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1. Dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the next life. Please abide by the eternal rules when getting on the bus! People and their hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don’t jump off the bus midway! I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate!

2. The brain of the old man under the moon is active, and the Qixi Festival gifts specially add new fashion elements to make Chinese girls smarter!

3. During Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

4. In previous years, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the Magpie Bridge during the Chinese Valentine's Day. This morning, the magpies came to Tianhe to queue up. After waiting for a long time, they still didn't see Brother Niu and Seven Sisters. Myna came panting to inform everyone that the speed of scientific and technological development has doubled. It was no longer necessary to meet at Magpie Bridge, which was so complicated. At this time, the two of them were chatting on the computer and were intoxicated.

5. Looking up at the blue sky on Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies are arching over the Magpie Bridge. Everyone is begging for Qiuyue, and you know their endless thoughts? Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

6. Today, Chinese Valentine's Day, I will meet the other person's parents. I am so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

7. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand dryness, but poplar does; not every pig can receive text messages , but you did it; not everyone likes pigs, but I did it

8.?My lovebird, my Chinese Valentine’s Day!

9.? There is no limit to Chinese Valentine’s Day!

10. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I am not rich and handsome, I am just a lazy courier.

11. If possible, I would rather be a child, standing in front of you with empty hands, expecting your mercy; if possible, I would rather be a beggar, walking by your door, I long for, My empty bowl can hold your love.

12. God is fair to everyone. Since He has allowed you to celebrate Singles’ Day, he will not let you celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day.

13. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

14. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, love each other forever!

15.? Effectively remove loneliness and bring you beautiful memories! Sweet night, Chinese Valentine's Day!

16.?My lovebird, my Chinese Valentine’s Day!

17. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and I give you a seven-color flower: red is auspicious, blue is wishful thinking, green is vitality, yellow is lucky, orange is sweet, pink is joy, and purple is happiness. May your love be sweet and have a colorful life!

18. Magpie bridge flying north and south, you and I have a wonderful time together, my baby, I miss you!!

19. ? On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you have a lover, continue to be sweet. If you don't have a lover, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, work harder. If you have no goal, continue to search. I want a romantic candlelight dinner and a real reunion under the moon. Yue Lao will send you a message in a low-key manner, keep it confidential!

20. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to confess to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival. Post funny sentences related to Chinese Valentine's Day to Moments 2

21. I want to play Lianliankan for a whole day on Chinese Valentine's Day, eliminating pairs after pairs, the more the better!

22. Tenderness is like water, and good times are like dreams. On July 7, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge. Chinese lovers call it a festival, and celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day, forever and ever.

23. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you will agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. It’s all mine. People, if you save them, they will belong to me in the next life.

24. Did you see the couple kissing on the Magpie Bridge? That’s us tonight!

25. Qixi Festival, I calculated with my fingers, and if nothing else happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

26.? Chinese Valentine’s Day is so good, and it’s really good to say hello to everyone.

27. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, do you know what gift I want? I really want to be your mobile phone, put it in your arms, hold it in your hand, for your sake in your eyes and in your heart. In this way, we will all have a happy Chinese Valentine's Day^_^

28. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine's Day. Nonsense, it's not a person. Is it a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

29. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! Loving you for five thousand years is hopeless! Loving you for a thousand years is absurd! Loving you for a hundred years is too long! Loving you for 70 consecutive years, as long as I am healthy, This is my strength.

30. Valentine’s Day is here, and I don’t have anything to give, so I just give a pair of couplets. The first line: the cold eyebrows and the eyes; the second line: bow your head and be a bachelor; the horizontal line: long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

31. Dragonflies fly, butterflies chase, and there are a lot of worries and problems. Watching the flying geese, looking forward to people returning, I know I have drank many cups of wine. We promise each other in life, we will stay with each other in death, we must seize the opportunity and let go. The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows in the willows. May my beloved you be happy.

32. A: What should I do if I don’t have a lover on Chinese Valentine’s Day? B: If no one is killed at home during Qingming Festival, how many more will you kill?

