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Guo: Thank you all

Zhang: Hey< /p>

Guo: Too flattering

Zhang: Yes

Guo: The Beijing Cross Talk Conference is becoming more and more popular

Zhang: No What?

Guo: This lottery, please be honest, this is a joke

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Everyone praises it so much, no matter what Thought it was a newspaper

Zhang: Who came up with this idea

Guo: There is a lottery in the mall

Zhang: Yes

Guo : How can there be a lottery in cross talk?

Zhang: That is

Guo: This is teasing

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Hearing, treating you like an outsider

Zhang: En

Guo: I am a salesperson in a shopping mall

Zhang: I am a salesperson

Guo : Really, let’s get the first, second and third prizes

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Give the third prize a hair dryer

Zhang: Yes< /p>

Guo: Right, the second prize will be a bicycle

Zhang: They are all commodities

Guo: The first prize will be a TV

< p>Zhang: Ah

Guo: This business is about cross talk

Zhang: What can we give to others?

Guo: We can’t give anything to others. How to draw?

Zhang: Ah

Guo: After drawing the third prize

Zhang: For what?

Guo: Who draws the prize? The third prize is here, take Zhao Wei away

Zhang: Oh, actor

Guo: Really, second prize

Zhang: Who is the second prize? Ah

Guo: Take Li Jiaxin away

Zhang: Take it away

Guo: First prize

Zhang: Who is the first prize? Ah

Guo: Take Maggie Cheung away, don’t move, this is mine, don’t touch it

Zhang: In our folk art, we can’t send out celebrities, we have to send out performers

Guo: Faquyi actor, first, second and third prize

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Who is going to win the third prize? Take Feng Xinrui away

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Zhang: Oh, from Tianjin

Guo: Second prize

Zhang: Who is the second prize

Guo: Take Yang Fengjie away< /p>

Zhang: Look, Jingyun Dagu

Guo: First prize

Zhang: Who

Guo: Luo Yusheng, hey, this won’t work. This is Mr. Zhang’s.

Zhang: Is this a joke?

Guo: This is a joke. We are all familiar with the audience

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Many old friends, from the early days in Guangde Building

Zhang: For several years

Guo: They have always supported us

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Then we went to Huasheng Tianqiao

Zhang: Yes

Guo: All the way to Tianqiao Le

Zhang: Until now

Guo: I chase you wherever I go, my heart can’t be expressed in words

Zhang: That’s true

Guo: Really? I hope you come often and listen to cross talk. It’s good for your health, right?

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Now for actors, The status is very high

Zhang: The status has improved

Guo: People's Artist

Zhang: Yes

Guo: But I thought back then Being an actor is not easy either

Zhang: In the past

Guo: Actors in those days were low-class

Zhang: No status

Guo: No status

Zhang: The social status is too low

Guo: Ah, you have to ruin yourself in exchange for food

Zhang: Isn’t that true

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Guo: Take Mr. Zhang’s master as an example

Zhang: Ah, my master

Guo: Everyone knows Mr. Zhang, crosstalk, drums and wrestling Erhuo

Zhang: Yes

Guo: An old artist, mainly wrestling

Zhang: You said there is no such thing, then wrestling is not here< /p>

Guo: No

Zhang: Over there in Dongcheng

Guo: Ah, two masters, one is Mr. Tong Dafang who speaks cross talk, this is your master

Zhang: Yes

Guo: This is Tong Dafang, young people listen to this now The name is very unfamiliar

Zhang: Very strange

Guo: It was amazing back then, Tong Dafang

Zhang: Liyuan Opera

Guo : The surname is Tong, and my family sells copper. He is quite generous. If I want an ear spoon, I will grab one.

Zhang: The one with the surname Tong sells copper.

Guo : I accepted Zhang Wenshun, who gave me the stage name Haiqing at that time

Zhang: Well, it’s like I didn’t get up

Guo: I later accepted several, including Haiqinghai, Honghai, oysters, melon seeds, and sea. Crab

Zhang: They are all under the management of Hongqiao

Guo: On the underground floor of Hongqiao, are you sitting by the pool giving lectures?

There is also a drum gate

Zhang: Hey, Jingyun drum

Guo: Really? The teacher’s name is Jia Donggua

Zhang: Ye Delin

Guo: You have heard in the past that these actors dare not give their real names

Zhang: Give yourself a name by yourself

Guo: You ruin yourself and call yourself Donggua , and later named Mr. Zhang

Zhang: What about me

Guo: Mutton meatballs

Zhang: Mutton and winter melon

Guo: Later, I also accepted Mr. Mo Qimo

Zhang: So what was his name?

