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The more Bao Dai’s classic love dialogues, the better (must be detailed)

Dai: "You don't have to use these words to coax me. From now on, I will never dare to get close to Erye again. The second master has the right to treat me as me."

Bao: "Where are you going?"

Dai: "I'm going home"

Bao: "I'm going with you."

Dai: " I'm dead."

Baoyu: "If you die, I will become a monk."

When Baoyu heard the word "lin", he made a fuss all over the bed and said, "It's amazing. People from the Lin family are here to pick her up, please beat her out."

Jia Mu comforted her, "That's not from the Lin family, no one is here to pick her up. Daiyu, just don't worry. "

Baoyu: "Depending on who she is, no one except Sister Lin is allowed to be named Lin!"

lt; It can be seen that Baoyu cherishes Daiyu very much;

When I was young, Xiren poured tea and saw that there was nothing left of his belongings. He smiled and said, "The shameless things I brought have been taken away again." Lin Daiyu heard about it and came over to take a look. Sure enough, Nothing was left, so he said to Baoyu, "Did you give them the purse I gave you? You can't think about my things tomorrow!" After saying that, he went back to the room angrily and told Baoyu what he had done the day before. The sachet - it was only half done - I took it over and opened it in anger. When Baoyu saw that he was angry, he knew something was wrong and hurried over. He had already cut it. Baoyu has seen this sachet. Although it is not finished yet, it is very delicate and took a lot of work. Now I see that it was cut for no reason, but I am angry. Because he was busy, he untied his collar and took off the purse Daiyu had given him from the lapel of his red coat. He handed it to Daiyu and said, "Look, what is this! I took your things that time." Did you give it to someone?" Lin Daiyu saw that he valued it so much and carried it inside, so she knew she was afraid that others would take it away, so she regretted her recklessness and cut off the sachet without realizing it. So he felt ashamed and angry, bowed his head and said nothing. Baoyu said: "You don't need to cut it, I know you are too lazy to give me something. How about I return this purse?" Then she threw it into his arms and left. Seeing this, Daiyu became more and more angry, choked up and burst into tears. She picked up her purse and cut it again. Seeing him like this, Baoyu hurriedly turned around to grab him, and said with a smile: "Good sister, spare him!" Daiyu threw the scissors down, wiped her tears and said, "You don't have to be with me for good and bad times. If you want to get angry, just put it down." "Stop. What's the point?" He went to bed angrily and fell down to wipe his tears. I can't help but Baoyu came up and said "sister" is long and "sister" is short.

Jia Mu in front looked for Baoyu. All the wet nurses and maids hurriedly replied: "It's in Miss Lin's room." Jia Mu heard that and said: "Okay, okay, okay! Let his sisters be naughty in one place. I have just detained him for a long time and let him Just be happy for a while. Just don't ask them to argue and don't mess with him." Everyone agreed. Daiyu couldn't be bothered by Baoyu, so she had to get up and said: "If you don't want me to live in peace, I will leave you." Then she walked out. Baoyu smiled and said, "Wherever you go, I will follow you." While still picking up her purse to put it on, Daiyu stretched out her hand to grab it and said, "You said you don't want it anymore, and now you put it on again. I'm ashamed of you too." !" He said, "chi" and laughed again. Baoyu said, "Good sister, just make a sachet for me tomorrow." Daiyu said, "That's just because I'm happy."

Daiyu only closed her eyes and said, " I'm not sleepy, I just want to take a rest. You can go somewhere else to have a party before you come back." Baoyu pushed him and said, "I'm going over there. I'm tired of seeing other people."

Daiyu. After hearing this, he sneered and said: "If you want to sit here and there, let's talk."

Lin Daiyu spat: "Did I ask you to alienate him?" ? What kind of person have I become!"

Baoyu said: "You know your heart and don't know mine." Don't you think so? "

Baoyu said with a smile: "Sister, do you think so?"

Lin Daiyu said with a smile: "It's really interesting."

Baoyu said with a smile. : "I am just a 'worried and sickly person', and you are that 'beautiful person who is charming the country and the city'.

