Humorous jokes against girlfriends

1: A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "

2. Su Dongpo has a younger sister named Su Xiaomei, who is smart and talented.

Su Xiaomei once read Historical Records with relish. When Sue saw it, she teased her little sister:

"My sister reads historical records and has a good heart."

Hearing this, Su Xiaomei couldn't think of couplets at the moment, so he had to recite them.

One day, Su Sao was drying clothes in the yard, and the sun was very bright. Sister-in-law Sue raised her hand to cover the sun.

When Su Xiaomei saw this scene, he took off his exit and said to him:

"My sister-in-law is afraid of the sun!"

3. As soon as the female teacher finished the physiology class, she asked: Students, anyone who still doesn't understand can ask the teacher.

At this moment, a classmate raised his hand. Ask the teacher: "Teacher, are men more comfortable when making love?" Or are women more comfortable? "The teacher talked with her for a long time. But he still doesn't understand. The teacher gave her a metaphor. Say: "Then you pick your nose with your hand, is it cool?" "Still cool?" He thought. Hmm. It's a cool nose! Sit down.

The teacher asked, are there any students who don't understand? You can raise your hand and ask the teacher. Then the classmate raised his hand again. Ask the teacher: "Teacher, why do women have menstruation?" . Can't you have sex? "The teacher gave her another metaphor. Said, "So when you have a nosebleed. Do you still pick your nose with your hands? "When students think about it, well, yes!

Soon, he raised his hand and asked the teacher another question, teacher. "Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men rape women?" The teacher was angry and patted the table and said, "When you were walking on the main road. Someone else will pick your nose. Would you like to ~

The beautiful young lady walked into the dentist's office excitedly. After the doctor prepared the equipment, she sat on pins and needles in the chair.

The doctor was about to examine her, and she said, "Oh, doctor. I'm afraid of dentists. I'd rather have a baby than have my teeth pulled out. 」

The doctor said patiently, "All right! Miss, make a decision before I adjust the chair! 」

5. Boring WeChat conversation

Yesterday, I received a greeting message on WeChat. Open it and it's a mm.

MM: "How boring!"

Me: "I'm so bored!" "I'm looking forward to her asking me out to play. )

MM: "If you are bored, you can fart to chase!" "

I deleted her without saying anything.

Foreigners speak Chinese.

One day, a foreigner who knows a little Chinese visited a factory.

On the way, the director said, "Excuse me, I'm going to the toilet."

The foreigner couldn't understand this Chinese sentence and asked the translator, "What does convenience mean?"

The translator said, "Just go to the toilet." Foreigner: "Oh ..."

At the end of the visit, the director enthusiastically said to the foreigner, "Let's have dinner together at your convenience next time!" "

The foreigner looked unhappy and said in blunt Chinese, "I never eat at my convenience!" " "

6. I haven't passed the exam in high school, and I can learn without cheating in deep school.

Alice is the only idle person in the classroom.

Novels spread quickly, magazines are turned frequently, and I want to go to the game and watch movies.

You can write love letters, miss your girlfriend and review.

Although the non-dance floor is comparable to the playground, there is a cloud in my heart: mix a diploma.