33. As the Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, I will give you a bouquet of lilies to bring you a lifetime of brilliance; I will give you a bouquet of roses to promise you a lifetime of romance; I will give you a warm blue sky to bring you a lifetime of brilliance. The warmth, brilliance and dreaminess!

34. Now every day when I wake up and open my eyes, I see your sunshine-like smile on my mobile phone. I really want to touch it at first sight when I wake up one day. What is really your sweet sleeping face is like a flower.

35.?I am your little puppy, and you are my little bones. Even if they fall into the smelly ditch, I will pick them up and carry them away.

36. ?Valentine’s Day is here, and I don’t have anything to give, so I’ll give you a pair of couplets. The first line: the cold eyebrows and the eyes; the second line: bow your head and be a bachelor; the horizontal line: long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

37.? "How do you spend this Chinese Valentine's Day?" "Of course it's a smile"

38.? Uncle Beaver, why are your teeth so good? Because I celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day!

39. Valentine’s Day wish: Be a koala and lie down on a big eucalyptus tree and fall asleep. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus tree. Amen!! Stick to me for life. You, love you, need you!!!

40. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, everything is possible! Funny and interesting sentences related to Chinese Valentine’s Day to post on Moments 3

41. Why is it Chinese Valentine’s Day again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be single, but why is it so difficult!

42.?Every year on Chinese Valentine’s Day, you all celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I drink Qixi.

43. I haven’t seen you for a long time, but I always keep your motto in mind: Steamed buns are precious, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are roasted pork ribs, you can throw away both. Dear bad friend, happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

44. Your hesitation period has passed, don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentleness and consideration are allowed, no tyranny is allowed; only love is allowed, no hatred is allowed; only laughter is allowed, no crying is allowed.

45. I met you among millions of people, met you among millions of years, not a step early, not a step too late, just like this, I just asked softly: "Hey! Pig head "Can you be my girlfriend?"

46. On Chinese Valentine's Day, we should do something good like stuffing breakup notes in chocolates in the supermarket.

47. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you, no one will bury you when you die.

Happy Valentine's Day!

48. Exile my happiness, block my smile, freeze my joy, and destroy my tenderness. As long as you don't give me the order to forgive me, all I have left in my life is Lonely scenery, forgive me, I am so infatuated!

49.? Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you Hou, I am hollow!

50. The rose is yours; the chocolate is yours; the diamond ring is yours; you are mine.

51.? Chinese Valentine’s Day, Chinese Valentine’s Day, endless laughter, endless happiness, endless sweetness, endless affection, endless romance, endless joy, endless beauty, endless blessings, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is approaching, I wish my dear friends that the fire of love will never go out!

52.? Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by the lovesickness virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed "I love you"

53. Today's Chinese Valentine's Day has a high gold content. It can be used once and five times, which is convenient! Look at me, I passed it five times in one breath, no effort! Since the festival, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer weak, and my love is stronger!

54. Are you busy? Nothing. I just want to tell you in a non-intrusive way: I'm thinking of you. I hope you have a smile on your face when you receive my text message. Let your friends know that you are happy. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

55. You can post your Chinese Valentine's Day gift list, just remember not to post it to anyone else. If it gets too serious, it won't be good for anyone.

56.? No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will receive gifts.

57.? Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, and I asked my wife what I want to give you. My wife said, you can give me anything. As long as it’s from you, I like it. I thought about it carefully and said to her: "I'll take you back to your parents' home!"

58.?The Weaver Girl embroiders cloud brocade, and the Cowherd looks forward to the west of the river. The Magpie Bridge stands between the rivers, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is short-lived in the end. May the love last forever and the moon will never be missing. I want the Milky Way to pass away and keep the two stars eternally clean!

59. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, you will be healthier if you spend it. I celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day too!

60.? How many infatuations are in the wind and rain, how many tears streak the night sky. Infatuation is originally a feeling of love, and when we meet, we smile and fall into dreams. Funny and interesting sentences related to Chinese Valentine's Day and post them on Moments 4

61.? Someone asked me if I am still a person on Chinese Valentine's Day. Will I turn into a dog?

