Kuaishou funny and short sentences

1. I don’t know what kind of circles you are all in, but I am in a black eye circle.

2. No matter how big the flood is, it can’t drown me because I am a frivolous person. 3. Being used by others? As long as you become a waste, no one can use you. 4. When someone compliments you on how good-looking you are, how do you respond in a low-key manner? Make it louder, I can’t hear you! 5. If you are hungry, call me and I will chew some snacks for you. 6. I sincerely want to make money as my hobby. 7. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study. 8. You can’t even cheat. How can I trust you as a teacher to join society? 9. Please Yue Lao, please remove me from the blacklist, thank you! It’s 2020, and I’m still alone and no one wants me. 10. I am a little unhappy today. Although it was not caused by you, can you apologize to me? 11. What is the pain that can be touched? I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, but there is still a lump of flesh when I touch it. 12. When I was a child, although I was poor, I was very happy. But now it is different. I am not only poor, but also unhappy. 13. I fought with the mosquito all night yesterday and ended up with a draw. It didn’t eat enough and I didn’t sleep well. 14. I fought against fat and almost lost my life. 15. Which master can help me calculate, when will I have a lot of money? God's reply: When your family visits your grave? 16. If you dare to touch a hair on my body, I will make you hairless. 17. Use your real name to tell lies in real life, and use fake names to tell the truth online. 18. Having a big belly is not scary, but the scary thing is that it is big and empty. 19. You can’t get anything because I have nothing. 20. You don’t have to pretend to be cold. I have no intention of continuing to pester you. Lend me ten yuan for the last time. 21. There are some things you can’t finish, so leave them to be done tomorrow. If you’re lucky, you won’t have to do them if you die tomorrow. 22. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life. 23. Don’t blame God for being unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.

24. Don’t be downcast or look short. 25. I don’t know what kind of circles you are all in, but I am in the dark circles. 26. Although I can’t cook, I am good at ordering takeout. 27. If you don’t work hard now, you will be the one who makes other people’s wall in the future. Moving bricks. 28. I heard that people with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face. 29. I never leave my name when doing good deeds, only my business card. 30. How do you attract a male idol? What is the right temperature? 31. Don’t look at me as fat. When it comes to losing weight, I know how to do it! 32. What do you want a woman to do these days? When a man marries a man, he will have Two apartments and two cars.

33. Since drinking water makes you fat, why not drink Coke that night? 34. As the saying goes, people are iron, food is steel, and beds are magnets. 35. Do you have any good-looking clothes to recommend? It doesn’t need to be too expensive, less than 10,000 yuan, about 20 yuan. 36. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear someone calling me beautiful. 37. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don’t love you anymore today. It depends on my mood tomorrow. 38. I keep all my worries inside, so no wonder I can’t lose weight. 39. We are best friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first. 40. Spring is never partial, she brings spring to everyone.