Guo: His name was Winter Melon, and later he also accepted a man named Fans

< p>Zhang: Oh

Guo: My stage name is Chef

Zhang: You are the one who makes all our stuff

Guo: Just tell me this Actor, give yourself this stage name

Zhang: Ruin yourself

Guo: To make the audience laugh

Zhang: Yes

Guo: It can be said that actors have gone through all kinds of hardships

Zhang: Same in these years

Guo: It’s not easy

Zhang: Yes

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Guo: The wind is half as strong as the rain.

Zhang: Yes, do you rely on the weather to make a living?

Guo: If there is no theater, the first place is by the side of the road. Previous

Zhang: Painting a pot

Guo: Who can go out when the wind blows? No one is watching

Zhang: Hey

Guo: When it rains, everything is gone

Zhang: Everything is gone

Guo: The wind is reduced by half and the rain is gone

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Of course, there is also an industry that likes wind and rain

Zhang: Which industry?

Guo: Bricklayer

Zhang: Why do bricklayers like this?

Guo: Oh, when it rains, bang, click, he is happy

Zhang: What's the matter

Guo: Maybe whose gable will fall down in a while

Zhang: Oh, here comes the work

Guo: He can go out to work after the rain stops

Zhang: Oh

Guo: I'm so happy, wow, click, little son, go and get two taels of wine

Zhang: Look, when you hear a house collapse, you get a drink

Guo: Drink while you're at it Drink, wah, click, hehe, little Erzi, go and hit two more taels

Zhang: Still fighting

Guo: Wah, click

Zhang: How's it going?

Guo: Little Erzi, let's go get a drink

Zhang: Still fighting

Guo: Wow, click, click, click, we can't fight. , my house collapsed

Zhang: Haha, that’s right

Guo: No one can bear it.

Zhang: I always look forward to someone else’s house collapsing.

Guo: Ah, finally I stopped performing on the ground and went to a teahouse.

Zhang: I went to a teahouse.

Guo: I went to a teahouse. It’s even worse.

Zhang: What's the matter?

Guo: There were no tickets sold at that time, so we had to give you small change

Zhang: Small change

Guo: It’s almost done. Someone is going down here with a small bamboo basket

Zhang: Get a small bamboo basket

Guo: Let you reward the money

Zhang: Yes

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Guo: Ah, when you reward money, you can’t say it clearly

Zhang: Oh

Guo: When you get here, you have to ask, Second Master, could you please say a few words? Did you hear that?

Zhang: I don’t dare to ask for money

Guo: I don’t dare to ask for money. I still have to look at the clothes I’m wearing. Some people can’t ask for it< /p>

Zhang: What kind of people can’t you want?

Guo: Wear a suit

Zhang: This one

Guo: You can’t want it< /p>

Zhang: Why

Guo: High-tech

Zhang: Oh

Guo: With a peaked cap

Zhang: This

Guo: This is a spy

Zhang: Huo

Guo: Erda cotton-padded jacket, from the detective team

Zhang: Ha

Guo: Wearing breeches

Zhang: This

Guo: Riding for the Japanese

Zhang: Yo

Guo: There are red dots crowded here

Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: This is called a gangster, and you can eat it

Zhang: This is also

You can’t ask for it

Guo: Let’s put it simply

Zhang: How to say it

Guo: You can’t ask for the clothes you wear

Zhang: Then go to the bathhouse and it’s over?

Guo: It’s not easy. I brought a small bamboo basket in front of me, my front legs were bowed and my back legs were stretched, and my body was flashing backwards

Zhang : Why are you doing this?

Guo: Are you afraid of being beaten?

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Second Master, please say something, please say something, please What's the sentence?

Zhang: What's the reward?

Guo: No, I won't give it. I didn't bring any zeros or whole ones

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Yes, your boss, the second uncle, we are the same thing

Zhang: Yes

Guo: This is fine

Zhang: Just say a word.

Guo: Just say a word. Just this. Second Master, please say a word and go play.

