A topic that makes girlfriend happy.

At school, the school was a bungalow. School started in September, and many new students came. One day, a freshman seemed to be the class representative of a pile of homework and asked me, where is the math office? Next to the men's room. The math office is really next to the men's room, but on the left. The man went to the right side of the men's room and shouted at the door. There was a pause, and a voice came from inside. No entry.

After drinking all day, you have to pee. Open the zipper in front of the urinal, hold down JJ, and then solve it smoothly. However. . I feel my crotch getting wetter and wetter. . . When I opened my eyes and looked down carefully, I found that I had just held each other's thumb. . . . . Silence. .

I remember going to college at that time and living separately from my boyfriend. I usually keep in touch with my mobile phone every day-if I make my girlfriend happy. One day, I called his cell phone and stopped. I happened to go downstairs to the grocery store and charged him 20 yuan. Unexpectedly, just back to the dormitory, my boyfriend's phone came. He said: haha, I didn't expect there to be such an XB person in the world, charging the phone bill to my mobile phone ... I immediately hung three black lines on my head.

I got drunk and came home dizzy, and I threw up soon after I got home. The next morning, my wife said, if you eat out, just eat and drink. Don't go home and report what you ate.

In Grade Three, our history teacher is called Wen Jian. There was an emperor Wen Jian in the Ming Dynasty. One day in ancient history, a history teacher came into the classroom and said, "Long live my emperor! Long live my emperor! " (planned in advance, of course). Tough is the history teacher's calm answer: everyone loves Qing ~ stand up. Orz~？ Ah ~ ~ At this time, the whole class is still standing.

In the first aid class at the university, the professor gave a demonstration while talking: Professor: Press the chest with both hands, not too hard, just press 2~3cm, too hard can easily break the patient's ribs! Professor: Let's look at the demonstration (press your hand hard). Click! The model's ribs are broken. Sorry to say, class is over.

Go to my boyfriend's house for the night, take a shower, and use it when you see a bar of soap. I feel very strange when I use it. After washing, my boyfriend kissed me. When I smelled something was wrong, I asked you if you bathed Frye with soap.

My wife looked at the photo of my little nephew not long after he was born and smiled to reveal his penis. As a result, my little nephew coldly threw the word rogue at him.

When I was a child, I played with the elder sister next door (I was five and she was seventeen). She asked me to lick her place and gave me a paper star after licking it for ten minutes. I'm not allowed to tell anyone, or I'll never get it. Now, I often look at a jar of paper and stars on the bookcase and stare at my wife next door.

Last night, my wife and I were lying on the table with her in the middle. I saw her hand touch the table twice and even picked up a walnut and began to bite. I broke down and said, wife, we only have one time a week. Can you be professional-make girls happy?

I suddenly received a phone call that day: Guess who I am? Guess there's a gift! I guessed all possible people, and they were wrong. Then I got angry and asked you who the hell is TM? Don't say I hung up! As a result, the man said, I am a courier. You have a bag. I vomited blood.

Advice when least heeded! 1 If you are a man, please don't have a dog. If you have a dog, don't have a dog that can jump into bed. If your dog can jump on the bed, you shouldn't sleep naked. If you really like sleeping naked, don't keep a dog with sausages. 5 lessons from the past are short ~ ~

The picture of 2L is you, right? It's beautiful. It saved me a lot of money. I don't have to eat this year.

I passed a street that day and found that the streets in Princesa were full of stop signs. One of them greeted me warmly: handsome boy, come and play ~ I shouted at her in a rough voice: I like men! So she didn't bother to look at me again and left without looking back. Actually, I'm telling the truth. I do like men. I was wearing a sun hat, sunglasses and jeans that day. I am taller. I cut off my long hair because it is too hot in summer. More importantly, it seems that I have to get breast implants.

Dating my girlfriend, I saw someone in front who looked like my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her ass. She slapped me as soon as she turned her head. Then someone patted me on the shoulder, and my girlfriend slapped me as soon as I turned around.

Military training station posture, leg pain. The tutor asked everyone to come up with something beautiful. After a while, the person next to me said, I'm hard.

Go to a friend's house to play, just as a friend's wife is breastfeeding (breast milk). Just because the child refused to breast-feed, he joked with the child: Eat quickly, or his uncle would not dare to see them if he ate it.55555.555555555556

If you coax your girlfriend into praising her happiness.

Selected words to coax your girlfriend into praising her happiness:

1) You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !

I just want to hold your hand ... look into your eyes ... walk barefoot by the sea ... only you ... because of you. ..

3) My whole life is just to kiss you. ........

4) pure and clean

5) Don't eat fireworks

6) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

7) Ice snow cleverness, extraordinary vision.

I found you in the crowd at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them. Handsome figure, elegant and charming manner, especially raven hair, have an indescribable charm.

9) I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. Is it your plump and tall figure? Fair skin? Dark and deep eyes? Small and rosy lips? But there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument that stirs my heart.

10) You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter. Your elegant manners, charming and pretty face, charming and decent manners, elegant and generous speech, wearing a red sweatshirt casually, so beautiful, so warm and so simple, an unspeakable love suddenly rose in my heart.

The latest words to coax his girlfriend into praising her happiness:

1) Now I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

2) If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.

3) Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

4) When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

5) I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

6) The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

7) Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

8) If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

9) Maybe I don't have warm love like sunshine, and I don't have lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

10) Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

1 1) If possible, I would like to spend every minute and second of my life with you ~ ~

What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! !

13) Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

14) Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you! !

