What is the joke that Hua Jiumei told Qian in The Seventh Night of the Rose?

There are three cold jokes.

1、

A rice cake was kicked into the sea by a stone.

Once upon a time, there was a couple. The boy went to military service. He gave the girl a ring before he left. Later, when the boy didn't come back, the girl threw the ring into the sea sadly. Later, when the boy was fishing, he caught something. Guess what it is?

Ha! It's the rice cake! Did you forget that the rice cake was kicked into the sea by a stone?

2、

A long time ago, a man caught a squid. The squid said, "Please, don't roast me! Do whatever you want! "

The man said, "well, I'll torture you a few questions!" " "

Squid said happily, "cuff it, cuff it!" " "

So the man roasted the squid!

3、

Do you know how Zorro died?

One day, Zorro went to see his mistress. She was worried that her husband would come back.

Zorro said, "If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will wait for me below."

The hostess said, "I heard three knocks at the door and my husband came back."

After a while, the door rang three times. Just then, Zorro turned over and jumped out of the window.

The hostess answered the door, but it was Zorro's horse at the door. Ma said, "Tell Zorro it's raining and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

4、

Once upon a time, there was a game. Walking makes my head itch. It caught fire when I caught it. Later, he was taken to the hospital and became a (cotton swab). ...

Kumi said that when she realized that something was wrong with Hanano, she couldn't go on. )