Come on, what a waste of time for actors

Zhang: Ah

Guo: It’s not easy. It can be said that actors in the past suffered all kinds of hardships

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Not only this, but sometimes they are not allowed to perform

Zhang: When are they not allowed to perform

Guo: Just take it Let’s talk about the late Qing Dynasty. Emperor Guangxu passed away

Zhang: Oh, the emperor is dead

Guo: The emperor’s death is called death

Zhang: Yes

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Guo: What does death mean?

Zhang: What does death mean?

Guo: Just go out and kill him

Zhang : That's shooting

Guo: What should I do if I die? Entertainment is cut off. All these artists are not allowed to use sounders

Zhang: Look, even musical instruments are not allowed. Move

Guo: How do you do it? Actors in the past had to go home and buy cornbread for the money they earned from acting in a day

Zhang: I don’t have any savings

Guo: Why do you care about actors eating with their mouths open?

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Standing here, boring, boring, boring, boring, talking and singing, earning money to buy steamed bread with your mouth open.

Zhang: Oh

Guo: There are three mouths at home

Zhang: There is no overnight food at home

Guo: Those three He's just waiting for food, so he's making money alone. What should I do if he doesn't perform?

Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: There are really people who are willing to give up.

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Just this time, Emperor Guangxu died

Zhang: Guangxu died

Guo : There is one of the most famous artists in Beijing named Shibu Xian Lian Hua Luo

Zhang: Oh, who is this artist?

Guo: His name is Zhuo Ji Zhao

Zhang: Okay, famous

Guo: He sings well. Among such actors, he can be called the first hook

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Oh, especially when singing Bazi Xier at the beginning, his voice is sweet and he sings beautifully

Zhang: Oh, the head is also good

Guo: It sounds good, this one is not the best At the beginning of Xianyi, there are four Chinese characters for happiness, happiness, wealth, longevity and happiness.

Zhang: Is it a happy song?

Guo: Ah, that guy is playing gongs and drums, it sounds nice

< p>Zhang: Okay, you sing

Guo: It sounds nice to sing too

Zhang: Zhao Zhao

Guo: It sounds like this, Zhao Zhao, the word "Fu" has been added, and good luck has come down to Ruiping. Fu is like the flowing water of the East China Sea, and I hate that it is too late to come wearing bright red. (Singing with Zhang at the same time) Doudou, cut the beans, cut the beans and choke ( Chorus with Zhang at the same time)

Zhang: Doudou, cut the beans, cut the beans, it’s really all right

Guo: I won’t let you sing

Zhang: Then What should I do?

Guo: What should I do? There is no way to deal with the crowd. Push a cart and go out to sell cut cakes.

Zhang: Will you sell them?

Guo : Where can he go?

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Standing here is stupid

Zhang: Yes

Guo: One I was so pondering that I shouted

Zhang: Yes

Guo: He doesn’t know how. He held the knife and pondered for a long time

Zhang: What to do

Guo: If you don’t say anything, no one will come here

Zhang: Yes, people know what you do

Guo: Then let me sing a few lines

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Use the phrase "Fa Si Xi'er" and the phrase "selling cakes"

Zhang: Huo

Guo: Standing here holding a knife there

Zhang: Singing beautifully

Guo: Well, let me shout and shout

Zhang: Hey< /p>

Guo: The noodles of my sliced ??cake are really sticky. If the dates are not sweet, don’t give me any money. Go ahead and eat my sliced ??cake. May you be rich and prosperous for thousands of years, Doudou. Choking, choking on that bean sprout, choking on that one, choking on that one, look at these cakes again

Zhang: How are they?

Guo: They are all like fish

< p>Zhang: Hey, it’s absolutely useless. Why did you chop it up?

Guo: Chop it to pieces

Zhang: Look at it

Guo: Guangxu passed away

Zhang: Zhao Zhao

Guo: Later, there was no emperor anymore

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Yuan Shikai became the emperor President

Zhang: How is he

<

p>Guo: It’s even worse

Zhang: What’s wrong

Guo: Yuan Shikai has a eldest prince

Zhang: Oh

Guo : Yuan Keding

Zhang: There is such a person in Yuan Keding

Guo: For the eldest prince’s birthday, all the artists have to go there

Zhang: Oh

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Guo: He doesn’t really celebrate his birthday

Zhang: He does

Guo: He celebrates his birthday seven or eight times a month

Zhang: Why? Ah

Guo: He does this as a business

Zhang: To make money

Guo: Just to make money

Zhang: Haha

Guo: Huo, all the artists from Beijing and Tianjin are here

Zhang: They are all here

Guo: Wish him a birthday, ah, I didn’t expect that one of them There was an actor who annoyed the eldest prince

Zhang: Yo

Guo: Mr. Wang Qinglin who sang Hebei Bangzi

Zhang: This is an old gentleman< /p>

Guo: Hey, my stage name is Yin Dazi

Zhang: Yin Dazi

Guo: How nice it sounds

Zhang: It sounds nice< /p>

Guo: That voice is a combination of Bengongyin and Gongyin

Zhang: En

Guo: What is Bengongyin? It’s Bengongyin.

