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After exchanging souls with a cow
First of all, a disclaimer: I am actually a cow now.
Because after the soul exchange, I lived in this person's body, thus possessing this person's memory and mastering the person's language. Correspondingly, after the soul exchange, he - the person who lived in the cow's body, also mastered the memory of my time as a cow, and mastered the cow's language. Therefore, we have both human language and cow language, human memory and cow memory.
In addition, let me make another point: after the soul exchange, the cow and I both hope that others will recognize that we are human beings. After all, being a human being is more honorable.
Due to the different structures of the vocal organs of humans and cows, although we know both human and cow language, direct communication between humans and cows is limited to us. I can understand other cows talking, but I can't talk to other cows. Similarly, he can understand other people talking, but he can't talk to other people.
After the soul exchange, I possess the human body and have an advantage from the perspective of biological hierarchy. Those who belong to the lower class will be promoted to the upper class, while the original upper class will be lowered to the lower class. Therefore, a contradiction arises. He has been strongly urging me to tell the truth about this matter to the world, and then summon capable people who can exchange the soul back.
Unfortunately, the situation of the lower-ranking person is similar to "a mute eats Coptis chinensis and cannot express his sufferings." Therefore, I, who can only communicate with him, became his only hope. Everyone knows that the superiors are extremely unwilling for such a thing to happen. But due to the unpredictable nature of the world, it is extremely difficult to deal with the cow after it possesses the human soul. In just two weeks, the conflicts between us intensified to the point where I had to compromise.
In order to convince you that this is not a farce, I also need to tell you some basic information about ourselves and the details of some events that happened to us in the short period of time after the soul exchange. out. After reading it, you will understand in your mind.
First of all, I have to introduce our names. His name is Niu Mengmeng, which is quite domineering, but his parents always call him by his nickname: Niu Niu. Therefore, his friends teased him and called him: Niuniu. However, after the soul exchange, I have been enduring this helpless embarrassment, and my previous name, that is, the name in cow language, was: Moo. All cows' names are called moo, but the pitch and duration of the last sound are different.
However, after Niu Mengmeng understood the naming rules of cows, he neither wanted to use my cow name nor wanted to choose a new cow name for himself. He considers it a shame to have a cow name. This is a matter of mentality of the person who was in power after he came down. I don’t blame him.
It’s just that when other cows call him, he ignores them, which ruins my good relationship with cows. I'm not angry about any of this because I'm in charge. But what makes me angry is that he doesn't allow me to use his name. Fortunately, after I learned about the shortcomings of his name, I felt relieved.
Although his parents and friends still call me that, I just call him that. Therefore, I gave myself a personal name: Hao Yunlai. However, he still didn't allow it, insisting that my name should have the attribute of a cow, so that I could always remember that I was a cow, so he called me: Rhubarb. Just because my predecessor was a big ox.
However, his family has a puppy named Xiao Huang. I don't want to give him a reason to tell other cows that I am a puppy's big brother, so I don't agree with it either. In the end, I got angry and someone called me, but I ignored it. I turned a sweet-talking good boy and good student in the eyes of my parents and teachers into a bad boy and bad student who did all kinds of evil. The whole story will be explained later.
Now, I need to briefly talk about some things before the soul exchange happened. This incident happened during the busy farming season. I can’t remember the specific date because we were all unconscious for a while. Niu Mengmeng is sixteen years old this year. My cow is almost four years old, and one year old for a cow is about four years old for a human, so I am also sixteen this year. Of course, before the soul exchange, I didn’t know about this age conversion rule. I didn’t even know that I was still old and that I was about to turn five.
However, a person's twenty-year-old and an cow's five-year-old are both a youthful age with strong hormones. This is nature. So, I always acted according to my nature at that time.
When I was plowing, I would always take a peek at the cows plowing in other paddy fields, especially the young cows. This made me feel refreshed, my head was warm, and my body was like a piece of iron. , dragging the iron rake and plow back and forth behind me, I don't feel tired at all, and I even want to take over the work of those young cows.
However, the owner does not allow it, especially Niu Mengmeng. He is so selfish! Every time I finished my work and walked to other paddy fields, Niu Mengmeng would beat me back and put me in the cowshed because he wanted to get rid of me so he could do his own thing. Every time a bamboo whip was struck on my back or butt, a bloody mark as thick as a thumb would appear. The cows were shocked to see it! However, no matter how strong the hormones brought by my nature are, I cannot resist my master, otherwise I will not be a cow, but a beast.
