I heard a sad joke.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad. ?

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30!

I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.

1. Subject: When ...?

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers. ?

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it? ?

2. Title: Among them?

Children write: My left foot is hurt. ?

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ?

3. Title: After another one?

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another. ?

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? ?

4. Title: Sad?

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad. ?

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ?

5. Title: Again ... Again ...?

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. ?

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond? ?

6. Title: What do you think?

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Haven't you seen it?

7. Title: Prosperity?

Children write: bustling confession. ?

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! ?

8. Title: Delicious?

Children write: delicious fart. ?

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Naive?

The child wrote: It's really hot today. ?

Teacher's comment: You are so naive. ?

10. Title: Sure enough?

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water. ?

Teacher's comment: Is it a word?

1 1. theme: ... first, then ... example: eat first, then take a bath. ?

Children write: goodbye, sir! ?

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. ?

12. Title: Besides that?

The child wrote: A train passed by, except, except, except, what happened?

Teacher's comment: even if I die?

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