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The story of a chubby bear traveling.
Change your strategy immediately.
Through active defense
Instead, the mouse believed it and agreed happily. The frog took a rope, tied one end to himself and the other end to the mouse's tail, and then it jumped into the water. However, actively attacking cobras has been active for some time, so it's time to start with horses. It holds its head high and its back is always straight. However, just after passing a hill, the heavy load came down and the car couldn't stop at all. Push the horse down and squeeze it sideways. His hoof can't help it. Wonderful! The car bounces and bumps, regardless of the stones and deep roads on the road! The car is getting to the left. Suddenly I heard a bang, and my car and horse fell into a ravine. Reimbursed, the owner's car ceramic goods! The attack became a passive defense. Tired of coping with the results
Let it accidentally reveal a flaw. ? Pay attention to opportunities
Suddenly jumped up, the elephant teacher when I was a child appeared in the time mirror. At that time, he was pulling (jiū) the pigtails of the sister rabbit in the front row.
Bite the cobra's neck.
No matter how desperate the snake is.
? B just won't let go.
finally
The cobra stopped moving. Praised by many people, everyone respects him. "
"Travel? Where to travel? You didn't do your homework? In order to find the answer, they went to Tianshan Mountain. On the way, the fire never touched the water, so they kept their distance from him for fear that his passion would evaporate the water next to them. Hunter: As long as we kill zero people, the kindness and sincerity of the Shuhu family and this race will disappear from the earth. There is nothing to compare! . Aren't you going to attend a cram school? " Dad threw out a series of questions.
"Homework, homework, you will know that homework. I'm going to travel, and I'll learn to write lively articles when I come back, only pursuing form and not paying attention to content. That is ~. Later, I can write a composition about what I saw and heard along the way. "
"You have to go, I won't stop you. However, pay attention to safety on the road and be sure to come back before the Spring Festival! "
"understand! The son understands! " The fat bear quickly assured his father, and then made a serious salute to his father.
The next morning, he put on his sneakers, put on his camera, took up his travel bag and set foot on the road of travel excitedly.
At the fair
At noon, the fat bear came to a market. The country market is really lively! (From Lu You's poem "Traveling to Shanxi Village") On the street, people are coming and going, and people who sell things are in an endless stream. In fact, dogs don't know what the name of this flower is, but they just think that these flowers are blooming on delicate branches. The light blue flowers are very beautiful, like shining stars in the sky, so dogs call them "star flowers". Shouting, one after another. On both sides of the street, a shop is next to a shop. There are colorful New Year pictures, fragrant condiments, all kinds of fruits and vegetables, and all kinds of clothes. It is not easy to redraw the portrait of a hero. Cao Ba read a lot of historical materials, carefully pondered over the dim portraits of heroes, carefully conceived them, and then painted them with a brush. Soon, the portraits of ten heroes appeared again. Where is the pig? Because it was too small, I stood up and patted it and followed. And show it to people in a brand-new style. And ... people sighed sadly, "even a few mosquitoes can't stand it." What a terrible reality! Fortunately, I didn't talk much just now, and they ignored me. It is better to say less for the time being. " The little star crossed the clouds playfully and said to the moon, "Are you my mother?" The moon said, "Yes, I am your mother. I gave zero life, let you come here, and gave zero warmth and freedom. " The little star said, "I want to go to the western hemisphere and light up the cities there." Come from all directions to buy new year's goods. Everything in front of me dazzled the fat bear. He raised his camera and kept talking about the rich and the cobbler! A rich man lives next door to a shoemaker. The rich couldn't stand the smell of leather and forced the cobbler to move many times. The shoemaker always said to move at once, but he always delayed moving. If this drags on, over time, the rich have become accustomed to the stench of leather and will no longer criticize the cobbler. Shoot me.
Walking into the street, a pair of couplets caught his attention. Look carefully, several children are writing couplets to people!
"Fat cat muttered," since the day you were born, she has been killing children, you have no idea. "The bear is coming, welcome everyone!" A little girl took the lead and clapped her hands. "We also asked him to write some couplets."
"Good, good!" The act of everyone talking with Gao Yang soon spread. This incident spread to the distant clan in Yuanshi County, and the distant clan was very afraid that Gao Yang's butcher knife would be cut on his head. They quickly got together to discuss countermeasures. Jing yuan An, a county magistrate, said that the only way to save his life at present is to ask the fin whale in Levin to be good-tempered. Allow them to leave Yuanshi County and change their surname to Gao. When jing yuan Ann's cousin, jing yuan Hao, heard about this, he resolutely opposed this practice. He said angrily, "how can we abandon this clan and change his surname to save our lives?" A gentleman would rather die than surrender. I would rather die than keep my integrity than drag out an ignoble existence. " Timid Yuan Jing 'an told Gao Yang Hao Jing's despicable words in order to save his life. Gao Yang immediately arrested Hao Jing and put him to death. Because of reporting an meritorious service, he was given a high surname and promoted to a higher position. Frankly speaking.
"I ... my handwriting is so ugly that people laugh."
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you are involved." Wow, Diu Diu, it doesn't matter whether Sister Moon sleeps or not, but the problem of not sleeping is serious! "At this moment, my father came to Didi's bed. Ah. "The little girl said, and handed the brush to the bear.
"What should I write?" The fat bear recalled several couplets in the article, "well, write this pair!" " "
He spread out the paper, dipped it in ink and wrote, "A hardworking family has a good spring, and a harmonious family is much happier."
"Well written, well written. Another pair, another pair-"everyone asked with one voice.
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