Who can give me some funny jokes?

If you offend your boss, all you lose is a job; if you offend a customer, all you lose is an order; yes, there is only one person in the world you can offend: you show her face, You complain at her, you contradict her loudly, or even throw a bowl in front of her, but she will not hold a grudge against you. The reason is simple, because she is your mother.

Wukong and Tang Seng appeared on a certain satellite TV show "If You Are the One" together. Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reasons: 1. No house, no car, only a broken stick. 2. The occupation of a bodyguard is dangerous. 3. He beats goblins at every turn and is not gentle to girls. 4. He has been in prison and was forced to live under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Tang Monk came on stage, wow! The lights were all on. Reasons: 1. Civil servant; 2. The emperor’s brother, the toughest in the background; 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages; 4. Handsome; 5. The most important point: I have a BMW!

1. The king of ambiguity: Scorpio; 2. Indecisive: Virgo; 3. Chaos: Gemini; 4. Reverse thinking: Aquarius; 5. True love is guiltless: Pisces; 6. Learn from history: Capricorn; 7 .Weighing the pros and cons: Taurus; 8. Would rather lack than waste: Libra; 9. Social ethics: Cancer; 10. Cherish time like gold: Aries; 11. Have no time to care: Sagittarius; 12. Clear goals: Leo. Is this true of you?