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Zhang: My own voice

Guo: The combination of real and fake voices makes me sing beautifully

Zhang: Yes

Guo: People There are several famous dramas, such as Zhan Beiyuan and Jin Zhi, including the sworn alliance

Zhang: Huo

Guo: This sworn alliance is the Fourth Jinshi of Peking Opera

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Listen to Mr. Wang sing it, it’s nice and sweet

Zhang: Please sing this

Guo: Once it’s sung This smell, these two little kids are stupid, they look like young people, they are not doing things well, they are shouting loudly behind their backs, Uncle Song has a steel knife hidden in his sleeves

< p>Zhang: OK

Guo: Yindazi, you sing so well. I’m stuck in Beijing and can’t go back. My family is from Wang Qingtuo, Wuqing County

Zhang: Yes

Guo: How to go back, there is no way

Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: Find a small house in Beijing and live here< /p>

Zhang: Oops

Guo: There’s no fire in the house

Zhang: No money

Guo: It’s so cold My nose is dripping with snot

Zhang: Ah

Guo: I have to do business

Zhang: I have to live

Guo: He We have to eat

Zhang: Yes

Guo: What are we selling?

Zhang: What are we selling?

Guo: Selling small goldfish Son, it’s around the Spring Festival, and the little goldfish here is called Frozen Yangzi

Zhang: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: You can’t get rid of him if there’s no fire in the house

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Zhang: Yes

Guo: When you get up in the morning and come out with the basin, stand at the door and take a look

Zhang: How is it

Guo: These two little goldfish are almost immobile

Zhang: Frozen

Guo: I feel sad too

Zhang: Yes

Guo: I remembered this song when I was sad

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Open your mouth and sing a few words of bangzi

Zhang: En

Guo: Alas, these two little goldfish are so stupid

Zhang: It’s freezing

Guo: It looks like it’s very cold and there’s no way to escape alive

< p>Zhang: It’s enough to live

Guo: It’s not up to anyone to hold the basin, tears streaming down my face

Zhang: Where is the gong?

Guo: I threw the basin into the ditch

Zhang: Cough

Guo: What do you think we did, old gentleman, trapped in Beijing

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Later, in 1932

Zhang: How was it

Guo: In Beijing, Zhang Zongchang celebrated his mother’s birthday in Iron Lion Alley

Zhang: Celebrating the birthday of the old lady

Guo: Something like this happened again

Zhang: What happened

Guo: We also invited many actors Come, ask the old lady, (Shandong voice) what do you want to hear?

Zhang: Old lady

Guo: The old lady said (Shandong voice) I just want to hear it

Bangzi

Zhang: It sounds nice. Bangzi

Guo: She sounds nice. Shandong Bangzi

Zhang: Oh

Guo: But where can I find it in Beijing?

Zhang: Young

Guo: It’s too late

Zhang: How about it

Guo: There is a Henan Bangzi troupe in Beijing Performance

Zhang: Take a look

Guo: We have all the actors here, ah, the old lady rebuked this song

Zhang: Old lady I heard it

Guo: (Shandong accent) What kind of mess is this? Why doesn’t it have any Shandong flavor?

Zhang: Yes, he is a Henan Bangzi

Guo: Keep all the opera gowns and kick them out

Zhang: Ahem, the old lady is still a money addict

Guo: All the outfits are left. What are you doing, changing your bed or something?

Zhang: Cough

Guo: The actors are living on the streets, and one of them is an old actor who sings colorful faces

Zhang: Ah

Guo: His name is Bali Om, a Henan Bangzi actor

Zhang: Henan Bangzi

Guo: The singing is rough and powerful

Zhang: That Henan Bangzi painted face sounds so good

Guo: Oh, it sounds so good that it will make you sweat all over after listening to it, just like taking a sauna.

Zhang: That’s right

< p>Guo: Well, it’s interesting

Zhang: He sings well

Guo: For example, when I met the lady of the country, Bao Gong sang a few lines. This old gentleman sang well.

