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I want Chinese homophonic jokes, which are badly needed.

Wochun

(I'm stupid)

Lying in the plum blossoms, (

I have no culture),

Lying on a stone and depicting the sky.

I can only farm.

The fish kissed Shi Shui,

Who am I,

Lie on the stone and answer Chun Lv.

I am a big donkey.

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).