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Don't panic when the ghost crawls out of the computer.

Method 1: Turn off the computer, unplug the bolt and let the female ghost get stuck in the computer!

Method 2: Move the computer and let the screen hit the wall. The female ghost will definitely hit the big bag on her head when she climbs out!

Method 3: Put a mirror in front of the screen. The female ghost will be scared to death when she climbs out!

Method 4: Put the two computers face to face, let the female ghost crawl around between the computers, and make her exhausted!

Method 5: put the computer on a high place and let the female ghost climb out and fall to death!

Method 6: Make the computer into a bar, hang it up, climb halfway, and kill her!

Method 7: Three people set a table of mahjong and wait for her to come out. She won't refuse if one of the three people is missing!

Method 8: Point the computer at the lighted fireplace. ............

Method 9: Hey ~ ~ Why don't you come out? I've been waiting all night. Come on, you're too slow. You're not wearing makeup today. Please have time to make a mask. You look like a ghost. It doesn't matter if you scare me. It's not good to scare the flowers and plants. By the way, didn't you come today? .........

Ghost: I went to the wrong place.

Method 10: Stare at the female ghost crawling out of the computer: It turns out that female ghosts also have dinosaur level! !

Female ghost: .....

Method 11: Have you eaten today?

Female ghost: ......

Me: I didn't eat. Go home and eat!

Method 12: People and ghosts are born of mothers, different people are people * * *, and ghosts are ghosts * * *!

Female ghost: ......

Method 13: I hold the female ghost's hand tightly. ......

Ghost: Let go! ! !

I: Why? Do you want it? Do you really want it? If you want to talk to me! Even if you look at me sincerely, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Do you really want it? You don't really want it!

Female ghost: ......

Method 14: To the female ghost who just came out: Do you say that your makeup is Xia Zixian? Give some professionalism! Those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. It takes money to get along!

Method 15: Unintentional long sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. So you can't sleep for a ghost girl! How about tonight? ......

Method 16: Cut the crap! You pestered me for three days and nights, because you are a woman and I won't kill you. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Method 17: Lian: wife! Big sister, second sister, uncle, brother-in-law, Xiaoli! ! ! Come out with the cow and go to hell!

Ghost: So ... you have a wife!

Me: The relationship is broken!

Ghost: I can't believe I'm following you, a heartless person (from the dust)

Method 18: Me: No way, you can't fly again. Looks like I shouldn't turn it on!

Ghost: It's too late to know now!

I: Can you leave some memories?

Ghost: No! If you want to stay, leave your heart (drooling)!

Me: By doing this, you only get my body, not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!

Ghost: Good! You can go, but give me a kiss before you go (drooling again)!

Even: press! I'm a computer hacker anyway. If you want me to kiss you, my image will be ruined! How come? You are angry, aren't you? If you are angry, cry, come on ... hee hee!

Ghost: You are lying! You dare not kiss me because you still like me. I used to call me a kid when I watched the moon with you, but now the newcomer is better than the old one, and call me Mrs. Ghost! Don't dare to kiss me now ... woo-woo-woo.

Lian: Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

Ghost: (wiping tears) I know! But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! What about you now? You have to dump your wife and come with me.

Me: (again) Hey, hey, why are you so serious and impulsive?

Female Ghost: Do you understand that I am not a ghost anymore? I have upgraded to the shemale version, and I only understand one thing: it's so painful to love someone!

Me: Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! Funny! (Forced shutdown and unplugging)

Method 19: At that time, the female ghost was only 0.0 1 cm away from my bed, but after a quarter of the fragrance, the woman fell in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

Ghost: I'll kill you if you take half a step forward!

Me: You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Bite your teeth into my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!

(The false teeth fell to the ground with a bang, and the female ghost was moved to tears. )

Ghost: Then how do you explain it to your wife?

Even: be sure to explain! So I have to take you back and make it clear to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of Qian Qian people will revile me in the future. I want to take it alone.

Ghost: You won't cheat me, will you? Then I'll go back to take a shower and change into a new suit! !

I: shampoo, please. Here, take a bottle of Rejoice to use.

Ghost: You have to wait for me! ! ! (Crawl away! )~~~