62.? Pick up a cup of wine in the morning and evening, and make an appointment with the lover after dusk. The intoxicating smile is a bit shy, please don’t look at me. Chinese Valentine's Day is not only celebrated in heaven, but also in the world of true love. I wish my friends all the best and may we have eternal happiness together!

63. Based on the "information" you "sent" to me, it shows that you are willing to let me open your "file". I have a "core" that "runs" for you. The "data" downloaded from my "hard drive" are all "I love you". Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

64. If you want good skin, celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day sooner or later.

65. As the saying goes: Trains are not pushed, happiness is not blown; on Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to say to you: It is right to have you, and my heart will be drunk.

66.? First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, then multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought of at the beginning, and then Adding 517, this result represents what I want to say to you!

67. To you, I have surrendered unconditionally. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, so sign a love contract! Otherwise no one will want me! I'm ready to halve my rights, double my obligations, and devote myself to loving you for the rest of my life!

68.?Men and women should be equal, of course, except those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day!

69. This year, my parents don't have any festivals. They only celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Chinese Valentine's Day!

70.? Do you know? I haven’t seen you in the past few days, and I am so confused that I want to commit suicide: I have tried hanging myself with noodles, smashing my head with tofu, and cutting my veins with noodles, but I am afraid that no one will live with you. It was Chinese Valentine's Day, so I had to give up. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

71. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future?" The boy said: "Of course! We are no longer one or two years old!" Funny sentences for Chinese Valentine's Day friends

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1 .?I was surprised to realize that I didn’t show my lovesickness. It turned out that it was just because my love was deeply rooted in my bones. I didn’t know where it started. It went deeper and deeper. There are hundreds of beauties in the world, but you are the only one I love.

2. On Qixi Festival, I want to go to the movies with my partner. Can you recommend any good ones?

3. Singles should also smile on Chinese Valentine’s Day, because if you don’t smile, your previous partner will laugh like a dog.

4.? Love birds fall on the treetops, lovers hug gently, murmur to express their feelings, soft and sweet moonlight, meet lovers on the magpie bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, I am willing to love you for a hundred years , happiness forever.

5. Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you are still single, you may consider coming to me. I have dog food here.

6. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, when you feel like a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself to get some money.

7. An encounter is like the end of fate, just like the coolness of falling smoke, and a gorgeous opening is like the end of the decadence.

8. The festive season is here again. Here is a text message. I wish you smooth work, happiness every second, smile often, be in a good mood and have good health. Make lots of money. Love without love will come soon. The happiness of love lasts until old age. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

9. Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable urge to listen to your breathing and kiss your red lips. Watch with your heart and make a bet with your whole life. On Valentine's Day, I want to say "I love you" to you.

10.? In the single trend, there is nothing wrong with being single, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to fall in love, and there is no need to judge.

11. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, no one holds my hand, so I just keep it in my pocket.

12. I want to hire two children for Chinese Valentine’s Day. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a girl, call her mom. Breaking up a pair is a pair.

13.? First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, then multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought of at the beginning, and then Adding 517, this result represents what I want to say to you!

14. Is there anyone who breaks up with someone on Valentine’s Day? I am the one.

15. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine's Day? It's nonsense, of course I will laugh it off!

16. Valentine's Day is here, walking on the street, single That's the way to go, and being single is the focus.

17. It was not you who gave me roses on the 14th of July, and it was not you who gave me blessings on July 7, but you are the only one I love! Happy Valentine's Day!

18. ?I pray for rain on the Chinese Valentine's Day. The bigger the rain, the better, so that the Chinese Valentine's Day will be soaked!

19. ?I hope that one day, you can meet the person who is willing to bend down for you. From then on, everyone else was just a passing cloud.

20. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, people go to the streets to play pranks and break up couples. Funny Sentences for Chinese Valentine's Day Moments (2)

1. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, and still single on Chinese Valentine's Day this year.

