A collection of coldest jokes ~ ~ ~

1._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayfly shook the tree, and _ _ _ _ _ replied: I didn't move at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous". Quietly, wonderful, very in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: A villain is loved by others. 6. The poor are immune to this, while _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The rich have wives (positive solution: the rich help the world) 7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Also: both husband and wife go home (the correct answer is "but I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn") 10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Fighting at the end of the bed, getting married in the wrong sedan chair 1658. The positive solution is "* * * Chanjuan thousands of miles away") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climb the turtle by the river in Dongcun (right) 14. I advise God to be energetic, _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at the critical moment. Another student A: The mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs wildly without images). 16. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People don't waste their youth! (The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round, I don't hate it", and Li He's "Golden and Copper Immortal Ci Han Song") 17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct answer is "a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. There will be couplets in the final exam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: You are a fool if you don't eat. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only 20 people died. The bright line at the foot of my bed, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Li Bai's sleeping sound is 2 1. The correct answer is "visible") 22. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: Wife, my wife and a man's wife (the teacher later said that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha) 27. Think that year, Jin Ge iron horse, students answer _ _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "Student A: It tastes the same (the invigilator and the principal outside laugh) 29. Students in Grade One of Senior High School paired up, "Climb to the city with mountains in the clouds, _ _ _ _ _" Student A: I went to the hotel to hug my young lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot) 32. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People die young if they are affectionate (the correct solution is "the month is long and round if they don't hate") 34. Since ancient times, no one has died, and _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Who has no paper in his stool (no language ...) 35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream sequence. Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The student replied: Sorry, I don't know ... (The correct answer should be" green, fat, red and thin ") 36. I once tested a sentence by Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A voice shouted: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body crawl out of a dog's hole ... "The classmate replied: The holes crawled out for dogs are also locked/damn, they are all locked! 38. There is always love in Qian Shan. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student replied: Can I have an extra copy? (The marking teacher correctly said: Love is love, points are points, and you can't give more. ) 39. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Correct) Is my generation Peng Haoren? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving. "Someone wrote mud raw lotus root; Some people are even more unique, and it says: Heroes in Gone with the Times 40. Ask how much you can worry about. _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: It's like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...")

I don't know if it counts, but it feels a little classic. . . .