Fortunately, Niu Mengmeng’s parents were considerate of my feelings. Every time after finishing their work, they would ask Niu Mengmeng to take me to the grassland by the river to eat green grass, relax my muscles, and relax. Relax. So, I waited by the river for the other cows to arrive. It's a pity that since my work was completed earlier, by the time the other cows came, I would be driven back to the cowshed by the cows. This time he had a good reason - I've had enough rest! As a result, my time with other cows was extremely brief. However, during this time when I didn't even have enough time to talk about love, I had to fight with some competitors and provocateurs, and in the end I had to say goodbye to my lover. ah! My youth is passing by in days like this!
In contrast, Niu Mengmeng’s youth was a pleasant one! He is now in high school. He is handsome, studies well, and has a scholarship from the school. Therefore, he has the capital to chase girls. Girls are also willing to fool around with him, and he has done many romantic things, but they are all hidden. Lived with parents and teachers. Therefore, in the eyes of parents and teachers, he is a golden phoenix in a mountain nest. Therefore, it can be said that he is proud of himself and does not go against his nature! These are all things I learned from his memories after the soul exchange, and they didn’t make me mad! At that time, I thought, it would be better if I stayed in my own body, knowing less and worrying less.
However, not long after the soul exchange, I fell in love with this person's body. Next, I will talk about how proud I am, and how miserable Niu Mengmeng is!
I have said above that I am currently in the period of strong hormones. Although I have entered the human body, this nature belongs to the soul and has only changed into a medium; furthermore, since I am in the body of a cow, This nature was severely suppressed during this stage, so now I indulge it as much as I can! Although I also have human memories and concepts of the world, I am still dominated by cow memories and cow world views, so I neither do housework nor study hard. I eat, drink, have fun, fight, rape, and rob. That's what I like. Later, I have to say that I became a complete bad guy, a scum that everyone hated, and a scum of human society.
But what does this have to do with me? What they angrily, hate, and curse is Niu Mengmeng, not me. Therefore, I ignored these negative effects at all, so that no one called me "Niuniu" anymore. They were all afraid of me, which made my ears clearer.
However, there is always someone who has to bear these consequences, and Niu Mengmeng himself is now in the body of a cow. No one knows except me, so these consequences are not his turn. In the end, without exception, all these consequences fell on Niu Mengmeng's parents.
Although wealthy families can afford to buy many large scalpers, the families who actually own large scalpers are actually poor families in rural areas. Their only hope is that their son will study well and be successful, but now, their good son suddenly becomes like this. Everyone, you should be able to imagine how sad but helpless Niu Mengmeng's parents are at this time.
As the saying goes, "Good fortune never comes in pairs, misfortunes never come singly." What made the parents even more distressed was that another dependence of the family - the big scalper - was also in trouble!
As you all already know, this big ox is actually Niu Mengmeng, and the soul exchange happened during the busy farming season. Therefore, Niu Mengmeng was dragged to plow the fields after he woke up from a coma. . The big ox has a strong physique, and it is no problem to take care of this three-acre land, but the ox's fierce willpower is too much. After dragging in the paddy field for a long time, the work was finally finished. Niu Mengmeng was taken to the river by his father. His legs gave way and he lay down on the grass. He didn't even have the strength to eat grass. Niu Mengmeng's father only said that Niu'er had just woken up and his physical strength had not yet recovered, so he walked away alone to let Niu'er rest for a while.
As soon as he walked away, the young cows that I had been in love with before came around, ogling the cow lying on the ground, saying love words, and begging for mating. Although Niu Mengmeng has the memory and world view of a cow, his human attributes still dominate. Therefore, although he also has strong hormones, he cannot have sexual intercourse with a cow no matter what. Although this phenomenon is common in the world of cattle, Niu Mengmeng always remembers that he is a human and not a cow. Once he gets involved with a cow, he will be an animal. Therefore, Niu Mengmeng turned a blind eye to those cows. However, Niu Mengmeng cannot cover his ears with his hands like humans. Therefore, he heard the harsh words of those cows, scolding him for "not respecting past feelings", "sexual impotence", "looking for cows for revenge" and so on. This is the same for all females. What they say when they are angry is true. So, after a while, five big yellow cattle and big black cattle surrounded Niu Mengmeng.
Niu Mengmeng has never fought with others as a human being, but now he is surrounded by five behemoths, how can he not feel panicked. Although he was also a behemoth at the moment, he obviously forgot this and only remembered that he was a human being. In addition, even if he realizes his identity, it will not help. With one against five, he has no choice but to run for his life. So Niu suddenly stood up and ran away.