15) May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

16) Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope to have an afterlife.

17) If you praise a woman's temperament, it will be sorted out by Success Inspirational Network. I hope that articles praising women's temperament can help you!

18) gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

19) is the gentleness of a bow, like the shyness of a water lily.

20) Angels registered all the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman! Let her be young, happy and beautiful forever!

2 1) I was ashamed to leave again, leaning against the door and looking back, but I heard of Qingmei.

22) You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.

23) A woman is beautiful because she has a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

24) A gentle woman is gold, a beautiful woman is a diamond, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

25) A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.

26) Without the sun, flowers would not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

27) You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.

28) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

29) Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

30) Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

3 1) Far away, I look at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

32) You came in skipping, wearing a red coat and a tight belt, looking so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

33) The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

34) In all fairness, although you are far from the image of smiling and beautiful eyes, you have fair skin, slim figure, regular facial features and delicate appearance, and feel like a clear water lotus. The moment I first touched you, I strongly felt that you exuded a wonderful gentle atmosphere.

35) Your oval face is so white, and your curved eyebrows are so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

36) You are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

37) You are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen.

I can't describe your beauty in all my words.

39) You are considerate and make men all over the world fall for you.

40) You are not only beautiful, but also beautiful in heart.

If you make your girlfriend happy, if you make girls happy.

1, you are my first love and my last love.

As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

As long as I'm with you, I don't care what the cost is.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

10. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

1 1, you will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

12, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

13, beautiful you, ok? On the other side of the world, I wish you a sweet lover.

14, please cherish every opportunity you have and seize every moment that belongs to you! ! I will always belong to you! Miss you, my love!

15, let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, inject a cavity of enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.

16, life is a long way, let me walk with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.

17. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

18, time can't wash away the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

19, people, every day is a holiday. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!

20. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

2 1, I think you are not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

22. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!

23. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

24. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

26. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

27. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

28. What if I lost you and won the world?

29. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

30. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

3 1, day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

32. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

33. What you see is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

35. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!

36. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

37. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

39. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

40. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.

4 1, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

42. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you.

43. The feeling of secretly loving someone is like a seed waiting to sprout in a bottle. You can never be sure whether the future is beautiful or not, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

44. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

45. Sister, I love you, and I will be happy and sweet when I see you. I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

46. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

47. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

48. Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

49. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, and when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

50. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and only a small space can accommodate you. I only have you in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

5 1, we met in the red dust, we held hands in the wind and rain, and we walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

52, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, Valentine's Day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

53. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!

I don't know when to start, I can't live without you.

I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to be able to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the people I love.

Classic if you make your girlfriend happy.

Classic if you make your girlfriend happy.

1, I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

2, I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

I can't declare that I love you just because you are so beautiful.

My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

Please be my baby.

7. I don't know if loving you is a reason for caring.

I want to grow old with you.

9. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around, okay?

10, I just don't want to give anyone a chance to be with you.

1 1, I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

12, since you appeared, I just know that being loved is so beautiful.

13, it was you who pulled me out of my lost heart.

14, I love your heart until the end of the world.

15, it's the same for you, rain or shine.

16, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

17, I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

18 My world is only understood by you.

19, you are deeply hidden in my heart.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

2 1, I don't know when I learned to rely on it.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

If you don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will be long.

I will cherish it even more because I know I can't live without you.

25, the earth is still getting heavier, the world is still impermanent, I love you forever.

26. Every night with your voice is no longer lonely.

27. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that the light can warm your heart.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

I just need a harbor where I can rest.

I miss you every day.

3 1, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

33. You filled my life with love and tears.

34. I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart".

35. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears. If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world. If you leave me, I will bear it silently.

My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky;

My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body,

No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

39. I love you, with the enthusiasm of my old sadness and the loyalty of my childhood?

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

4 1, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

42. I want to sublimate a short poem about loving you into a long life essay.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

In this life, I will hate myself if I can't have you.

45. If you drink your own wine of love, you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.

I swear, fifty years later, I still love you as much as I do now.

Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever! ! ! ! !

48. Without your love, it is difficult to recover the living goal!

49. I'd rather not be free for you

50. Love you forever * 100.

5 1, I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations.

Only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

53. I didn't know until I met you that there was a feeling called attachment and a feeling called making love.

54. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you.

I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

58. I love you, I love you and I will always love you.

59. I will change my style and gently surround you.

60, you are my life, bride,

6 1, happiness! Only when you are with me,

62. In my heart, I only miss you at any time! Love You! "

63. The wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

64. Without words, let me tell you what love is with actions.

65. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! !

You (you) are the deepest feeling I can experience in my life! !

67. I just want to hold your hand, look into your eyes and walk barefoot by the sea, only because of you.

68. All my life, I just want to kiss you.

69. Now, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

70. If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.

7 1, don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life and an indispensable habit. I can't think of you without eating or sleeping every day.

72. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

73. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

74. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

75. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

76. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

77. Maybe I don't have the hot love like the sun, nor the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you, and there is nothing I can do for you.

78. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

79. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~

80. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! !

8 1, take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

Whenever I feel depressed, I think of you? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you! !

83. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.

85. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

87. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

89. You are the one who always supports me in my most difficult time!

90. Do you know that I have been lonely for a hundred years only for you? A Thousand Nights Love Song is only for you.

9 1, day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

92. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

93. Add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I will try it.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

96. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

97. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

98. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

99. Who says your cooking is hard to swallow? I will go home for dinner every day! ! !

100, how many stars are there in the sky? There are many girls in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.