2. Valentine’s Day is coming and I’m ready. Once I find a couple quarreling, I sit and wait, either picking up roses or rings, maybe a mobile phone. As long as they dare to throw it away, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run away so that they can't even chase it away. If you're lucky, you might even be able to find a lover. Just thinking about it makes you excited.

3.?I will sit there with a smile and see how many people you can replace me with who are worse than me

4.?The best thing for a person is to let it go, no matter how much you miss it. If you don't bother, one day you will understand that losing is more practical than having.

The love has faded, the heart has changed, and you no longer love me. Even if you take out your heart, it is just an interruption. In fact, it is better to miss some encounters than to miss them, and it is better not to see them after not seeing each other for a long time.

5. I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

6.? A lonely bird costs one dollar, but a hundred birds can sing, and small bird business is based on integrity.

7. In fact, Valentine’s Day is the same as Spring Festival, with a strong flavor of gunpowder.

8.? A sincere heart, with two parts of happiness, stirs up three points of happiness, plus four taels of pity, fills five glasses of wine and six cups of tea, and the sweetness of Chinese Valentine's Day, with eight points The fire of my love has been tested nine times, and I will give you the love from all over the world.

9. The twenty-year "insulator" is not kidding you.

10. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, and it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

11. How did you spend the Chinese Valentine's Day? You spent it lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, passing by with a smile, passing by, passing by in a hurry while facing the wall.

12. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day soon. I wrote three hundred small notes saying “Let’s break up” and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelves. Don’t ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng.

13. I beg for cleverness at night, no matter today or today; I have traveled thousands of years, but I have no regrets.

14.? Chinese Valentine’s Day is here. I asked my wife what I want to give you. said my wife. You can give me anything. As long as it's from you. I like them all. I thought about it carefully. Say to her: "I'll take you back to your parents' house!"

15. We don't have a date on Valentine's Day. We have no one to confess to on April Fool's Day. Qingming Festival is better. There is an object of worship.

16.?Due to long separation, the Cowherd has become good with his Cow, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled.

17. No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. Only boyfriends are accepted as gifts.

18. In fact, I have been waiting by your side, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and say, will there come a day when your tenderness belongs to me, and I will not make you sad anymore. Let your tears flow again!

19. Don’t even ask me out on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I want to play Lianliankan at home for a day. I can eliminate pairs of pairs with just a tap of my fingers.

20. Valentine’s Day means that while others celebrate Valentine’s Day, I celebrate Valentine’s Day. Funny sentences for Chinese Valentine's Day friends circle (3)

1. May all my thoughts turn into a magpie, fly up to the Nine Heavens Palace with the wind tonight, spread my wings over the Milky Way to reflect the bright moon, and overlook the vast sky with penetrating flowers blooming. Thank you, I wish lovers eternal happiness, regardless of the waxing and waning of the moon. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

2. Marry a liar, it’s April Fool’s Day every day! If you don’t get married, you can celebrate whatever holidays you want!

3. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I spent it alone, taking Dove and walking around the streets.

4.? Someone asked me if I am still a person on Chinese Valentine's Day? Damn, will I become a dog!

5.? I don't know what to do but I smile If you give in, the love you can't take back will stay in the place of first love.

6. With a sincere heart, I fall in love with you and will never change my heart. An infatuated heart, unable to see you, is only sad. A loyal heart, thinking about it day and night, and thousands of arrows piercing my heart. Standing on the Magpie Bridge, our hearts are in harmony and we will never be distracted. I wish to stay with you day and night on Chinese Valentine's Day!

7. Valentine's Day is here, walking on the street, being single is king, and being single is the focus.

8. Still single, I told my mother: Don’t worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don’t want to give in. My mother: Yes, the Lord of Hell is waiting for you.

9. A person can live a good life, which is not inconsistent with the expectation of love.

10.? Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and you can be good with whoever you want.