Although Niu Mengmeng was caught by surprise, a big black cow hit his butt with its horn, and then tripped over a big scalper. As a result, he fell four or five meters away. The five cows did not chase him, but stood back and laughed at him. The other cows also came around to see his joke, and called him "coward", "no seed", "worse than a dog" and so on. . Niu Mengmeng held back his anger, slowly got up, and stumbled away.
It's not over yet. The next day, Niu Mengmeng dragged his tired body to finish the work and came to the river. He was surrounded again and was undoubtedly beaten again. At night, Niu Mengmeng returned to the cowshed with bruises and was thinking about whether to escape and escape into the mountains to end this miserable life.
But the next moment, he resolutely gave up this idea, because he remembered that he was a human being, and he could not just run away when his parents needed him. Therefore, Niu Mengmeng needs to endure it. However, after a week, Niu Mengmeng couldn't stand it anymore.
Niu Mengmeng raised his head to the sky and roared, deciding to take revenge. Because Niu Mengmeng has the wisdom of a human and the body of an ox, he has the ability to retaliate. He knew that it would be extremely unwise for him to confront those cows directly. Therefore, Niu Mengmeng has to wait for the opportunity. Finally one day, Niu Mengmeng's parents came to school to find me because I was always getting into trouble and wanted to be expelled from the school. Of course, Niu Mengmeng didn’t know that I was going to be persuaded to quit. All he knew was that this was a good time for revenge.
The weather was really nice that day! The cow opened the door of the cowshed fiercely and walked out in a big way. First, he found his target—the fields where the cows that bullied him were plowing, and then he rushed over with his tail raised and roaring like crazy.
The farmers and the cows who were plowing the fields were all shocked! Those farmers thought that Niu Mengmeng was coming for them, and they only had a bamboo whip in their hands, which could not withstand the crazy posture of such a huge beast, so they ran towards the field ridge.
The paddy fields are full of potholes. For those with two feet, running can be a pain. They often fall into the muddy water and get wet. When they stand up, they realize that the cows are fierce. Meng did not come after him.
The cows were twisting their necks and erecting their horns, hitting the stomachs of the cows who were still in a state of shock and unable to move while wearing the shackles and sledges. It wasn't until the cows were knocked upside down in the paddy field that they and the soaked farmers realized what Niu Mengmeng had done.
As a result, the cows and farmers yelled at Niu Mengmeng, "Damn it, wait until you get off work to see how I deal with you" and "Damn it, cow, did you eat dog food today?" ", "Get out of here, or I'll kill you" and the like.
Niu Mengmeng wanted to tease them just once, but when he heard the word "dog food", his whole body tightened instantly! He was most forbidden to have anything to do with dogs. How do those farmers know that he is a powerful ox and can understand human speech?
So Niu Mengmeng wandered around in various paddy fields, grinning with ridicule. When he saw a cow getting up with its legs in the air, he rushed up and knocked it down. For a whole day, the work of these farmers was delayed, and there were complaints in the small mountain village.
At night, Niu Mengmeng did not dare to go back to the cowshed for fear of being blocked and beaten by others, so he ran into the mountains while it was dark. For the next two days, Niu Mengmeng’s parents still hadn’t come back. Niu Mengmeng let out all his joy and energy, as if he was the king of this small land.
On the other side, the farmers were delayed for three days, and their cattle were all scarred. In this busy farming season, they were really complaining and crying! As a result, Niu Mengmeng got a nickname, called "Bull Demon King".
Finally, all the farmers organized themselves to go up the mountain to search. They must catch the cow, strip it of its muscles and bones, cut it into eight pieces, drink its blood, and eat its meat, so as to appease the public's anger and calm the public. Outrage.
But how can they catch a cow that is fierce and has the wisdom of a human being?
On the fifth day, Niu Mengmeng’s parents came back and took me back with them. Therefore, the consequences of Niu Mengmeng's evil deeds will be borne entirely by his parents.
A group of people blocked the door of my house and told me everything about Niu Mengmeng’s crimes, so I knew these things. Niu Mengmeng's parents tremblingly took out the few savings they had from a broken bag at the bottom of the box and distributed them to them as compensation, and promised to catch Niu Mengmeng with their own hands. After catching him, they would first let him fuck all the cows in the village. He had to do his job, and then slaughtered it. He opened a big pot at the east end of the village, put the beef into eight pieces and stewed it randomly, and wanted to treat the big guys to eat beef.
