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QQ space personality quotations: I prefer friends not to tell me anything, I am deaf.
There are always a group of people in the class who write their homework half to death, and another group who copy their homework half to death.
You smile so beautifully, how can I make you frown?
I don't like meeting people for a long time, just like I like you, just by the first sight.
5. I bought a dress, which is versatile in spring, summer, autumn and winter, fashionable and sheltered from the wind and rain, simple and generous, stain-resistant and easy to wash, and cheap, yes, it is a school uniform.
6. graduation photo was filmed for three seconds, but it was frozen for three years.
7. Confession or being confessed is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the ending is not a relationship, but the loss of a friend.
8. Sometimes I toss about just to prove my importance. /Shuo Shuo/
9. Don't frown on the road you have decided, no matter how painful it is. You know, the hardest things are all your own choices, and you are not qualified to shout pain.
10. Some people are telling jokes nearby, while others are laughing in the distance.
1 1. Life is a wonderful journey. You want to look like live high, not someone else's shadow.
12. Who have you cut long hair for? Head teacher!
13. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.
14. A man ran for three days and nights and went over mountains to meet his beloved girl. When he saw her, he found that she had been standing at the door of her house looking at the end of the road for three days and three nights. Tell me, who pays more? I think it's a girl, because the hope will get bigger and bigger when I act, and the hope will get smaller and smaller when I wait.
15. I am not the best, but I believe you will never meet again.
16. Don't lecture me when I am partial to my friends. I am deaf.
17. I didn't expect anyone. After all, I am not a loser.
18. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
19. The reason why I fall in love with a city is because of memories and people who used to live in it.
What I'm afraid of is not that I love you and you don't love me, but that I love you and you love me, and then you don't love me, but I still love you.
2 1. If you want to go, just let him go. Another word is begging.
22. Everything that happened to you was not accidental. What you get depends on what you give.
23. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I can never forget your face, dreaming of meeting you again by chance one day, and I began to miss you alone.
There is only one me in the world. Don't take me seriously.
25. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
26. If I can make my own cocoon, I can break it into a butterfly.
27. If you like a person very much, it is enough to keep your friends at arm's length, which can last a lifetime. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it. /p & gt; Don't tell me the truth. Tell me the truth. Don't tell me the truth.
1. It's too difficult to communicate with purely rational people. I like emotional people. Don't lecture me! You are no longer a child. You should pay attention to right and wrong in everything. Even if you are right, you have lost your position in the other person's heart. Is this really good?
2. Don't lecture me. I am a minor and don't need to know the truth of life. I only know that you scold Luo Yongxiang, so I will cry and scold you. And don't talk to me about anything else. I am very busy in junior high school, and time is precious. You can only pay attention to Royx in your spare time.
After working for several months, this job is becoming less and less motivated. Don't tell me anything important, just give me an effort and I will work hard. Everything else is empty talk.
Tell a cold joke: Every time someone tells you not to lecture me, every sentence is actually your own personal feelings and heartfelt words. ...
First of all, I will not take the initiative to do anything. Second, don't mess with me. Finally, I couldn't sleep well and bit everyone. It's Britney Spears who eats well and sleeps well, but it's a tigress who doesn't eat well and sleeps well. Don't lecture me, moral kidnapping, I don't buy that. I won't be a good person. Besides, I think swearing is cool. broken sleep
6. Therefore, women still have to be coaxed. No matter who they are, don't lecture me. Just call me Bo's wife during the Cold War.
7. It's really annoying ... Don't lecture me! The mood is getting worse and worse! ! It used to be like this. What are you arguing about? You don't have to say what you should do!
8. I'm in a bad mood and I'm going to explode, but you don't know it at all. You didn't ask me anything, and it made me angry, or before going to bed. Go away, spicy chicken. Don't lecture me, I don't want to forgive you.
9. Don't lecture me. Truth is for unreasonable people. My greatest strength is being reasonable.
10. Don't tell me anything important. When it comes to you, how can you understand? You really met it. See if you can hear the so-called change yourself.
1 1. It is only used to record the mood. Don't comfort me, don't lecture me, I don't want to listen and I don't like it. Don't get too close to me. Don't be too close to me, I'm afraid that one day I can't stand losing you. Greed, grumpy, paranoid, bossy, dark, countless me, countless me who can't see the light.
12. I'm just a person without ideas and ambitions. I like this kind of muddling along, waiting to die. Don't preach to me, you don't like to hear it.
13. Don't tell me the truth. I know the truth. The girl who jumped off the building before was sitting on the balcony. Is it wrong for onlookers to send friends with mobile phones? No. But I'm just unhappy.