11.? When magpies form a row and their wings are connected, happiness and beauty are before your eyes; when magpies form a group and their wings intersect, they are blessed with good fortune and happiness; when magpies form a bridge and their wings are connected, happiness overflows in your heart.

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

12. Children, do you have a lot of question marks? Why is it Chinese Valentine’s Day but no one wants you?

13. The furthest distance in the world is that Chinese Valentine’s Day is here and we are not together yet.

14. My friend asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day on Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I simply said “skip it.”

15. We have just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl stumbled and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.

16. You can post your Chinese Valentine's Day gift list, just remember not to post it to anyone else. It won't be good for anyone if it gets too serious.

17. In fact, think about it, the days away from you are good, although there are no surprises and heartbeats, but at the same time, there is no need to worry about loss and wrestling.

18. No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will receive gifts.

19. The Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let’s break up!

20. Do you want Find the thing that can replace the sunshine in the dark night. That’s called faith. Funny Qixi Festival Moments Quotes (4)

1. My room is filled with Qixi Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not tall, rich and handsome, I’m just lazy. courier.

2. If you treat Chinese Valentine’s Day as Singles’ Day, you will feel less lonely and less painful.

3. With the Chinese Valentine’s Day coming, couples can express their love through posts. What are some funny feelings on Chinese Valentine’s Day? This article is about Chinese Valentine’s Day. I hope it will be useful to everyone. Helpful!

4. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day: Happy life, everything goes well; happy career, smooth work; happy love, true lovers; happy casino, lucky luck; happy body, beautiful body; happy body , healthy and worry-free; happy mood, happy every day!

5. Today is the Chinese Valentine's Day, the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge.

6. No matter what test I get, I believe that I have a bright future!

7. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day. I wish my friends: I want to fall in love happily, I want to For a sweet marriage, if you want to be attentive, send flowers, if you want to seize the opportunity to write a love letter, if you want to make a fortune, start a business, if you want to be happy, read my message: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

Listen, July and a half is about telling a lot of human words to ghosts.

9. You agreed to be single together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.

10. There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart, and the other end is held in your hand.

11. We always dream about the future, but we can’t even get up early in winter.

12. Embellish wonderful times with romance and wrap a wonderful life with sweetness , watch the sweet love with happiness, and express the vow of true love with sincerity: My dear, I will love you forever and never be separated!

13. Today, on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will meet the other person’s parents. So nervous. After all, it was me who beat his son first.

14. Kiss you, and happiness will enter the door of my heart; kiss you, and happiness will accompany you deeply; kiss you, and the sweetness will never be separated; kiss you, and love will last as long as the stars. Kiss Valentine's Day is here, I will kiss you to the end and love to the end.

15.?We held hands in the beginning, and now we have become dogs!

16.?It is not easy to turn friendship into love, and it is even harder to turn love into friendship. .

17.?You are my deepest and most repressed secret

18.?Girls should be more sensible. It would be too childish for a boyfriend to break up without preparing a Valentine’s Day gift. , be more generous, he didn’t prepare it for you, you can prepare it for him. For example, this is a bit of a green hat.

19. Tell you a joke. Sooner or later, I will disappear one day]

20. Together with the Magpie Bridge, I wish you great happiness! 2021 Chinese Valentine's Day Moments Sentences

Selection of Valentine’s Day greetings and greetings for the 20xx Chinese Valentine’s Day circle of friends

1. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again in a blink of an eye. It’s silly to send flowers and plants, it’s tacky to drink and eat, it’s boring to sing and dance, and it’s bold to Give me a hug, put me down on the spot if you are passionate, send me a text message to say hello if you are timid!

2. Love birds fall on the treetops, lovers hug gently, murmur their feelings, soft and sweet, the moon is hazy, lovers meet on the magpie bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, I am willing to love you for a hundred years, Happiness forever.

3. The splendid Milky Way bears witness that I will love you forever in this life; the small magpie bridge bears witness that the soles of my feet step on the bumps; the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl bear witness that we will never be separated in life after life. Chinese Valentine's Day is here, happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

4. Before love moves, emotion comes first; before thought moves, thoughts come first. Love beckons in the dreamy and dazzling paradise of happiness, and longing wanders in the dazzling ocean of happiness! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day in advance!

