you come to it.
(15) moth to the fire-self-destruction
(16) 100-meter race-every minute counts.
(17) Pulling out seedlings encourages growth-eager for success.
(18) When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous.
(19) The flowering of sesame is increasing.
(20) A new official takes office-three fires
(2 1) A blind man lights a candle in vain.
(22) Rabbit tail-it won't grow.
(23) stealing chickens and wasting rice.
(24) while selling melons-boasting.
Tiger's ass-untouchable
(26) Tiger pulls a cart-who dares (drive)
(27) Rats cross the street-everyone shouts.
(28) Sparrows are small and complete.
(29) thatch on the wall-falling to both sides with the wind
Thirty-six plans-Walking is the best plan
(3 1) A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
(32) Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.
(33) Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads
(34) Borrow and pay back-it is not difficult to borrow again.
Cats cry and mice-crocodile's tears
(36) jiaozi broke the skin-revealing the stuffing.
(37) Carrying water-hanging two ends in the heart
Play the lute to a cow-in vain
(39) Eight Immortals Party-God Chat
(40) overlord toast-don't do it, you have to do it.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Finally, there will be a way.
(43) There is no wine in the pot-it is difficult to keep a guest.
That's for sure-you can't run away.
(45) The mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.
(46) Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)
(47) Sesame blossoms steadily.
(48) Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.
(49) The nail head hit a nail-play hardball.
(50) Mountain drumming-famous all over the world (singing)
Classic two-part allegorical sayings 100 3 The most classic comic book two-part allegorical sayings
1, diarrhea and laxatives-Hu
2, straighten the dog's leg-can't do it; Can't do
3, pull the trailer to sell tofu-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf
4. Pull the champion and call his brother-in-law-want to climb higher.
5, borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly
6, selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the time.
7, wax figure playing with fire-self-care
8, candle ignition-a heart
9. Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing
10, lazarillo de tormes scratching his head-welcome.
1 1, blue sky and white clouds-freedom.
12, lazy cook cooks a meal-don't want to quarrel with you (fry)
13, rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-a mess
14, rotten umbrella blocks the sun-semi-shading
15, rotten sore-hopeless
16, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.
17, wild dogs barking at the sun-empty
18, sunflower plate-old turn
19, can't get out of the dung pit-wrong.
20. Pull the car to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.
2 1, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life or death costs money.
22. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.
23, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.
24, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.
25, old tiger-ambition is
26, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength
27, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)
28, crow's paw-black hand
29. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.
30, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart
3 1, tigers eat snails-there is no way to eat them; Difficult to say; not feel like eating
32, the tiger comes out of the mountain-with courage; To push or bump through.
33. The tiger's retreat is a curse.
34, tiger chanting-prude; cheat
35. The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.
Flies on the tiger's head-you can't shoot them.
37. The old uncle plays the erhu-a cliche
38, the old cat on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique
39. The old cow comes on stage-she has a lot of shit.
40. The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom in her heart.
4 1, old sow sneezes (penti)-clumsy mouth and tongue.
42. Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head.
43, the old cow rolled-a big turn
44, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly
45. The old cow drinks water-don't look up.
46, the old cow stepped on the child (how to cultivate the land)-one step at a time.
47, the old cow off grinding-idling.
48. The old cow went the same way-as usual.
49, the old brand steel needle-not curved needle
50. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke.
5 1, the mouse falls into the basin-rolls its eyes.
The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.
The mouse shows the elephant the way-it is getting narrower and narrower.
54. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.
55, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead
56, the mouse make bridal chamber-chirp
57. A mouse marries an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet
58. Rat tail soup-there is not much oil and water.
59, mouse tail-big deal
60, the mouse bites the cow-a big fight
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