14. Don't talk to me about sacred life nonsense. I think a girl with similar education, a good face, a parent who values herself, a boyfriend who likes herself, and three or two like-minded sisters can buy whatever they want in their daily life. This is the real winner.
15. I remember once a child quarreled with me about how vicious family planning was. He said, don't talk to me. All I know is that I lost two sisters because of family planning. I replied, you know there are no two sisters. Why don't you think about why you were born instead of them?
16. I have no support behind me. Don't tell me anything I can't even cry to you! I can only laugh it off ...
17. I hold a grudge. Don't tell me anything important, I won't listen. So don't bother me with those things. After all, I don't even want to pretend.
18. Please don't tell me some big truths, ok? I was bored since I was a child. Just tell me if you have any problems at work, and you can solve them yourself. It is not difficult to support your decision. Who doesn't understand the truth?
19. Don't lecture me when I am angry. What gas hurts the body? Why are you with him? You should scold with me, understand?
20. Don't lecture me, I'm really tired of it, let alone make trouble with me unreasonably. Simply put, don't talk to me.
2 1. I didn't mention it in the past, and don't tell me the truth. I looked down and hid my tears in my eyes. I still smiled when I looked up. I take myself as the topic, recording the temper of others word by word. It's ironic ... I face the wall and feel my breath.
22. I am bad, I am ungrateful, I am not good, and I will not change. Giving you face doesn't mean you can do whatever you want in front of me. You don't like me, but you can't judge me. When I am angry, don't tell me anything. I am deaf! By the way, I set the fire. Why should I save you?
Don't give me a bunch of life lessons. I just want what I like. I don't care what others say. After all, everyone has a mouth, but not everyone has a brain. Just know what you want.
24. Don't lecture me. No matter who says I don't care, I haven't become different. I've always been like this, but I've never seen this man.
Truth sentence
1, life is like singing, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.
2, rumors are easy to please, and blunt words are annoying.
3. Difficult scenes, like at present, contain unspeakable views.
4. Knowing its cause and effect means knowing its advance and retreat. If you know Buddhism, you will get pistachios.
The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.
6. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.
7. If you want others to appreciate everything, you will be disappointed.
8. Those who make good use of soldiers will be defeated without fighting.
9. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story of never getting old.
10, poverty is not a shame, and wealth is not a sin. There is not much difference between simple food and luxurious food. Children will smile as long as we have love.
1 1, don't be afraid of temptation, you resisted, which means you are a good person; The failure of the boycott shows that you are a good person.
12, people can't stand it, pedestrians can't. Name: Nobita. Therefore, it is named: Daxiong Hall. That is, Buddha also.
13, when we are struggling for life, life has left us.
14, the gathering of life is a kind of fate, and sometimes separation is also a blessing of love.
15, everyone is a king and domineering in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you.
16. When you destroy the enemy, you also destroy yourself.
17, if it is a good thing, you must miss it; If it's bad, it will happen. What you don't want to happen will not happen as a result, and what you want to happen will not come true.
18, what do the poor lack: superficial lack of funds, essence lack of ambition, brain lack of ideas, insufficient understanding of opportunities, lack of courage in bones, lack of action in change, and lack of perseverance in career.
19, opportunities are like clear water, and there is nowhere to flow; Opportunity is like moonlight, there is a gap.
20. The theory without reality is a dead theory, and the reality without theory is a blind reality.
2 1, people should not wait for tomorrow, because no one knows if they have tomorrow.
22. Life is about being born and living.
23, patience is good, patience is a treasure. I can't bear to think about it once, and fighting for strength is a catastrophe. I can't stand being angry and pestering you all my life, so what's the harm of making people step by step and making a fortune is no trouble.
24. Office workers' mood barometer: thunderstorm on Monday, moderate rain on Tuesday, shower on Wednesday, cloudy on Thursday, cloudy on Friday, sunny on Saturday and cloudy on Sunday.
25, don't take advantage of the soldiers to attack the weak, don't underestimate the enemy, don't be arrogant, don't be arrogant.
26. The most painful thing in life is not that you can't make a choice, but that you never have a chance to choose. It is not difficult to choose, and the hardest thing is not to regret.
27. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him; If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.
28. A warrior with shortcomings is a warrior after all, and a precious fly is just a fly after all.
29. You can take care of everything and do nothing.
30. What do we live for-what kind of people are the most beautiful and confident for happiness? So we are not only happy, but also confident.
3 1, once dominated the metric system, but did not merge with the six countries in the end. Why? There are still many governors, and Zhou De is not defeated. Therefore, the Five Princes are more prosperous and respect Zhou Shi.
32. The more difficult it is, the more you have to do it. Reform has never been smooth sailing.
33. Anger can restore happiness, resentment can restore happiness, national subjugation cannot survive, and the dead cannot be resurrected.
