Selected Chinese jokes

When American astronauts landed on Mars, they found two pictures and a row of Arabic numerals on a stone.

They think this is the historical record of Martians' arrival on Earth.

The United States has called many scientists and mathematicians for analysis, but it has never been able to decipher the meaning of the number 1 1.

A scientist suspects that these two paintings are two Chinese characters. Look through the dictionary,

Say for sure: "this must be Chinese characters, and the pronunciation of these two words is' authentication'!"

2. Broad and profound Chinese characters

In primary school Chinese class, the teacher said: Chinese characters are a kind of meaningful words. For example, the word horse is like a horse, and the word wood is like wood. ...

At this moment, Xiao Pang stood up: Teacher, what is that bulge?

At this point, I am evil!

3. So Chinese characters are a profound language.

Just now, I arranged a parent-teacher meeting in the classroom. I asked the teacher, "Do you want to pin the banner?"

The teacher said, "No!"

Then I became a mess. ...

4. Dialogue of some Chinese characters

Hua said to Hua, "What are you showing off? Aren't you wearing a straw hat? "

Fire said to disaster, "don't think that wearing a hat won't make people see that you made a mistake."

The wind said to the madman, "I said, why do you always feel that something is wrong these days?" So you are sick! " "

Head to head: "Brother, put on your helmet, it's much more reassuring!" " "

I forgot to say to death, "People should have a conscience. Without it, living is like dying. "

5. Chinese characters are really profound.

Chinese characters are really profound! !

Fu: I won!

Bai: Hey!

Male * * * silk: slap!

Female * * * Silk: Hey!

Older woman * * * Silk: Hey!

6. Chinese characters hold the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, people must watch the moon, and Chinese characters also come to hold the moon.

Dan Zi said: Once I relied on last month, I immediately had the courage to play Chang 'e.

Ba Zi said: I can't wait to get close to the moon, and I won't dry up soon, but I'm getting fat.

There is an old saying: I depend on the moon, and my old-fashioned appearance will change immediately, and maybe I will mess around.

Stop it: if I stand on the moon, it must be romantic.

Empty words: I have been in the past month, affectionate and unrestrained, and I am no longer empty.

The temple said: When I land on the moon, my hips will get rid of gravity and stop sagging.

7. Chinese characters are angry

Chinese characters are angry, and the word "Dan" says: I want to get rid of Japan, resist Japan to the end, and persist wholeheartedly until victory.

The word "Zao" says: I want to leave Japan and be an anti-Japanese doctor with a red cross medicine box on my back.

The word "Xu" goes: if you die, you must resist Japan in addition to Japan.

The word "purport" says: I want to take off the sun and stab the right-winger in the chest with a dagger.

The word "star" says: I want to destroy the sun, life is Chinese characters, and death has an anti-Japanese soul. ...

8, the meaning of Chinese characters

Mr. Li said to his son, "Chinese characters have sounds, shapes and meanings, such as the word' ye'. Its traditional Chinese character is' ye', which means that his father is a little hard of hearing, so he is a grandfather."

The son said, "I see,' Dad' is a strict father."

Mr. Li said, "If you don't want to call me dad, just call me dad."

The son said, "Many dads are called dads, and I only have one dad. I can only call dad. "

9. Dialogue between Chinese characters

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, did you step on a mine? Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor: What are the advantages of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.

Mouth to mouth: honey, you haven't said a word for so long;

The fruit said to the naked man: Dude, you might as well put on your clothes!

Bibibe said: Why do couples divorce?

The towel said to the coin: wearing a doctor hat is worth a hundred times;

I said to the giant: the same area, but I have three rooms and two halls.

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