I also have human memories and more or less human emotions. When I saw my Niu Mengmeng parents being forced into this situation, I finally felt uncomfortable in my heart. If the cattle are slaughtered violently, all these farmlands will be lost this year. This is the whole family's livelihood.
So, I began to plead for Niu Mengmeng. On the one hand, I begged Niu Mengmeng’s parents and other farmers not to kill Niu Mengmeng, and told them in tears what kind of devastating disaster killing Niu Mengmeng would bring to our family; on the other hand, I promised to personally bring back Niu Mengmeng, and asked him to kneel down in front of all the farmers and all the injured cows as an apology. Under what circumstances can a cow kneel down? Especially for a cow with dignity to kneel down in front of its own kind, it is enough to show that it is sincere!
After hearing what I said, the farmers had no choice but to give up the pot of beef stew, nodded helplessly, and agreed to go to the east end of the village at three quarters the next day to witness the cow kneeling. Finally, they took the banknotes they distributed and went home.
That night, I went to the mountain to look for Niu Mengmeng. Because I was once a cow, it was not difficult to find Niu Mengmeng. I told Niu Mengmeng everything. He had no idea that he would cause such a huge disaster, and what made him heartbroken was that his parents would be implicated, so he agreed to my request - to go to the east end of the village to kneel in public at 3:30 noon tomorrow.
However, Niu Mengmeng said: "I have a condition."
I said: "What condition?"
Niu Mengmeng flashed a huge Looking at me with his eyes: "I ask you to make the secret between us public to the world, and issue a reward, summon capable people and strangers, and then exchange our souls back.
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Everyone, I have only been a human being for a short time, and I have just realized the benefits of being a human being. How can I be willing to be a cow again? But I couldn’t refuse directly, so I remained silent.
However, Niu Mengmeng also has a bad temper now, so how can he let me remain silent, so he said with a cold face: "If you don't agree, I won't kneel down to them, and I will make trouble every day in the future. Anyway, now they think you are awesome. If this family is destroyed, will you still have Shu Nian? Is there still time for romance? When the time comes, it will be your fault! snort! But I am different. I have the wisdom of a human and the strength of an ox, so I can dominate this land. Anyway, there is a mountain behind the village. We can attack when we advance and defend when we retreat. What can anyone do to me? "
Hearing what he said, I was shocked and shouted angrily: "Humph! Anyway, I have tasted the benefits of being a human being. In the worst case, I will leave this home and fly far away. Do you think it's me who suffers? Your parents are the ones who suffer. If you can't bear to watch them suffer, then you can act wild and act like the king of your mountain. Do you think there will be any loss to me? Even if we all die in the end, if you die, others will stew you and eat your meat. If I die, at least I will be buried in peace. Ha ha! "
Niu Mengmeng shouted: "Okay! In this case, I will let you die now! ”
So he rushed to me, knocked me to the ground, and pressed his two sharp horns against my chest. Only at this moment did I know that I was facing Niu Mengmeng alone. I had no advantage at all. How could my delicate and tender chest withstand those two horns that were as hard as steel and as sharp as swords?
The next day, I was so fierce. I immediately ran to the east end of the village and knelt down until three quarters past noon without moving.
All the farmers and the cows who came to see the excitement were moved. Everyone and the cows present were moved. Hot tears fell.
Niu Mengmeng's parents burst into tears when they saw Niu Mengmeng like this. They tremblingly walked to Niu Mengmeng and helped Niu Mengmeng up. With tears streaming down his face, he stood up and ran to other people's paddy fields to work for them.
Seeing this, those farmers believed even more in this cow's sincere repentance. ", the same applies to cows!
Farmers are kind, and those cows are also kind. They forgive the sin of Niu Mengmeng, and do not let him plow the fields instead, and treat Niu Mengmeng as a substitute for farming. The compensation paid by Meng’s parents has also been returned. Folks, it’s not easy for everyone!
Although the truth has been made public, no one has come forward yet. However, since Niu Mengmeng knelt down. After that, many things changed.
Niu Mengmeng became more and more like a cow, and he was even better at the job of a cow than I was before, because he was able to give various instructions to his master. He knows everything, he is down-to-earth and conscientious when working, and he also takes the initiative to make friends with cattle. I don’t think there is a more outstanding cattle in the world.
At the same time, in the world. Under the coercion of Niu Mengmeng and the guidance of human nature, I have become more and more like a human being. Although this statement makes me feel weird, it is true, at least I will never behave like an animal again.
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