34, money is not everything, no money is absolutely impossible.
35. You should know the taste of pears! You have to change pears! Help yourself.
36. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
37. When no one is around, it's much easier to take your brain out to bask in the sun. People's legs can't walk too fast, too fast for the soul to keep up. People without souls often do wrong and stupid things.
If you can find your own shortcomings as accurately as others, then your life will be extraordinary.
39. If life is a journey, happiness and sadness are two long rails that follow me closely.
40. Hurtful words, like water, are irreparable.
4 1, if children and grandchildren, like me, have money to do and be virtuous and have more money, it will damage their ambitions; My children and grandchildren are not as good as me. What do you do with money? Stupid people get more money and their interests increase.
42. I never get tired of waiting for people. Because the longer you wait, the happier you will be when you meet again.
43. The concerns of smart people will be mixed with advantages and disadvantages. Miscellaneous profits and reliable services; Harm is mixed, and pain can be solved.
44. In order to teach: don't be happy with victory, don't worry about failure.
45. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.
46. People who want more are narrow-minded, while those who want less are broad-minded.
47. Some people will flow with time, keep a close distance and be parallel forever. That is friendship and bosom friend.
48. The vastness of the sea lies in the confluence of streams, and the Wang Yang of life lies in the tolerance of fate.
49. In a limited life, show the greatest value of life, even a dull life, and have no regrets.
50. The most explicit compliment is that the bitch is drunk.
5 1. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
52. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.
53. Love is like pi, which is endless.
54. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge all sell coke. How can I forget you?
55. Use hooliganism to deal with hooligans, and use hooliganism to deal with hooligans.
Friendship is the sincere treatment of two hearts, not the beating of one heart to the other.
57. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't always wear it.
58, moths to the fire, in the eyes of romantics is beauty and courage; In the eyes of realists, this is stupidity and suicide.
59. The highest realm of martial arts must be to tend to simplicity, and to change with changelessness.
60. Cooked ducks fly, and some people may go crazy; Live ducks fly by and people may be indifferent.
6 1, the commonness of mortals, choosing the same is the same, choosing the different is the opposite.
62. The rule of saints means living and working in peace and contentment.
63. There are once and for all, but there are few things once and for all.
64. We must face it squarely. Only in this way can we dare to think, speak, do and act.
The most important thing in life is not where we are, but where we will go
66. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!
67. In case of difficulties, go straight, and you will gain and lose.
68. He won't fail if you don't fight anything reactionary. This is the same as sweeping the floor. As usual, the dust won't run away without a broom.
69, a threesome, there must be my teacher; Three musketeers, there must be a strong; Love triangle, there must be a wound.
70. Living a dramatic life, I ended up trapped in the abyss.
7 1, if you want to succeed, then you should remember: inheritance is zero, honesty is the first, learning is the second, politeness is the third, diligence is the fourth and shrewdness is the fifth.
72. Life is the end of the class; School is over; Vacation; Graduated; Fully mixing; Old; Regret; Dead.
73. Good people do good deeds, from joy to joy, from bright to bright. The wicked do evil, from bitterness to bitterness, from ghost to ghost.
74. In the years, I realized that time is ruthless, fate is impermanent, and life is helpless. This life is really short, and it's useless to care.
75. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
76. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!
77. There are three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep and the third is to laugh.
78. It is said that man struggles upwards, and the heights are too cold. Water flows downwards, but all rivers flow downwards!
79. A complete life should have three feelings, a sense of mission, a sense of loss and a sense of crisis.
80. Only when a person has self-esteem can he clearly lead himself to the right path. Therefore, people should always maintain their dignity.
8 1, you are not RMB, how can people like you?
82. The inspiration is not Cao Cao, but it will come.
83. Those who hurt sages will suffer three; Those who cover sages suffer from it; He who envies a sage has a poor name.
84. Words are changeable. Nobody believes this, and it is difficult to change the frequency.
85. Good defenders hide under nine places; Those who are good at attacking continue to advance for nine days.
86. What you have is called happiness, but what you lose is a gift. Everyone has a gift, and that is to pay for another person.
87. People have no tears when they are most sad and afraid. Tears always flow at the end of the story, at the end of everything!
88. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.
