Anecdotes about classical Chinese

1. Where to find the problem is not appropriate.

Online and in bookstores. For example, the joke is that a scholar will be seventy years old and suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born in age, that is, named age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name.

The next year, another son was born. He smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a baby at such a big age."

Because of the name "joke". When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood for the third son?" The wife said, "As you get older, you have no knowledge at all, but you have the burden of jokes."

There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. She named him "Age" because she was old enough to have a son. Before long, another son was born. He looks like a scholar, so he named him "Xue Xue".

In the third year, another son was born. The scholar smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." So he named it "Joke".

The three sons had nothing to do when they grew up, so the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to get firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Which of the three people has more firewood?" The wife said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but jokes are a burden." Avoid the original snobs and avoid them every time you come out.

The fellow traveler asked him why, and replied, "Give up my relatives." So many times, colleagues are tired.

Even if I meet a beggar, I will try to avoid him and say, "Give up my relatives." Q: "Why are there such relatives?" He said, "But all the good ones are recognized by you."

There was a vain man who met a passing dignitary when he went out and avoided it. People in the same trade asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This has happened many times, and every time he does this, people in the same industry feel very annoyed. Later, on the road, I suddenly met a beggar, and the people in the same trade also learned to hide from him and said, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain man asked, "Why do you have such poor relatives?" People in the same trade said, "Because all the good things are recognized by you." Villagers who eat olives go to town to drink, and there are olives at the banquet.

The villagers took the spit, which was astringent and tasteless, because they asked the people at the table, "What is this?" The deskmate scorned them with their village spirit: "vulgar." In the name of "vulgarity", the villagers kept it in mind and said, "Today, if you taste the strange things in the city, it is called" vulgarity "."

Everyone didn't believe it, but the man opened his mouth and gasped, "You don't believe it, but now you are full of swearing." A farmer went to a party in town, and there were olives at the party.

The farmer took it to his mouth, which was astringent and not delicious, and asked the person at the same table, "What is this?" Everyone at the same table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously, "vulgar." The farmer thinks "vulgarity" is an olive name, so he keeps it in mind. When he got home, he said to people, "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called' vulgar'."

Everyone didn't believe it. The farmer gasped with an open mouth and said, "You don't believe it. Now my mouth is full of swearing. " A person stayed for lunch, and the guest had vomited a bowl, but he didn't add any more rice.

The guest wanted to let the host know, but pretended to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Therefore, he said to his master, "The rafters are so big."

The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl and asked the boy to add it. Because he asked the guest, "Does he want geometry?" The guest said, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

A man left a guest for lunch. The guest has finished a bowl, and no one has given him more rice. The guest wants to let the host know, so he pretends to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell."

Then he deliberately pointed the bowl mouth at the owner and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl mouth." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl, so he quickly called the servant to add rice to him.

Immediately ask the guest, "How much does he sell?" The guest replied, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it." Some people are used to telling lies.

Every generation of his servants is round. One day, he said to a man, "My well was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

People think that there has been nothing since ancient times. The servant Yuan said, "It's true.

My well is near the neighbor's fence. Last night, it was windy. I saw the fence blowing to the well, but it went to my neighbor's house like a well. One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head."

The public was surprised. The servant Yuan said, "So it is.

My master was eating noodle soup in the yard when a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it a wild goose with noodle soup? "One day.

He also said to others, "the cold family has a warm weather account, which covers the world tightly without gaps." The servant frowned and said, "Master, how can I hide this lie?"

There is a man who is used to telling lies. His servants always lie for him. One day, he said to a man, "Yesterday, a well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind."

Everyone thinks that such a thing has never happened since ancient times. His servant lied for him and said, "My well is really close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was very strong last night, and the fence was blown to the side of the well, just like the well was blown to the neighbor's house. "

One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head." Everyone was surprised and didn't believe what he said.

His servant lied for him again, saying, "It happened. My master is eating noodle soup in the yard. Suddenly, a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it covered with noodle soup? " Another day, he said to others: "The cold family has a top temperature account, which covers the world tightly without any gap." Hearing this, the servant frowned awkwardly and said, "The master has gone too far. How can I hide this big lie? "

The scholar peed on the doll for a long time and was frightened. He said, "The school is coming." The doll peed immediately.

The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I think you scholars are scared to pee when they get off the stage." The scholar sighed: "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's legacy and be elegant;" I didn't expect this school to be so small that it can pass two stools. "

The servant of the scholar's family held the doll to pee, but the child didn't pee for a long time. The servant startled him and said, "Here comes the learning platform."

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I saw your scholar come to the learning platform, and he was scared to pee, so I scared him like this."

