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Classic Xiehouyu 100

Classic Xiehouyu 100

Classic Xiehouyu 100. There are many classic things in our life, in different ways. Generally, everyone has a good understanding of classic things, and there are many classic sentences and words in life. The following classic two-part allegorical saying 100.

Classic Xie Houyu 100 1 1, Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for his career.

2, the rooster lay eggs-the world anecdote.

3, the old cow rolled-a big turn

4. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forgot his old love.

5, the grass boat borrows the arrow-returning home with a full load

6. Zhuge Liang used his troops-elusive.

7. Flowers in the park-all * * * rewards.

8, Zhang Fei embroidery-coarse and fine

9. Brother's mother-in-law, sister-in-law's mother-in-law.

10, deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear

1 1, the willow-tree inserted in the Forbidden City can't get up (vertically).

12, sorghum stalk sedan chair-can't afford it.

13, Saussurea involucrata on the mountain-rare

14, the old cow drinks water-don't look up

15, deaf people see dumb-ignore.

16, workers work and farmers farm-this has always been the case.

17, telling stories to the deaf-in vain

18, Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

19, the mouse goes into the coffin-bites the dead.

20, the grass boat borrows the arrow-sit back and enjoy it.

2 1, deaf-deaf; Be deaf to ...

22. Driving bumper cars in the park-collisions are inevitable.

23. Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no practice.

24. Zhang Fei catches mice-keep your eyes wide open and narrow your eyes.

25. Kongming practices the piano-a cliche

26. The tall people went into the cave-they had to bow their heads.

27. Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle and his eyes are very small.

28. Sima Yan abolished Wei Zhu-copied the old spectrum

29. Cocks fight-head-to-head

30. It is difficult for roosters to lay eggs.

3 1, Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-different temper

32, reed rod as a bolt-difficult to support.

33. Sugarcane leather mat-sweet (dense)

34. Zhang Fei wears a needle-coarse and fine

35. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

36. The mouse fell into the basin-rolled its eyes.

37. Pick flowers through the fence-your hands are too long.

38, rotten plaster sticks good meat-no disease to find a doctor.

39, cao operation-clean

40, Dou Dang Emperor-cowardice.

4 1, Zhuge Liang borrows an arrow-something borrowed is not returned.

42. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke

43. Waterfalls on high mountains-plummeting.

44. Cao Cao failed Huarong Road-he took the right path.

45. Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.

46. The cock can't get rid of its paws.

47, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly

48. Zhuge Liang's marriage is more important than appearance.

49. Guan Gongcheng-Killing people

50. Throw bombs in public toilets-arouse people's feces (anger)

5 1, tailor's property-truth (needle earning)

52. The tortoise wants to ride the Phoenix back to daydreaming.

53, zhuge liang's kit-sjms.

54. Grass boats borrow arrows-the more the better.

55. Overnight food-stale

56. The cock's tusks bite the fox-it's a trick.

57. Fire cage for the night-it's warm outside and full of fire inside.

58, drums on the mountain-far smell

59, itching every other boot-can't catch the itch.

60. Pick the fruit through the partition-put your hand out.

6 1. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.

62. Balloons under the blue sky

63. Cao Cao defeated Wancheng-defeated and fled.

64, Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo-taboo disease.

65. The mouse shows the elephant the way-it is getting narrower and narrower.

66, high performance-everyone looks up

67. Write love poems on the manuscript paper-do one line and love one line.

68, high-strength soil into the palace-familiar with the door.

69, cao cao killed Lv Boshe-will be wrong.

70, Zhuge Liang three in-a little skill

7 1, kissing through the glass-meaning

72, buddy. Head-murderer (brother)

73. Grazing on the Gobi Desert-there is water and no water, and there is grass and no grass.

74. Picking plums on the other mountain-a world of difference

75. Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-as expected.

76. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.

77, the buddy stared-fierce (brother) dew.

78. The cock's tail is cocked high.

79. Giving lectures to the deaf-wasting daily water.

80. The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.

8 1, a piece of meat on the cock's head-the size is a crown (official)

82. Cao Cao's trick-treachery and cunning

83. Waterfalls on high mountains-great impact.

84. The pine trees on the mountain have weathered.

85, rolling toilets on the mountain-stinking.

86. Borrow a comb from a monk-the wrong person.

87. Tall bamboo-rocking boat

88. The college entrance examination is based on merit.

89, tall trees-hard waist

90. The Gobi Desert lacks food-drink the northwest wind.

9 1, Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

92. Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come.