The truth of life, the truth of being a man
1. Only those who are not proud will be proud and not arrogant. Zhuge Liang
2. Be ambitious. Zhuge Liang
3, the old man crouches, aiming at thousands of miles; The martyrs were full of courage in their later years. Cao Cao
Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars into Wan Li. Lipper
5, ambition is not strong, wisdom can not be achieved. Mozi
6, strong heart is not old, dead can still be a ghost. Lu you
7. The road is trodden by people, and the history is written by people. Every move of mankind is writing its own history. hongchang ji
8. People who made great achievements in ancient times not only had extraordinary talents, but also had perseverance. Su Shi
9. No matter how crows decorate themselves with peacock feathers, crows are crows after all. Stalin
10, do a good deed and have peace of mind; If you do a bad thing, you will feel ashamed. Shen hanguang
1 1, ADHD and dissatisfaction are the first necessities of progress. Edison
12, curiosity makes scientists and poets. France
13, life should be like a candle, from top to end, it will always be bright. Xiaochu Nv
14. Anyone who wants to get help when he is in trouble should be tolerant of others on weekdays. Sadi
15. When you are angry, count to ten before you speak. If you are very angry, count to one hundred. Jefferson
16, it's always harder to reinvent yourself than to ban others. Lu Xun
17, an upright person is open and poised, while a narrow-minded person is anxious and worried. Confucius
18, shame is almost brave. Confucius
19, if you are not sincere, you will be tired, and if you are sincere, you will not be tired. Shi Yang
20. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. Mao Zedong
2 1, the happiest thing in the world is to fight for the ideal. Socrates
Winter has come, can spring be far behind? Shelley
23. Believe in yourself before others will believe in you. Turgenev
24, don't do it with evil, don't do it with good. Liu Bei
25, don't care about poverty, don't worry about wealth. Tao Yuanming
26. Life is an outstanding person, and death is a ghost. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong. Li Qingzhao
27. The spirit of a great man should not be self-deprecating. Zhuge Liang
28, people help me, never forget; I help people, remember. Hua
29, disaster is greater than no letter. Fu Xuan
The beneficiary must always keep that kindness in mind, but the benefactor must not keep it in mind. cicero
3 1. Selfishness is an obstacle to success. Kun Lv
32. The state should take morality as the foundation and talent as the goal. Kangxi
33. People who can't tolerate others are not worthy to be tolerated by others. Bernaix
34. Forget the past and be selfless. mould
35. Consciousness is the mother of progress, and inferiority is the source of degeneration, so consciousness is indispensable and inferiority is indispensable. Zou Taofen
36. Good temper is the best clothes a person can wear in social activities. playboy
No matter how angry you are, don't do something irreversible. bacon
38. Forget the past and be selfless. mould
39. You should remember that you should always be happy to give more to others and take less from others. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City
40. A gentleman gives people words and Shu Ren gives people money. xunzi
4 1, self-control is the strongest instinct. Bernard Shaw's
42. It is not always reasonable to speak aggressively. Sadi
If I see far, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants. newton
Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. Mao Zedong
45. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative. Confucius
46. I hope that every time I recall, I don't feel guilty about my life. Guo Xiaochuan
47. The value of life is not measured by time, but by depth. Leo Tolstoy
48. Night is the prelude to day. Guo Xiaochuan
49. Being poor is a shame, and being ashamed is poor without ambition. Kun Lv
50. The ideal of life is for the ideal life. Zhang Wentian
5 1, the whole meaning of life is endless exploration of the unknown. Zola
52. The more money, the more fun it is, and the more trouble it is. Being poor and happy is really comfortable. The truth of life
53. You don't have to work hard. Nothing is a job. You don't have to feel virtuous, but complaining is virtuous. Truth in life
54. Peace is luck, contentment is happiness, purity of mind is wealth, and no desire is just longevity.
55. People who want more are narrow-minded, while those who want less are broad-minded.
56. I would rather be poor than rich or sad.
57. when you think deeply, you should retreat first, and when you are proud, you can rest.
58. There is endless potential, endless blessings, endless cheapness and endless cleverness.
59. My desire is a sign of poverty. Things are always enough, the heart is always satisfied, and people are self-indulgent without seeking quality.
60. The worst thing in life is to talk about people; Life is so stupid that I have heard of it myself.
6 1, there are two things in the world that can't wait: one is filial piety. Second, do good.
62. A drop of water wears through a stone, not with great strength, but with great skill.
If you don't frown all your life, there should be no gnashing people in the world.
You must make friends in the right way, but don't make friends without meaning. Drink quiet tea, not greedy for fancy wine. Open the door of convenience and idle the mouth of right and wrong.
65. One room is full of many students, and many words are a lifelong disaster.
66. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.
67. Don't do all kinds of evil, pursue all kinds of good, don't treat good as small, and don't treat evil as small.
68. Don't envy him for being long, but he will be short when he grows. Don't protect yourself from being short. Protect yourself from being short and you will never grow up.
69. You don't have to be like the laity, and you shouldn't be different from the laity. You don't have to be flattering or disgusting to do things.
70. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes. To forgive others is to be kind to yourself.
7 1, busy as water, don't worry about fame and fortune. Simple food and plain tea will pass, and wealth and splendor will not be forced.
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