39 selected sentences from Kangkang's quotations collection

1. What will happen to a wooden fish if it falls into the sea? Milkfish (moist fish).

2. Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one did not receive payment? Centipede, because: no merit (centipede) will not be rewarded.

3. There is a generation gap but no cleavage - this communication is difficult.

4. Stars. moon. Which of the suns is dumb? Stars, because: There is a line in Lu Binghua's song "The stars in the sky don't speak."

5. Who is the person who most rejects you? ―――The large intestine, because you are pooping.

6. When I was a child, my father told me not to go to bad places like nightclubs, because I would see things I shouldn’t see, which would affect my physical and mental health. Later, when I was 15 years old, I went there once. I really saw something I shouldn’t have seen. I saw my dad, and he was sitting in the front row?

7. There is a mosquito that only bites: rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, and sheep. Monkey, chicken, pig gt;, what is the name of this mosquito? Pudding dog (no bite dog).

8. What animal has no sense of direction? The elk is lost.

9. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper? Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the eventuality (cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of the eventuality).

10. Why are silkworm babies so rich? because. Silkworms spin cocoons (frugality).

11. What color is the best to imitate? ——Red (Moulin) imitation.

12. Why did Alibaba only bring 36 pirates? because. **Already have Citizen Avenue (four thieves).

Thirteen. Which chicken is the slowest? ―Nicole Kidman.

14. Who is the most difficult person to date? Lily, because every particle (Lily) works hard.

15. Which kind of flower has no children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn).

16. There are three animals: horse, tiger and wolf. Who hid the dragon? Wolf, because: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (wolf, hidden dragon).

17. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated from the game? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminating the wolf).

18. What thread do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines because there is no intersection (banana).

19. Who does Stefanie Sun want to marry most? Hugua, because Stefanie Sun has a song: Happiness The surname is Hu.

20. Which historical figure will surely sink when he swims? Adou, because: Adou cannot afford to be helped (floated).

21. Meat buns are for meat, vegetable buns are for vegetables, and leather buns are for what?

Twenty-two. What is the most fragrant place in a hot girl? ——The wintersweet smells fragrant everywhere.

Twenty-three. Who sells the love-forgetting water? Axia, because: Aha (Axia) give me a cup of forgetful water.

Twenty-four. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because Jolin (just cold).

25. Which historical figure is the least flattering? Su Wu, because: Su Wu shepherded sheep by the North Sea (was flattened by the sea).

Twenty-six. Which ancient man ran the fastest? ——Cao Cao said Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.

27. Which one is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Elephant skin, because of the eraser (elephant skin difference).

Twenty-eight. What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn).

Twenty-nine. Confucius had three disciples, Zigong. Zilu. He Ziyou, which one of you is not a human being? Zilu, because it refers to a deer as a horse (Zilu is a horse).

30. When will President Chen choose reunification? When buying fresh milk.

Thirty-one. Excuse me. Is Candy male or female? Mother, because. Candy placed on the table will "raise" ants.

32. A gentleman loves only the Tao, a villain loves only one without courtesy, a businessman loves only one thing, and a soldier loves only a gun.

Thirty-three. What animals can be posted on the wall? ——Seal (newspaper) is posted on the wall.

Thirty-four.123456789Which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? 1 is the most diligent and 2 is the laziest because: if you don’t do one thing, you won’t stop doing the other.

35. What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang’s mothers? "Ji" produces Yu, "Where" produces Liang.

Thirty-six. What is the last name of Pencil? Xiao, because: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

Thirty-seven. Left or right, who likes soloing and who is better? Left solo, right sogood (left hand gong, right hand drum).

Thirty-eight. At what age between 20 and 30 will one go crazy? 24 years old, because of 24 filial piety (24 zodiac signs).

Thirty-nine. What is God’s means of transportation? ——Magical (riding) baby.