93. The late Lord turned to Wei-shameless

94. There are countless stone lions on Lugou.

95. Dong Zhuo plays the story of Diexin-Butterfly among the flowers.

96. Cocks fight-see whose mouth is fierce.

97. The story of Diusim singing-vivid.

98, the rooster lay eggs-hopeless.

99. Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) makes a fuss.

100, Zhuge Liang tearfully beheaded Ma Su-the tail from wagging the dog.

Classic Xiehouyu 100 2 Classic Xiehouyu

(1) The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each displaying his magical powers.

(2) Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river-it is difficult to protect himself.

(3) Broad beans blossom-black heart

(4) Confucius moved to thousands of books (lost)

(5) Get to the bottom of the matter-get to the bottom of the matter.

(6) Monks hold umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

(7) A tiger falls in Pingyang-bullied by a dog

(8) gild the lily-gild the lily.

(9) imminent-have to send

(10) Frog at the bottom of the well-short-sighted

(1 1) Looking for a needle in a haystack-nowhere to find it.

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve

(13) Let's get this straight.

(14) cross the bridge when you come to it.

(15) moth to the fire-self-destruction

(16) 100-meter race-every minute counts.

(17) Pulling out seedlings encourages growth-eager for success.

(18) When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous.

(19) The flowering of sesame is increasing.

(20) A new official takes office-three fires

(2 1) A blind man lights a candle in vain.

(22) Rabbit tail-it won't grow.

(23) stealing chickens and wasting rice.

(24) while selling melons-boasting.

Tiger's ass-untouchable

(26) Tiger pulls a cart-who dares (drive)

(27) Rats cross the street-everyone shouts.

(28) Sparrows are small and complete.

(29) thatch on the wall-falling to both sides with the wind

Thirty-six plans-Walking is the best plan

(3 1) A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

(32) Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.

(33) Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads

(34) Borrow and pay back-it is not difficult to borrow again.

Cats cry and mice-crocodile's tears

(36) jiaozi broke the skin-revealing the stuffing.

(37) Carrying water-hanging two ends in the heart

Play the lute to a cow-in vain

(39) Eight Immortals Party-God Chat

(40) overlord toast-don't do it, you have to do it.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Finally, there will be a way.

(43) There is no wine in the pot-it is difficult to keep a guest.

That's for sure-you can't run away.

(45) The mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.

(46) Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

(47) Sesame blossoms steadily.

(48) Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

(49) The nail head hit a nail-play hardball.

(50) Mountain drumming-famous all over the world (singing)

Classic two-part allegorical sayings 100 3 The most classic comic book two-part allegorical sayings

1, diarrhea and laxatives-Hu

2, straighten the dog's leg-can't do it; Can't do

3, pull the trailer to sell tofu-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf

4. Pull the champion and call his brother-in-law-want to climb higher.

5, borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly

6, selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the time.

7, wax figure playing with fire-self-care

8, candle ignition-a heart

9. Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

10, lazarillo de tormes scratching his head-welcome.

1 1, blue sky and white clouds-freedom.

12, lazy cook cooks a meal-don't want to quarrel with you (fry)

13, rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-a mess

14, rotten umbrella blocks the sun-semi-shading

15, rotten sore-hopeless

16, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

17, wild dogs barking at the sun-empty

18, sunflower plate-old turn

19, can't get out of the dung pit-wrong.

20. Pull the car to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.

2 1, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life or death costs money.

22. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.

23, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

24, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.

25, old tiger-ambition is

26, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength

27, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)

28, crow's paw-black hand

29. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.

30, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart

3 1, tigers eat snails-there is no way to eat them; Difficult to say; not feel like eating

32, the tiger comes out of the mountain-with courage; To push or bump through.

33. The tiger's retreat is a curse.

34, tiger chanting-prude; cheat

35. The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.

Flies on the tiger's head-you can't shoot them.

37. The old uncle plays the erhu-a cliche

38, the old cat on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique

39. The old cow comes on stage-she has a lot of shit.

40. The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom in her heart.

4 1, old sow sneezes (penti)-clumsy mouth and tongue.

42. Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head.

43, the old cow rolled-a big turn

44, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly

45. The old cow drinks water-don't look up.

46, the old cow stepped on the child (how to cultivate the land)-one step at a time.

47, the old cow off grinding-idling.

48. The old cow went the same way-as usual.

49, the old brand steel needle-not curved needle

50. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke.

5 1, the mouse falls into the basin-rolls its eyes.

The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.

The mouse shows the elephant the way-it is getting narrower and narrower.

54. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.

55, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead

56, the mouse make bridal chamber-chirp

57. A mouse marries an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

58. Rat tail soup-there is not much oil and water.

59, mouse tail-big deal

60, the mouse bites the cow-a big fight