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1, April Fool's Day became a day of confession, and Valentine's Day became a day of parting.

I was waiting for April Fool's Day, and you lied to me with the truth.

3. It is said that there are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but silver arrows must be learned! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Tell you the seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Happy April Fool's Day!

Some boys came to send me snacks seven or eight kilometers away. What I want to eat will be delivered directly to my door ... it's really touching, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive ~

6. Drops of water are small in the ocean and large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a sweet life, a leisurely life, round eyes, gurgling saliva, full harvest, shallow smile, sticky love, complete happiness and happy April Fool's Day.

8. Believe me, there will be more people professing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.

9. On April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class. The more I think about it, the worse it gets Don't! We can't be fooled

10 If you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: First, you can eat more than it. Second, it is smarter than you.

1 1. Congratulations on winning the April Fool's Lucky Award. In view of your years of support for the fool community, you are awarded the title of "Best Fool". Please giggle for five minutes after receiving it, and thank you by hitting your head against the wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, April Fool's Day is here. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; There is "stupidity" in the work; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, the animal world is really wonderful, lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, April Fool's Day is coming, can you teach me to cheat? I'm so stupid that I can't learn anything except like you.

16, * * won 5 million, and the business was promoted to the backbone; The house loan was paid off, and when I woke up, it became the story of Diusim. You are beautiful, aren't you? But I forgot to tell you that the most important thing is that all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

17, the weather forecast of this city: it will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, I love you in my heart, I miss you deeply in my heart, I am very happy with you, I miss you all the time without you, and now I just want to tell you that I am stupid at this moment. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

20. Who has such strong feelings for me as RMB?