Classic funny sentences suitable for small talk (50 selected sentences)

1, what classic funny sentences are suitable for teasing when chatting?

2. Look at konjac flowers, Lady Enforcers and cannibal flowers.

3.i love you! In your eyes, I'm in your way.

Don't ask me what I missed. I am short of an appointment now.

After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten.

6. After buying a bag of potato chips, I found that the air is really expensive.

7. Over time, there may not be love, but there will be children.

8, the organization is invincible, because the organization is not a person!

9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can just be a mother!

10, you can't even cheat because the teacher can rest assured that you will enter the society.

1 1. When it thunders, stand under the tree and say to God: I want to live too!

12, I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

13, my life has a side and a side, and your life has an s side and a b side.

14, life is out of order, it's easy to meet, tell the truth, who doesn't love money!

15, boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

16, the class teacher made a slip of the tongue, saying that the person who took my class was a guest who took my class.

17 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

18, God, if you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

19, no matter the ends of the earth, as long as my master needs me, I will "fly" back to my master.

20, you wait, I will make you look good! What are you waiting for? Come on, show me now!

2 1, if you skillfully use the fart matter related to you, you can save your life time.

22. Everyone said that mistress is a bitch, but forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

23. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

24. Don't think you can dance for a few days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

25. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

26. I have been determined to be a wise man since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, or the second half.

27. A teacher asked his students why people get cold after death. A student replied: calm and natural.

28, Xueba: If falling in love can be as simple as learning. Scum: If learning can be as simple as falling in love.

29, playing dumb, if done well, it is called being foolish; Plain this matter, well done, is called profound.

30. I just want to be a kind fish, go with the tide to find my love, run aground before dawn and die on the beach.

3 1, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with high education.

32. In fact, we can divide all the problems into two types: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full support.

33, you don't respect me, I respect you, you still don't respect me, I still respect you, you don't respect me, I will waste you.

34. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: A man who didn't like talking to me died the next day.

35. I bought a pair of beggar's pants, and my grandmother mended them when she washed them for me.

36. Playing mobile phone after class today is hi. Suddenly someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend, so I kissed her and it turned out to be the head teacher.

37. The teacher said: The final exam is coming, don't quarrel with puppy love, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

38. A pupil's composition: I parted ways with my parents every morning and went home at night. When my grades are not good, my father hits my roommate, and my mother stands by and is never brave.

39. Yesterday's meteor shower, I quickly made a 100 wish for the owner of the meteor. The100th wish is to hope that the amnesia of the owner can recover as soon as possible. My first wish is to hope that the owner will remember to pay me back two yuan!

40. I am afraid of losing the group owner and holding the group owner in my arms. I hope my master will always be with me. I feel distressed when my master leaves. I have too deep feelings for the group owner. I think the master will understand me, money!

4 1, reward order: grasp the smile, grasp the happiness of one prize group owner, grasp the happiness of ten prize group owners, and grasp the smooth and safe life of one hundred prize group owners. The more rewards you grasp, the faster you act, and the one who laughs first wins!

42. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me is swaying gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart just released by the owner!

43, the owner is unhappy, I care about the owner, the owner is unhappy, I care about the owner, the owner is unhappy, I care about the owner, if the owner is really in trouble, so I turn off hellip.

44. A China student asked Kobe: What is the secret of success? Kobe said: Do you know what the city is like at four in the morning? Student: You know, I'm still doing my homework. What's wrong with Kobe: No, there's nothing hellip.

45. Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I also wrote a book about learning classics! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner. Please give my regards to the teacher. Not bad, Bajie.

46, endless people wandering in the street, who can hear who's loneliness. Find someone to appreciate each other and find a heart. In this universe, the master is unique and no one can replace him. Without the master, the world will become dark, street lamp!

47. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to see feng shui for the grave; Confession; Dig your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy; Move the grave; The third party is a grave robber!

48. The little babysitter has a loud voice. The host told him that all the people who came here tonight were important people. They should whisper. After dinner, the little babysitter cleaned up and wanted to go to bed early. She leaned close to the man's ear and whispered, I'll go to bed first.

49. Group owners keep a low profile, live a simple life, have simple thoughts and have no rhetoric. He is a rare honest man. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and didn't have puppy love, otherwise it would be terrible for me to fall in love with such a wooden group owner!

50. What happened? I just called the owner's cell phone. After the bell rang, I prompted the other person to run naked. Please call again later. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please call again later.