The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's wishes and continue studying;" What is even more unexpected is that this learning platform is good at diuresis and urination. "Classical Chinese is a processed written language based on ancient Chinese.

2. Interesting stories in classical Chinese Three interesting stories in classical Chinese: A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped in front of a roadside toilet to relieve himself and hung the meat outside.

Seeing this, the second man stole the meat. Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet.

B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Wei Danchun's "Laughing Forest" What is the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao? In the early years, He, a minister with a famous literary name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong. Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently.

When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears. Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had.

Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. " Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith.

Qing's son should be called Fu. "Know chapter thank humbly.

It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me. I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'.

He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? When Su Dongpo heard that Wang's On Ci had just been written, he went to the government to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips' horses' as' Benedict'. But I still have a question: "I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo?" Gong Jing just laughed and asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' pigeon' is changed from' bird' to' nine'? Dongpo immediately replied, "The Book of Songs says,' The dead pigeon is in mulberry, and his son is seven'. Together with their parents, it is exactly nine. "

Hearing Wang's words, he nodded happily. It was a long time before I knew that Su Dongpo had played a big joke with him again.

-Song, Su Shi, Ming and Wang Shizhen's second "Teasing".

3. China's Classical Humor Story Wolf Pu Songling Original: A butcher came home late at night and ate all the meat, leaving only bones.

On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way. Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone.

The wolf has bones. Stop, the wolf is still from. After the re-voting, the post-wolf stopped and the former wolf came again.

The muscles and bones are exhausted, and the two waves drive together. Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy.

There is a wheat field in Gu Ye, where the landowner earns a lot of money. Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder.

Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other. When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him.

After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, wielding a knife to cut the wolf's head, killed several times.

Fang wanted to go, but after turning to pay, a wolf hole was among them, which meant to tunnel in and attack the back. The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed.

After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy.

The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing. At dusk, a butcher came back with meat, and a wolf came to see the meat. It seemed to be drooling and followed for miles.

Sudden fear shows that it is a blade, but not as good as it is; Walk, walk, walk out of it. If you don't plan to slaughter, instead of hanging a tree and taking it early, think about the wolf's meat.

Then hook up the meat and hang it between the trees, showing that it is empty. The wolf is the only one.

Tugui was so embarrassed that I went to get the meat and looked at the giant hanging from the tree in the distance, like a hanged man.

Big scary, wandering myopia, then the dead wolf is also. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf had meat in his mouth, which stung the wolf's upper jaw like a fish swallowing bait.

At that time, the price of wolf skin was high, more than ten gold. It is ridiculous to ask for fish from the wood, and the wolf will suffer.

A massacre at dusk, forced by wolves. Next to the road, there was a room left by night ploughing and rushed into the shadow.

The wolf extended his paw to it. Tu is in a hurry and can't go.

But you can die without thinking. It's just that the space of the knife is not enough, so I cut the skin under the wolf's paw and blow it by blowing.

When I tried to blow it away, I felt that the wolf was not very active, so I tied it with a belt. Out of sight, the wolf swelled like an ox, its legs were crooked and its mouth could not be closed.

Then take it back.

4. Interesting Composition in Ancient Chinese Class On Friday, I had the honor to listen to "Teaching Ancient Chinese" by Zhu Wenjun, the primary school Chinese teacher's editor. Teacher Zhu used humorous teaching language and humorous teaching style to turn the difficult classical Chinese into an interesting classroom.

First of all, we like listening to stories best. Before teaching classical Chinese, Mr. Zhu created a situation and vividly told the story of eye-nose-eyebrow-mouth-ear quarrel in humorous language, which fully stimulated our interest in learning. In teaching, Mr. Zhu deliberately slowed down the pace of teaching, allowing us to understand the meaning independently first, and then ask the explanation of key words, revealing the basic way of understanding classical Chinese, which is clear and impressive.

Second, Teacher Zhu asked us to speak, guess, read and act. He induces students to guess a plot from time to time, and then shows us sentences for us to interpret, which fully arouses our "appetite". Third, Teacher Zhu's own model reading is very interesting, and the exaggerated expressions and actions are humorous, which makes people laugh.

In reading aloud, Mr. Zhu is also ingenious, and vividly interprets the small ancient prose with his rich and varied posture, contrasting expression and cadence. Four interests, Mr. Zhu used the characters in the text to talk to us about a teaching point many times at the scene, and the interaction between teachers and students fully demonstrated the characteristics of each character. We are full of interest, acting with emotion and interest, and full of life.

Teacher Zhu deliberately presupposes suspense and does not directly reveal the content of the speech. Instead, let us guess what the host will say based on our own experience and train us to speak according to the speaker's personality imagination. This is a high-quality language training art, and after a class, we have a strong interest in learning.

The boring ancient poems are so interesting.