Zhang: Hey, come on

Guo: The whole army is in full swing, the golden melons and axes are shining brightly, I am here for Chen Shimei, this time is different from that Once, when I went to Chenzhou, I beat up the uncle of the Four Kingdoms, and when I came back to the court, I beat up Princess Zhao. When I saw the queen of the country, I asked one of them to kneel down the camel*

Zhang: OK

Guo : After listening to this song, I feel like I just came back from working in the fields. Yes, it’s so happy.

Zhang: Hey, bold and bold

Guo: Trapped in Beijing

Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: What should I do with this old Mr. Bali Om? He needs to eat

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Looking for After living in this place, I remembered that I have some craftsmanship

Zhang: What craftsmanship

Guo: I know how to make this shaomai when I stay home

Zhang: Oh, Bao Siomai

Guo: Hey, it’s stuffing inside and skin outside. We also have this in Beijing

Zhang: We also have it in Beijing

Guo: Let’s It is written as the shao of sesame cakes and the wheat of wheat

Zhang: Yes

Guo: It is said that the origin of this thing is the earliest. A shopkeeper hired a boy to sell steamed buns< /p>

Zhang: Oh

Guo: If you can’t afford the salary, why don’t you get something, make it with me, and sell it to you

Zhang: This is for buying and selling

Guo: Hey, it’s for carrying by the handle and selling for buying and selling. Now when you go to Inner Mongolia and Shanxi, some places still write about this for buying and selling

< p>Zhang: Still writing like that

Guo: How about listening to cross talk to gain knowledge, right?

Zhang: Oh, the history of Shaomai

Guo : Shaomai, it’s ready to be steamed. I bought a new drawer and put it on the stove at the door. The old man stood here, frowning and staring. Think about it, he’s used to singing with colorful faces

张 : Yes

Guo: Take a look at the people on the left and right

Zhang: No one will eat like this

Guo: Who dares to eat him

Zhang: Yes, you have to shout

Guo: It’s scary, he doesn’t know how to do it, he’s standing here wondering

Zhang: Why are you wondering

< p>Guo: What’s going on?

Zhang: En

Guo: Why is no one eating my Shaomai? What’s going on?

Zhang: What's going on

Guo: I was wondering when I opened the door and a little girl came out

Zhang: Well, little girl

Guo: A little girl of five or six years old

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Standing here, the child is puzzled, thinking, there was no such person before, these two There are so many decorations on the street. Why are you guarding a stove?

Zhang: Wondering

Guo: Wondering. The child is standing here wondering. He is happy. This is the neighbor coming out from the opposite door

Zhang:

Neighbor

Guo: She wanted to try a few and when she came home and said they were delicious, didn’t she just buy them all?

Zhang: The business started

Guo: He opened his mouth and sang when he was happy

Zhang: He sang

Guo: He used the tune of Henan Bangzi and used the lyrics to sell Shaomai,

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Stop here

Zhang: Calling the child

Guo: Calling the child. When the child looks at it, hide away.

Zhang: Haha, Shen's panic

Guo: The newly released siomai smiles slightly, the steamer I just bought shines brightly, the beef and green onions taste delicious, if you don't believe it just try it Come on, little girl, come in, the price is not expensive. Look at this child again

Zhang: How is it

Guo: Alas~

Zhang: I’m scared to tears

Guo: I’m scared to cry , aren’t you crying?

Zhang: That’s right

Guo: How pitiful it is to be on the street

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Until later

Zhang: How about it

Guo: In the early days of the liberation of Beijing, such things still happened in endlessly

Zhang: Oh, there is also this matter

Guo: Well, in 1940, Beijing was called Peking at that time

Zhang: Well

Guo: Peking Mayor Zhang Laoshun, ah, a bad guy< /p>

Zhang: This sounds like it has something to do with our family

Guo: I’m quite old, in my sixties, and the suits and leather shoes I wore when I stopped here are the same. Put on glasses

Zhang: Everyone here is literate

Guo: He is literate, he is bad, don’t think he is the mayor, he is bad, go out to watch a show

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Zhang: Watching the performance

Guo: I immediately fell in love with the famous Pingju opera actor at that time, Xianling Huaer, hehe, he looks good here, good, this one

Zhang: It’s not Zhang Laoshun’s fault, who doesn’t like to take another look at a good-looking person?

