50 words humorous story with dialogue.

The Queen's Bra In ancient England, the Lord Chancellor admired the beautiful and charming breasts of the Queen, but he knew that the price of molesting the Queen was death. He told his secret to King Arthur's doctor. The doctor promised to help him realize his wish. As a price, the judge promised to pay the doctor 1000 gold coins. Therefore, the doctor prepared an itchy water. One day, when the queen was taking a bath, she put itchy water on her bra. When the queen got dressed, she felt a sharp pain in her chest. King Arthur hurried to call a doctor to see the queen. The doctor said it was a strange disease. To stop itching, only one person's saliva can be used. If you let this person lick the queen's chest for four hours, this person is the judge. King Arthur urgently summoned the Lord Chancellor to the palace to treat the Queen. The doctor has put the antipruritic medicine in the judge's mouth. So the judge finally realized his long-cherished wish and licked the queen's beautiful chest for four hours. The Lord Chancellor was addicted and the Queen was cured. When the judge came home, the doctor came to ask for his reward. Justice has been addicted, knowing that the physician dare not report the truth to the king, so he wants to acquiesce. The doctor left angrily and vowed to make the judge pay. What price did justice pay? Original: //94 * * *. CN/ Xiaohua/11/You are my impulsive punishment ... Zhao Wei has an old song called Sweet Burden, which is about raising children. Visiting an old classmate's house, his daughter was watching TV and saw an advertisement for milk tea. The little girl asked her father, "Dad, Dad, what am I to you?" I thought this product would call you my little darling or something, but Ya said bitterly, "You are my impulsive punishment …" Impulsive punishment … punishment … punishment … young people, and this hobby. The young man pretended to be clean, and one day he found a farmer collecting feces far away. I started to cover my nose and mouth, but when I got close to the dung bucket, I couldn't hold it any longer and began to gasp. The farmer said to himself. "There is this preference!" Knock, stab, stab, medicine, chuck, pancake fruit, a set of military training, stand in the military posture. The instructor came over and said, "Don't move!" Then the handsome man turned and pointed at me: "Knock, knock, knock." I was very excited inside, but I didn't expect my tutor to be a rapper who was at the forefront of the trend like me, so I learned to turn around and put on a handsome posture: "The medicine is too noisy, the pancakes are full of fruit, and the health is busy!" The coach flew up and gave me a good beating. While hitting, he said, "You are particularly abnormal. You said you had to move again and again, and you needed to be beaten. " The city zoo said to the tourists, "Don't be afraid. This lion is very docile. It grew up in a bottle. " Tourist: "I grew up in a bottle, too, but I like eating meat now." A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" On the day of the quick report, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Kiss me when no one is around. We have a female math teacher from Sichuan, and her Mandarin is OK, but "pro" and "question" are always confused. Once she finished a question for us and asked everyone, "Do you understand? If you don't understand, you can get up and kiss me. " The students were all surprised when they heard it. Everybody look at me, I look at you. Nobody got up. She added, "Why, I'm embarrassed to get up and kiss, aren't I?" The students were even more disgusted, and some almost laughed. Seeing that no one asked, the teacher said, "I am too old to kiss." Well, I won't come to my office after class and' kiss' me when no one is around. " Ha ha! The students finally couldn't help laughing. Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "Well, Peter, tell a humorous story. Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." "In fact, a class can be short. Close your eyes and a class will pass ... in fact, a morning can be very short. When you close your eyes, the morning passes ... Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? You are still awake after class. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People wake up on their backs after class tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple. When I was young, I always wanted to show my tough side, so I wanted to get a tattoo. The reason why I didn't implement it is: I have been hesitant to tattoo with crayons or Astro Boy. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. If you find it funny, give it to me. It is not easy for everyone. One day, a dog saw a cooked chicken and wanted to eat it. The master saw it and said, I will do whatever you do to it. After that, the dog added another chicken. The explosion dialogue on the bus misunderstood a foreigner holding a ticket from 50 yuan and waving it in front of the conductor: Did you see it? Have you seen it? ..... The conductor was stupid, so he simply took out a 100 show: Have you seen it? Finally, I realized that the man wanted to go to Jianguomen! "