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1. Salted fish always turn over 1 day, and it is still salted fish after turning over.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I am blind just because I look at you one more time in the crowd.

I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

Don't leave the problem to time to prove, time is too lazy to take care of your mess.

I feel that I am in love with my math teacher, because in front of the person I love, my IQ is basically zero.

7. Three points busy, seven points busy, and finally make life full.

8. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat. ...

9. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

10. Life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.

1 1. I feel out of touch with beautiful people and things. It's not that others are blind and deliberately messing with you. It is because you are not good enough that they are avoiding you.

12. You said that you have completely lost your enthusiasm and motivation for life. This situation boils down to your laziness.

13. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no.

14. It's a good time to steal the chicken and touch the dog.

15. If you indulge others too much, others will make you feel worse; If you are too tolerant of others, others will push your luck and hurt you. In fact, most people you meet are used to your "good".

16. When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

17. We never copy homework, we are just porters of answers.

18. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

19. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

20. When people see me smile, they say I feel easy to get along with. You tried to rob me of my food, and my hand was broken.

2 1. Once my father said to me a little shyly, "Son, you are not young, I want to talk to you about sex education." I immediately became serious: "Well, Dad, if you don't understand anything, just ask."

22. Three stupid things in life: First, reason with the boss. Second, reason with your mother. 3. reason with your wife.

23. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

24. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I hold the wall.

25. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing it.