Guo: Really, you see, he follows his father

Zhang: Hey , Mayor, tell me, what should I do if I like it?

Guo: This is good, we want to support you artists

Zhang: Support

Guo: I have to support you. I have to help you. If you have any difficulties, tell me first. How about this? You might as well move into our house today

Zhang: Well, we must help him completely

< p>Guo: Xianling Hua'er is so frightened that she doesn't dare to sing or show up in any theater anymore

Zhang: Ouch

Guo: I don't dare to poke the water sign , arrest them immediately as soon as they appear

Zhang: Take a look

Guo: How to do it, I have no choice in the end, just sit on the street and sew people up

Zhang : It’s sewing work for singing Pingxi opera

Guo: Ah, in the past, women had no choice but to sit on the street with a string of bamboo baskets, and sew their clothes for others if they were torn

Zhang: This business is called sewing poverty

Guo: Really

Zhang: Yes, yes, yes, yes

Guo: This is the most pitiable

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Zhang: Ah

Guo: Such a famous person is sitting here sewing

Zhang: Look

Guo: But someone knows him

Zhang: Someone knows me

Guo: Hey, everyone has been here before, hey, this is Boss Xian

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Why do you do this? Well, you don’t know. The mayor, Zhang Laoshun, is so bad that he has to marry someone else and occupy them.

Zhang: Look at it

Guo: There is nothing left to do, we are reduced to the streets and poor.

Zhang: Ah, let’s not mention this old thing all the time

Guo: No, this is real

Zhang: Just say the mayor and that’s it

Guo: Don’t mention it, let’s help her. There are such kind people. Take off the coat, tear it up, and come and sew it up. seam. This is to help you

Zhang: Hey, help

Guo: Here comes another one, take these pants, cah, tear a big hole, Boss Xian, you are hurt, you Look at the big hole in my pants, please sew it up

Zhang: Look

Guo: Oh, thank you, thank you, I know your pants are right Good pants, you tore them off, you came to help me specifically for this.

Zhang: Oh, look at it

Guo: Thank you.

It's okay, you're welcome, I just have a small request

Zhang: What request

Guo: I love hearing you sing, can you sing for a while

Zhang : Let’s have a little chat

Guo: No, the mayor won’t let me. If he hears something, something will happen. If you do this, we are all blocking the alley and no one will hear. Please keep your voice down and have a little chat

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Zhang: Hey

Guo: OK, thank you. Since you like it, I will sing a little bit in a lower voice

Zhang: Sing a little bit

Guo: Don’t delay your work. I’m sewing your trousers here. Let’s sing a few lines. Sing a few lines. When I got down to the well platform and looked at it with my eyes, I saw people shouting in front and behind, and they were full of murderous intent. A horse like this flashed out from among them, and a young general was sitting sideways on the saddle bridge. I saw that the crown prince was wearing a golden helmet with a pheasant feather floating on the back of his head. He was wearing a chainmail chainmail and a precious mirror that protected his heart. ****What a good-looking person, as if I’ve seen him before several times. I suddenly remembered that he looked like Liu Zhiyuan back then. He looked like my husband's name, Liu Gao, *******. I thought of my son, Xiao Jiao Xiao. If there was my knee-jerk in front of me, there was also the military master. Such a tall guy. I’ll give you these pants, but I can’t wear them yet

Zhang: What’s wrong

Guo: The trouser legs are sewn to death

Zhang: Jing Gu sang

Zhang: Eight major changes in career, second book

Guo: Well, for actors, different things happened in different periods

Zhang: Ah

Guo: There are two types of persecution caused by actors

Zhang: Why two types

Guo: One is the persecution from external evil forces

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Zhang: Persecution from the outside world

Guo: Sometimes actors suffer losses because of themselves

Zhang: What's going on

Guo: For example Let’s give an example

Zhang: Tell me

Guo: Mr. Zhang Wenshun Zhang

Zhang: Give me an example

Guo: I can both do cross talk and story telling. There was a time, maybe the year before last, when I was telling stories in bookstores

Zhang: Oh, there was such a paragraph

Guo: Ah, I was telling stories there. Every day, there are a lot of audiences

Zhang: Yes

Guo: OK, the theater can accommodate about five hundred people

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Every day, the first row in front is full

Zhang: That’s good, but some people can’t even fill the first row

Guo: He The fare is expensive, isn’t it? You know that one dollar a ticket?