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After Lin Daiyu heard this, her cheeks and ears turned red. She immediately raised two eyebrows that seemed to be frowned but not frowned, and stared at two eyes that seemed to be open but not open. Her cheeks were slightly angry and her face was thin. With anger, he pointed at Baoyu and said: "You damn nonsense! You have come up with these lewd words and songs, and you have also learned these nonsense words to bully me. I told my uncle and aunt to go. When he mentioned the word "bullying", his eyes turned red again, and he turned around and left.

Baoyu became anxious, stopped him and said, "Good sister, please spare me this." Once upon a time, it turned out that I was wrong. If you have the intention to bully you, tomorrow I will fall into the pond and be swallowed by a mangy turtle and become a fool. When you become the 'First-class Madam' tomorrow and die of old age, I will go to your grave to replace you. You carry a lifetime monument with you. ”

Here Baoyu mourned for a while, and suddenly he raised his head and disappeared from Daiyu. She knew that Daiyu had seen him running away, and she felt bored. She shook the dirt and went down the mountain to find the old road to Yiyi. Coming from Hongyuan, he happened to see Lin Daiyu walking in front, so he quickly caught up and said, "Stop. I know you are ignoring me, I just say one word and put down my hands from now on. "Lin Daiyu turned around and saw Baoyu. She wanted to ignore him and listen to him say, "Just say one sentence, "Let go of your hands from now on." There is something interesting in this sentence. She must stop and say, "I have one sentence, please say it." Baoyu said with a smile. : "Two words, will you listen?" When Daiyu heard about it, she turned around and left.

Baoyu sighed from behind: "Since today, why bother then!" Lin Daiyu couldn't help but stop when she heard this, turned around and said: "How was it then? How is it today?" Baoyu sighed: "At the beginning! The girl is here, isn't that why I am joking with you? If the girl wants it, I will take it. I heard that the girl also likes to eat it, so I quickly put it away and waited for the girl to eat. Sleeping on the bed. I was afraid that the girl would be angry, so I thought about it for the girls. I thought to myself: No matter how close the sisters are, no matter how warm they are, no one is better than others now. Miss Chengwang is a generous person, so she doesn't take me seriously. Instead, she cares about Sister Bao and Feng from Wai Si Road. She ignores me for three days and doesn't see her for four days. I don't have any biological brothers. Sister. ——Although there are two of you, don’t you know that I am separated from you by my mother? There is no place to complain!" As he spoke, he burst into tears.

Baoyu walked in and said with a smile: "Oh, what are you doing? I just ate, and with such an empty head, I got a headache again." Daiyu ignored him and just cut his hair. . A girl said: "The corner of that piece of silk is not good yet, please iron it again." Daiyu put down the scissors and said: "Take care of him, it will be fine after a while." Baoyu listened. , just wondering.

Lin Daiyu was also afraid that he would do something bad, because she said, "Just go watch your show, what are you doing at home?" Baoyu felt very uncomfortable because of Taoist Zhang's proposal yesterday, and now he heard Lin Daiyu say this , because I thought in my heart: "Others don't know my heart, so I can forgive it, and even they ridicule me." Therefore, my worries were a hundred times greater than before. If someone else were in front of him, he would never be angry. But when Lin Daiyu said this, it was different from what others said in the past. She couldn't help but immediately darken her face and said: "I recognized you in vain. That's all, that's all!" Lin Daiyu heard that. , then sneered twice, "I also know that Bai recognized me, how can I be worthy of him?" After hearing this, Baoyu came forward and asked straight to his face: "You said that, you are trying to curse me Destroyed by heaven and earth?" Lin Daiyu couldn't understand this for a while. Baoyu said again: "Yesterday I cast several curses on this, but now you agree with me again. I'll kill you, what's the benefit to you?" As soon as Lin Daiyu heard this, she remembered the words of the previous day. Today, it turned out that I had made a mistake. I was anxious and ashamed, so I said tremblingly: "I want to curse you with peace of mind, and I will also be punished by heaven and earth. Why bother? I know that yesterday, Taoist Zhang proposed marriage, and you were afraid of blocking it. You are so angry that you have lost your good marriage and come to make fun of me."