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What did Han Fuju do? Why is Han Fuju's life a joke?

Speaking of Han Fuju, a warlord in China during the Republic of China, once served as the chairman of Shandong Province. He presided over military and political affairs for eight years. Although he clashed with Chiang Kai-shek to save his strength and was shot, it is undeniable that Han Fuju was an important figure in the Republic of China. As for the chairman of Korea University, many of his jokes are circulated among the people.

Han Fuju has a certain culture, and he likes novels such as Gong Peng case, Jianshe case and Elvis Presley all his life, so he pretends to be the protagonist of these novels and often criticizes bandits and special cases in the provincial general office.

The square in front of the office is sometimes crowded with criminals of all kinds of cases, but he hears cases very quickly and never asks the prisoners' confessions in detail. He only listens to his subordinates and will try at once. The way he treats bandits is the most special. As long as he looks at people, he will show who is standing in the east and who is standing in the west, and stand in a row respectively. Then he announced that the East platoon was shot and the West platoon was not guilty, so the case was closed.

On one occasion, the provincial Senate Sha Yue was sent to deliver letters. Curious about the chairman's inquisition, I accidentally stood in a row in the east to watch the fun.

When counting the prisoners, I found one more, so Han Fuju asked the man what he did. Shayue replied that it was a messenger. Hearing this, Han thought it was a bandit's messenger, so he ordered that the messenger was not a good thing either. Let's film him together. When this mistake was discovered, the man had been shot with other criminals.

In the Republic of China 141February, Han Fuju led his troops to attack the Feng troops stationed in Tianjin. He is whimsical and wants to learn from Tian Dan's big swing in the Warring States Period, so as to defeat Feng Junjun. So he sent people to look for cows everywhere, but he couldn't find enough cows. Hanling had a brainwave and found more than 300 sheep.

He ordered the soldiers to tie a knife to the sheep's head, tie hemp to the sheep's tail and put colored stripes on the sheep's body. He drove the sheep to the front in the dark, lit the sheep's tail with fire, and drove the sheep to the front and scurried away. At that time, the monk Zhang Er was confused and fired a flare, but he saw Han Fuju's attempt clearly, so he used a machine gun to shoot, caught the sheep scurrying in front of the queue and made a snack that we should have. The joke of "Fire Sheep Array" spread like wildfire, and so did it.

When Han Fuju was in Shandong, one day, a student from Jinan Zhengyi Middle School accidentally entered the province. Seeing that magnificent building, he felt a little fresh and couldn't help looking around. Unfortunately, it was met by Han Fuju. Han saw that he was suspicious and indiscriminate, and it was two slaps.

Students were beaten for no reason and didn't know Han Fuju, so they asked, I didn't break the law. Why did you hit me? Say and Han Fuju speechless, say, I Han Fuju. I hit you wrong. You slapped me twice. It's good to repay you!

The student said: How can you beat President Han? Sorry, Han Fuju said, I'll give you 20 yuan, so don't call. The student said, I don't sell taxis. I don't want your money. At loggerheads, Han Fuju's men came to the rescue and ended up in 20 yuan.

Han Fuju, in order to show that his administration is clean, often goes to local places for inspection in the name of inspection, and often rewards subordinate officials with his first impression and personal likes and dislikes, so he often makes jokes.

On one occasion, Han Fuju arrived in a county without prior notice, and it was already evening. So he found a hotel to stay, got up before dawn the next day, washed and had breakfast, and came to the county government with several guards. At this point, the yamen was empty, and his heart was not angry. He quickly ordered the guard to call the door.

Because it's still early, the porter hasn't got up yet, and when he hears someone calling, he reluctantly scolds: "Which son of a bitch called so early!" "The guard shouted," Han Dashuai is coming! " The porter panicked and rushed out to open the door.

Han Fuju saw that the porter was a heavy smoker, three points like a man and seven points like a ghost. He couldn't help but gain two more points in his heart, stared his one eye and walked in. In the hall, Han Fuju saw a dilapidated scene in the yamen, with dust on the table and cobwebs hanging in the corner. He added two more points to his mind and scolded severely: this is not like a county government, it is simply a ruined temple.

Who knows, just as Han Fuju sat down, a man in his thirties, dressed in a neat Chinese tunic suit, bowed respectfully to him and said, Good morning, Marshal. Han Fuju saw his one eye and asked, are you the county magistrate here? The man replied: no, Beizhi is the head of the first section. Han Fuju asked again: What about your county magistrate? Do you usually go to work so late? The fire in Han Fuju's heart has already been suppressed.

Just then, the county magistrate came. He stepped forward and slapped him twice, then said angrily, from today on, you are the section chief. He pointed to the section chief and said, you are the county magistrate. Then he left angrily.

Afterwards, I learned that the section chief who arrived early gambled all night because of gambling last night. At dawn, he was too lazy to go home again and went directly to the county government. I didn't expect that I was unlucky at the gambling table, but I was lucky in officialdom. Lost money overnight and got a county magistrate.

Han Fuju, a subordinate of Feng Yuxiang, was one of Feng Yuxiang's thirteen Taibao, and later took refuge in Chiang Kai-shek. During the Central Plains War, Han Fuju entered Shanhaiguan and was executed to 1938. During his stay in Shandong, Han Fuju set up education, attached importance to water conservancy and supported industrial and commercial development. Generally speaking, Shandong is well built. He also calls himself Han Qingtian and often "redress grievances for the people". But because I am not a professional, I have created many unjust, false and wrong cases. But on the whole, I am not bad for Shandong people, at least better than Zhang Zongchang before.

But he not only did these things in Shandong, but also established his own army, impounded the central finance and prevented the central government from interfering in Shandong affairs. It can be said that he became the de facto emperor of Shandong. In fact, such warlords rarely become traitors. And Shandong, which I built myself, will not give up easily.

During the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression period, when the Japanese army entered Shandong, Han Fuju did not surrender directly. Before the Japanese approached Han Fuju and asked him to join the five provinces' autonomy, Han Fuju flatly refused. This proves that this guy doesn't really want to be a traitor.

After the July 7th Incident, the full-scale Anti-Japanese War broke out, and Han Fuju personally commanded the front line, and successively carried out night raids at Sangyuan Station, a bloody battle in Texas, sticking to Linyi, Jiyang Encounter, Tuhai River Campaign, Jinan Campaign and Dawenkou. But this time, Han Fuju found that he really defeated the Japanese, and the strength was very different.

What's more, Chiang Kai-shek didn't give him anything he promised at that time, which made him even more dissatisfied. It is said that he secretly found the Japanese again. But then he began to quit the Yellow River and didn't stick to it. Later, Li Zongren told him to keep Tai 'an, but he left without keeping it, which led to his later execution.