Zhang: No matter how cheap it is, it’s just small change

Guo: There are people sitting there, look at Zhang Mr. Performance.

The only thing I can do is listen to storytelling

Zhang: Why

Guo: He is addicted

Zhang: Yes, you have to listen to it next to each other

Guo: I have finished listening today, but I still have to come tomorrow

Zhang: There are buttons

Guo: Otherwise, the story will not continue

Zhang: Yes< /p>

Guo: Really? One day, a Hong Kong businessman came

Zhang: From Hong Kong

Guo: No, Hong Kong businessman

< p>Zhang: From Hong Kong

Guo: From Hong Kong, sit here. He wears a suit and leather shoes, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and Mr. Zhang sounds so good that he makes you lean back and forth with joy

Zhang : Huo

Guo: Mr. Zhang has evil intentions

Zhang: Why do I have evil intentions?

Guo: There is no money sitting in front of me. They are bargaining for one dollar, this Hong Kong businessman is rich

Zhang: This one from Hong Kong

Guo: Who was backstage at that time

Zhang: Who< /p>

Guo: Liu Yi who talks about cross talk, our Liu Yi backstage

Zhang: Big tall guy

Guo: Big tall guy, he looks smart, but actually There are some shortcomings in the head.

Zhang: I don’t lack at all

Guo: This child was cloned from a mentally retarded person

Zhang: Cough

Guo: Open your brain, it’s just a bowl of tofu nao, nothing else

Zhang: Haha

Guo: What about Naoren’er? The pine nuts are so big

Zhang: Not that much

Guo: Mr. Zhang teases other people’s children

Zhang: I teach him

Guo : Liu Yi, tell him, there are rules for listening here

Zhang: What are the rules

Guo: How much money do you have to spend, ah, put on the flower basket

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Master, we don’t have a flower basket here. You can just pay the money directly. Just put the money on the table

Zhang: Ah

< p>Guo: Pay the money directly. Liu Yi is really obedient. He went and told the Hong Kong businessman that you would have to pay extra for listening to the book and spend more money. The Hong Kong businessman didn't care after hearing this. He stood up and came to the table

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Mr. Zhang, I really like listening to you talk about storytelling. There is such a rule

Zhang: There is such a rule

< p>Guo: You have to spend money separately

Zhang: Yes

Guo: I don’t have Hong Kong dollars with me, is RMB okay?

Zhang: Yes

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Guo: RMB, Mr. Zhang said, yes, the master took out one and put it on the table. Mr. Zhang didn’t even look at it, he grabbed it and put it in his pocket

Zhang : I'm afraid Liu Yi will share the account

Guo: Ah, even if I see him in a theater, I will get his money

Zhang: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: This money Put it aside, here is the story. After finishing talking, let’s disperse. Go out and find a corner to take out the money. New bills

Zhang: Look at the money

Guo: This Zhang looked at it, and it was fifteen yuan. He was puzzled, but he heard that this new RMB was issued.

Zhang: I haven’t seen it.

Guo: I haven’t seen it for fifteen yuan. Guo

Zhang: There are twenty yuan and five yuan yuan

Guo: Look, other RMB have the image of the Chairman printed on them, look at it here

Zhang: Who is printed on this?

Guo: Fan Zhenyu is printed on it

Zhang: Oh, it’s unlucky

Guo: Is this true? Yes, let’s go to the People’s Bank of China. Excuse me. I heard that the new ones cost 15 yuan each. Go out.

Zhang: Cough

Guo: You took the wrong medicine< /p>

Zhang: The attitude of the bank is pretty good

Guo: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am walking on the street by myself. I can’t spend these fifteen yuan in Beijing

Zhang: Go to the suburbs to spend time

Guo: The suburbs are tough enough, let’s go to the mountainous area, ah, take a bus and go to the mountainous area

Zhang: Go to the mountainous area

Guo: Get off the car when you get to the mountain area

Zhang: How about it

Guo: There is an old man at the root of the mountain, an old man in the mountains, who sells mountain red

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Red fruits, a lot

Zhang: Awesome

Guo: Ah, put a sign next to it

Zhang: What’s the matter?

Guo: One yuan per catty, which is expensive in Beijing. They produce and sell their own products in the mountains.

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Mr. Zhang has passed by, how do you sell Shanlihong?

Zhang: Are your shoulders not tired?

< p>Guo: Not bad, so vivid.

