[Cold joke of red bean paste and green bean paste]

One day, a mung bean jumped from a place 20 stories high.

As a result, he turned into a red bean because he was bleeding.

Later, the red bean went home to wash away the blood.

After taking a shower and getting wet, I went outside to bask in the sun.

Sunbathing ... accidentally fell asleep ~ ~

When he woke up, he found himself a "dried bean curd"

Two days later:

The dried beans began to peel off because of sunburn.

After peeling, it turns back into mung beans.

Neighbors nearby were surprised and thought it was a bolt from the blue.

So you respectfully call this mung bean thunderbolt bean.

The peeled skin was put in a museum exhibition called bean skin.

In other words, one day, a red bean came to Thunderbolt Bean (mung bean) and talked about the general trend of the world (known as "peas see the world" in history).

The two beans talked very well, and both thought that the world was a fragmented world and needed beans to lead.

As a result, when Red Beans came home, they began to collect Red Beans from all over the world. Finally, they established the Red Bean Country in Southwest China and the Mung Bean Country in Northwest China.

After the founding of Red Bean Country, Red Bean thought it should have a good title like Thunderbolt Bean.

So red beans call themselves emperors, and history calls them emperor beans.

Later generations of beans also wrote a five-character quatrain for this purpose, the content is

When those red berries come in spring,

****×。

****×,

****×。

Too old to take the exam in the future.

Since the establishment of Hongdou, Dou Di has been addicted to harem beauties every day.

Often peeking at concubines taking a bath leads to corns in their eyes, which are called bean corns.

In the mung bean country, Thunderbolt heard that Huang Dou was addicted to women and ignored political affairs.

So, four generals (so-called green beans) were invited.

Prepare to conquer the red bean country in the south

The armies of the two countries confronted each other by the stream, and the beans suffered heavy casualties and died by the stream.

The process of decomposing a corpse is called tofu.

The bodies of these soldiers were exposed to the sun and turned into dried beans.

Later generations called these soldiers who died by the stream dried tofu. ...

Speaking of red beans and mung beans after the civil war ~ ~

Because Dou Di neglected state affairs for too long, the war situation was defeated again and again.

So I decided to marry princess red bean to mung bean country for peace.

The king of mung bean kingdom, thunderbolt bean, is famous for its beauty.

So he promised a truce and married Princess Hongdu as his concubine (commonly known as Natto), and the civil war finally subsided.

Ever since I got natto, I like it very much. I eat natto every day. It's really lucky.

Two years later, Princess Natto gave birth to a son with purple skin (half-blood), which is quite imperial.

Thunderbolt bean was very happy to see the child. Its skin color was purple, so it was named "Purple Thunderbolt".

Purple thunderbolt loved animals since he was a child, so when purple thunderbolt was five years old,

Give him the riding skills of Purple Thunderbolt when he was fighting in various places as a gift. This is the dragon of the south.

Known as doudoudou dou long.

There was a historian named Soybean in the State of Jin.

Soybeans like to enjoy flowers very much, so they are named tofu pudding.

This soybean, he loves wine very much, almost addicted to it.

One night, Soybean was drunk.

Walking while drinking, I came to the stable and saw Doudoulong.

As a result, I got drunk and had sex with Doudoulong.

Three months later, Doudoulong gave birth to a son.

It is bean-shaped and covered with long hair. Purple thunderbolt thought the fairy gave it to the child.

Specially named: edamame ~ ~

When edamame was born, it didn't like to drink milk. Seeing that edamame is getting thinner and thinner,

Violet was very worried, so he hired everyone to find a way together.

Later, soybean invented the formula of milk and honey, and edamame was perfect.

Purple thunderbolt named this formula: honey soybean milk ~ ~