5. Chinese Valentine's Day Chinese Valentine's Day: endless laughter, endless happiness, endless sweetness, endless affection, endless romance, endless joy, endless beauty, endless blessings, I wish my dear friends a happy and prosperous life The fire never goes out!

6. Shang Xie, I want to know you, my life will never fade, the mountains will have no edges, the rivers will run out, the winter thunder will tremble, the summer will rain and snow, the heaven and the earth will be harmonious, so I dare to be with you! May all lovers in the world get married eventually! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

7. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day, magpies build bridges, Cowherd and Weaver Girl connect with each other in the sky. On such a romantic day, I really have a purpose in sending you this text message. Still don’t understand? Hurry up and reply to the text message to go on a date with me!

8. May you receive seven gifts on Chinese Valentine's Day, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace, and a true love. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

9. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, can you give me a gift? Please put your right hand on your face and caress your face for me; put your left hand on your heart and let me hear your heartbeat. Happy Valentine's Day!

10. The Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, and I send you a love tree. May you irrigate it with sweetness and fertilize it with happiness. Let the branches of happiness be filled with joy, happiness, beauty, auspiciousness and joy, and good luck. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day in advance.

11. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet each other on Chinese Valentine's Day, and the magpie bridge creates a romantic companionship. It's like you and I are emotionally connected, and we are as tender as water facing each other. I will have no regrets in this life, and my love will double with my heart and soul. Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day, I love you invincibly.

12. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, we fall in love with the Magpie Bridge, especially when the Milky Way is in its best time; the legend is poignant and makes people sigh, and the vastness of true love makes people cry; this is the time to save myself, and I am lucky to meet you in my life; the road ahead is not easy, I only wish you and I would cherish you more.

13. A Milky Way runs from north to south, and stars on both sides shine east and west. I'm looking across the river here, who's facing me over there? On Chinese Valentine's Day, I sat and watched Altair, begging the Weaver Girl for marriage. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl crossing the Magpie Bridge are just like you and I rejoicing to meet each other.

14. Write the deep love on the Chinese Valentine's Day in early autumn, let the clouds float with the affection of longing, let the wind convey the eternal thoughts, let the moon shine on the ripples of concern, let the magpies carry the Come with sincere blessings. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

15. The Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, but it’s a pity that you are single; I wish you to find her as soon as possible; I don’t ask for beauty, but I ask for kindness; life needs to be created, love needs to be grasped; I sincerely wish you happiness and happiness Arrived! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

16. The seven-mile incense is the thought I picked. The splendor of the sunset decorates your beauty. It is my lifelong wish. Love crushes the coat of time. You are the only one I want to hold hands with no matter how hard it is.

17. Chinese Valentine's Day is here. I wish you great fortune and great luck, drink good wine, taste delicious food, view beautiful scenery, meet close friends, and find beautiful women. To sum up, in the days to come, you will be like a fish in water, and everything will go smoothly for you. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

18. When the weather is sunny, pack your mood and remember to smile; when it rains, pack your mood and enjoy the leisurely time; when you are lonely, recall the past and keep in touch; if you miss me, act immediately. Send me a text back! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

19. There is a clear sky above the clouds, sunshine after the wind and rain, love behind the care, and reunion after separation. Please cherish all the touches, remember all the sincere emotions, and happiness will come to you. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

20. Once upon a time, we walked under the bright moon of Qin Dynasty, with endless love; we also lingered in the style of Tang Dynasty and Song Dynasty, holding hands; we smiled sweetly for you, played the zheng rhyme lightly for you, and for you there is nothing in this life. regret. Chinese Valentine's Day, I love you for a thousand years! What are the funny things to post on Chinese Valentine's Day in 2021? What are the funny jokes to post to Moments on Chinese Valentine's Day 2021?