How do you sell Shanlihong? Oh, it costs one yuan per catty for us. Oh, it costs one yuan per catty. Okay

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Take out this fifteen piece

Zhang: Buy a pound

Guo: Well, I heard that a new version of RMB has been issued

Zhang: Hey, ask him

Guo: Oh, we have heard of it

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Well, here you go, give me a pound of Shanlihong

Zhang: Just to ask him to change money

Guo: Yue Shanlihong handed it to him, and the old farmer reached out and took out the money from his pocket

Zhang: How about it

Guo: I found him two pieces worth seven yuan

Zhang: That’s not true. Can the one worth seven yuan be real?

Guo: So, actors like this will never be cheated or beaten. It’s not unfair, you know?

Zhang: That’s right, you just called it that

Guo: I still have these two $7 pieces, so I can’t blame others for this. This is my own work

Zhang: These are all the actor’s own faults

Guo: Oh, but there are also external faults

Zhang: Oh

Guo: For example, think back to October 1929

Zhang: What is this?

Guo: Right here in Beijing Tianqiao

Zhang: Oh

Guo: There is a fire in the Tianqiao market, and a lot of mat tents were burned down. There is such a thing

Zhang: There is such a thing

Guo: What should we do? Everyone from this police station is here

Zhang: Yes

Guo: In the end, we want to solve the case. We need to find the hotshot. Say this How did the fire start?

Zhang: Where did it start?

Guo: From whose house did it start?

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Well, a lot of people spent money to clear things up, and in the end, the title of Huotouer

Zhang: Whose head did it fall on?

Guo: It fell on Da Jinya’s head

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Zhang: De

Guo: Everyone knows about the big gold tooth, the one who sells foreign movies

Zhang: The one who sells foreign movies

Guo: This It was unjust, Da Jinya just came back from Shandong

Zhang: Oh

Guo: I didn’t understand anything, so I took him away

Zhang : Look

Guo: You did this, what an injustice!

Zhang: Look, isn’t it

Guo: It’s his fault after being gone for half a year

Zhang: He didn’t spend money when others spent money

Guo: What should I do if I didn’t spend money?

Zhang: What should I do?

< p>Guo: I won’t let you do it. Everyone knows that Big Golden Tooth pulls foreign movies well

Zhang: Isn’t this persecution?

Guo: Go to this stop, don’t watch foreign movies When I heard him singing, everyone was buzzing

Zhang: Hey

Guo: How nice it sounds

Zhang: He’s handsome too Ah

Guo: Cangcang is not a cold winter warehouse

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Hey, look inside again, layer after layer*, Above the Qing Dynasty, there was the Ming Dynasty. There were sixteen emperors in the Ming Dynasty. The last emperor, Chongzhen, was not very peaceful. There were three years of drought followed by three years of floods. Rice was as expensive as pearls and the price went up. Rich people sold mules and horses. People who have no money sell their children, and the people of Li are suffering. It is not the middle of winter in Cangcang, but a hero named Li Zicheng appears.

Zhang: Hey, big gold teeth

Guo: I’m not allowed to sing anymore, what should I do?

Zhang: What should I do

Guo: No choice, go out and find an inconspicuous place

Zhang: What are you doing?

Guo: Set up a bean juice stall

Zhang: Selling bean juice

Guo: Selling bean juice. Everyone knows about bean juice. It’s Beijing’s famous food

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Most people can’t accept it

Zhang: Outsiders can’t drink it

Guo : You have to be an old Beijinger. It tastes sour and sweet. There is a saying. You will know if you are a Beijinger if you can drink bean juice.

Zhang: Hey, there is such a saying

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Guo: A man came walking on the street, bang, kicked him and lay down, stepped on his head and poured a bowl of bean juice

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Stand up Swearing, this is from out of town

Zhang: Oh, out of town

Guo: Another one came over, bang, kicked him and lay down, stepped on his head

Fill a bowl with bean juice from a bag, stand up and wipe your mouth, are there burnt circles? Beijingers

Zhang: This is the only one in Beijing. I am so addicted to eating this

Guo: Ah, this A big gold-toothed man made a pot of bean juice. He took this spoon and stirred it here

Zhang: It has to be sold like this

Guo: I feel sad too

< p>Zhang: That's right

Guo: Ah, he can't shout either

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Open your mouth and pull this foreign film I remembered

Zhang: Use this tone

Guo: Hey, I’m good at knocking this, it’s not the coldest winter in the warehouse

Zhang: That’s it

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