What is 1 plus 1?

This is really not a simple question. If you look at him from a mathematical point of view, his result is 2; If you look at him from the Chinese point of view, the results are varied: Tian ... there is another joke about 1 plus 1 equal, which can tell you how much 1 plus 1 equals.

When school started, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1 plus 1 what is it? Xiaoming said he didn't know, so the teacher asked Xiaoming to ask his family.

Xiao Ming went home and asked his mother, who was quarrelling with others.

Xiao Ming asked his mother: 1 plus 1 what is it?

Mom said "asshole"

Xiao Ming said: Oh, it turns out that 1 plus 1 equals a bastard.

Xiao Ming went to ask grandpa again, how much is 1 plus 1? Grandpa is watching TV.

Xiao Ming asked grandpa: 1 plus 1 what is it?

Grandpa said, "gangster"

Xiao Ming said: Oh, it turns out that 1 plus 1 equals gangster.

Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, who was drinking beer.

Xiao Ming asked his father: 1 plus 1 what is it?

Dad said: Cool.

Xiao Ming said: Oh, it turns out that 1 plus 1 equals cool.

Xiaoming goes to ask his sister who is singing the national anthem.

Xiao Ming asked: What is the sister's 1 plus 1?

Sister said, "People who don't want to be slaves."

Xiaoming goes to ask his sister who is singing children's songs.

Xiao Ming asked: What is 1 plus 1?

Sister said, bunny, open the door.

Xiao Ming said; Oh, 1 plus 1 equals Bunny, open the door.

The next day, the teacher asked me what 1 plus 1 was.

"I" said, "asshole"

The teacher said: Who taught you?

Xiao Ming said: Mafia boss

The teacher hit Xiaoming with three sticks, and Xiaoming said, Cool.

The teacher was so angry that Xiao Ming said, "People who don't want to be slaves."

The teacher shut Xiao Ming out again. Xiao Ming knocked at the door and said, Little Rabbit, open the door.

The teacher fainted with anger.