A joke that turns God upside down.

The story is not over yet, and there is always the possibility of reversal. Here I bring you a joke about the reversal of God, I hope you will like it.

A joke about God's reversal:

0 1, the university final exam, everyone encourages Xueba to pass the answer. Out of the examination room, everyone asked Xueba one after another: Why is one missing, and the last question won't?

Xueba calmly replied: The first question won't?

02. A friend bought an outdoor watch with good quality. I didn't break when I fell off the cliff, or someone died.

03, girls send lunch to boys every day, two months later? The boy said shyly to the girl:? Lunch is delicious. I ...?

Before she finished, the girl said, Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time! ?

04. Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: Third brother, you go and kill him. ?

Zhang Fei galloped with his spear aimed at Lu Bu. Hey, do you know why my brother called me here?

Lu bu looked at him. Come and kill me? Zhang Fei laughed. No, no, my brother asked me to get your ...?

Taking his word, Lu Bu turned and cursed. Damn it! Feifei, so many people call me Bubu, don't call me Bubu. ?

05. I have to work overtime at night, so I can't come back, leaving my sister-in-law and me at home. It thundered that night, and I was going to sleep. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept in the bed. In order to comfort her, I held her in my arms and we slept together until dawn.

My brother came back and the door was open. My brother watched me sleep with my sister-in-law. So he smiled and said:? Or sister is sensible. ?

06、 ? Take this 200 thousand to pay tuition. ? Hearing the president's refusal, she blushed. Ah, no! Although my family is poor, I can't take your money! ?

? Never mind, wait until I lend it to you, and then pay me back when you have money. ? Huh? But I have no money. Then sell yourself, huh? The president provoked an evil smile on her chin.

She couldn't help being intoxicated and nodded shyly. Then the president sent her to the northeast to sell ginseng.

07. There is a very powerful man in the Jianghu. The master can solidify all his skills. One day, he found his enemy and thought! Oh! I will hurt the person he loves most! So he petrified his enemy's wife! The enemy stared at him and said, dare to turn your wife into a fossil! He paused: the lonely birds sang their sadness! ?

I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hands.

09. On National Day, I took my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou. I asked my son, Do you like it here? I like it, he said happily. So I sold him to the local traffickers.

10, I watched her in the park for a long time. She sat there quietly drinking beer, her eyes red, as if she had something on her mind. In an instant, all kinds of questions about this mysterious beauty flashed in my mind.

Humorous jokes about the two-child policy

1, the second child policy has been introduced, and no one has been found to give birth to the first child. Stuck in your heart?

2. When I have a second child, you say no; When I can't, you say yes.

3. After fully releasing the second child? A student made a mistake at school, and the teacher asked him to call his parents. The student said that his parents were not at home, so can my uncle? The teacher said yes. The next day, my little brother, who just turned one year old, ran to school with him on his back.

4. Four priests and tutors of Tang were having dinner when suddenly? Boom! ? A loud noise startled everyone. Tang priest looked up and pointed to the gravel under the road and said. Wukong, your mother gave birth to a second child. ?

Although the full liberalization of the second child policy has little to do with me? But what I want to say is that no matter how difficult it is to raise children, you have to have two. Because when I die of old age, I'm afraid a child can't make up his mind? If it's two people, it's different? They can discuss it. Why don't you unplug the oxygen pipe? B: OK.

6. The second child policy has been fully liberalized.

Struggle after 50 s and 60 s: whether to have one more son or one more grandson;

Struggle after 70: whether you are born or not, can you be born;

Struggle after 80: If mother-in-law and wife do confinement at the same time, who will take care of it?

After 90 s and 00 s, I am entangled: Will Xiao P be called brother or uncle in the future?

7. "Is the son a second child?" "Yes" "What's your name? I know, but what's your name? 」「? Ertai "

9.50, weak after 60: it's too late to let go of the second child. It's time to let go of the second room.

10. Lao Wang: Actually, after releasing the second child, we are the most entangled after 60, ready to retire and have grandchildren! Suddenly I'm going to postpone retirement! Suddenly you can have a second child! Is it a grandson? Still holding your son?

Xiaoming's humorous jokes about coming out.

0 1、

In math class,

Teacher's question: There are eleven students in our class. Now the teacher has brought ten apples. How can we distribute them equally among the students?

Xiaoming: If you want me to go out, just say so!

02、

Teacher:? Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors! ?

Xiaoming:? It is a genetic factor to look like a father, and an environmental factor to look like a neighbor! ?

Teacher:? Old routine

Xiaoming stood up silently?

03、

The teacher is a little hot in class. The teacher took off his coat during the lecture.

Xiaoming:? Take it off! Uncle has plenty of money! ?

Teacher:? Go away! !

04、

Teacher:? Xiao Ming, do you have an ideal for study?

Xiaoming:? Yes, there is. ?

Teacher:? What?

Xiaoming:? Drive a BMW and get a minimum living allowance. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

05、

Teacher:? Prove that you are scum in one sentence. ?

Xiaoming:? Look at my grades and you will know how many people are taking the exam.

Teacher:? Get out! ?

06、

Did the teacher say that? Lever principle? Enlighten everyone: Besides iron bars and wooden sticks, what else can be used as a lever?

Xiaoming:? And bachelor! ?

Teacher:? Get out of here ?

07、

Teacher:? Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiaoming:? I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were before he died. ?

The teacher was curious and asked him what he said.

Xiaoming:? This grass is poisonous ...?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

08、

Teacher:? If the headmaster and I fall into the water, who will you save first?

Xiaoming:? It is rare to have this opportunity. Of course, I jumped down and swam in front of you. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

09、

Teacher:? What would you do if a robber tried to stab me?

Xiaoming:? See if he stabbed it. ?

Teacher:? Did you miss it?

Xiaoming:? Take his pulse. ?

Teacher:? Why?

Xiaoming:? The key time is not in the state, and the speed returns. ?

Teacher:? What about the stab wound?

Xiaoming:? Let's show off. ?

Teacher:? What do you mean?

Xiaoming:? I can't stop! ?

Teacher:? Get out! Get out! ! ?

10、

Teacher:? Multi-digit subtraction, when the low-digit number is not enough, borrow from the high-digit number. ?

Xiaoming:? What if you don't borrow high digits?