1. There have been violent storms, thunder and lightning in the past few days. Citizens, don't panic, because when entering the Chinese Valentine's Day state, too many men swear. , so constant lightning strikes are purely normal.

2. How to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day? Should the hen live with a male or a female? Do you have a choice? No choice! Forget it, let's go sell condoms in front of the hotel.

3. I can’t spend Chinese Valentine’s Day with my girlfriend due to work reasons, and it’s too troublesome to think of gifts, so I plan to directly call 1314 on her Alipay and divide it into four transactions: 1. 3, 1, 4.

4. The Cowherd handed the Weaver Girl a cup of fragrant drink, and the Weaver Girl took a sip: it was a little bitter, but also a little sweet, fragrant and rich. What's this? The Cowherd smiled: This is the taste of longing. What you drink is the ashes on the magpie bridge, which is made of my endless longing for you. I named him Magpie Bridge Kahui.

5. A second-rate colleague asked for leave for the Chinese Valentine's Day. It was decided that on August 2nd, the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, we would sell glutinous rice balls in the morning, roses at noon, movie tickets in the afternoon, condoms at night, and contraceptive pills the next morning. Think about this idiot colleague who is excited and wants to make a lot of money, and then he pokes holes in the condoms with needles, and then next year he quits his job and sells milk powder

6. Chinese Valentine’s Day suggests that you don’t post gifts, but you can post them Show off your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe they have the same style, or maybe even a popular style, it’s exciting!

7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, when I was at work in the morning, a courier suddenly came in to deliver flowers. The recipient was one of our male colleagues! We all speculated whether he was gay or if a girl was really chasing after him. I was confused for a while while holding the flowers, then suddenly I patted my head and said: Damn, the recipient and sender were filled in incorrectly!

8. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, but ugly people Try your best to show your affection.

9. I went to the park with my wife on Chinese Valentine’s Day. When I saw the familiar phrase "Never Separate" carved with a knife on the old banyan tree in the park, I turned to my wife: Wife, do you still remember this? Wife: Remember, you carved it back then. I can't suppress the sweetness in my heart: after so many years, we really haven't separated. The wife lowered her head: Yes, I knew at that time that you even carried a knife when going out on a date. Who the hell would dare to break up with you?

10. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, and friends around me always ask: Are Chinese Valentine’s Day alone? So I can only answer: No! . It’s so funny, how can I be alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day? It’s obviously a festival!

11. The second-rate wife said: We are sixteen generations apart. I asked in surprise: Why? My wife complained sadly: You have been blessed for eight lifetimes to marry me! It took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to marry you!

12. On the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was very haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It will be tiring to build the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: The bridge was not so haggard in the past years? The magpie said: Hey, the bridge shook!

13. On Chinese Valentine's Day, they watched the movie and sat at KFC. He watched her swallow an egg tart in two mouthfuls. After Kuba finished eating a chicken roll, he said, "Can I buy you a cone?" She said: No, I want to eat grilled wings. He said: Eat a cone, something cold.

She said: Grilled wings! They all told me to grill the wings! So he walked to the ordering table and asked: Waiter, can you put the ring into the grilled wings?

14. If you search on the Internet for how to confess your feelings to a girl, the search results are more than 600,000, and among these 600,000, there will always be one that suits you. Okay, let’s stop here and search for more than 3 million items that reject boys’ confessions. In other words, once you confess your love, there are 5 ways to deal with you.

15. The ultimate guide to things that harm couples during Chinese Valentine's Day: 1. Make a phone call to book all the hotel's queen rooms. 2. Go to the street and slap someone else’s boyfriend. 2. Go to the theater and buy out all the single-number seats. 3. Take a small needle to the supermarket and prick all the TT. 4. When you go to the street to sell flowers, when you see a couple, you say: Buy a bouquet of flowers for your mother! 5. When you eat, you don’t pay the bill. When you leave, you point at other people’s boyfriends and say: My ex-husband married. 6. Go to QQ friend impressions, the man writes: ex-husband. The woman wrote: The child’s mother.