An interesting joke about confession

1 and 16 years old, she confessed to him, but he refused and went their separate ways after graduation. They experienced different loves. 26 years old, in the crowd, he proposed to her, and she asked him why you didn't agree. He said, I want to be your destination, not your first love. Now we know what love is. He said, "Son, come and call uncle."

2. I humbly asked the goddess, "If there were only me and a dog in the world, who would you choose?"

The goddess hesitated: "I choose you."

I shamelessly replied, "Well, I like you, too."

The goddess was angered: "Then I choose the dog!" "

I cleared my throat and uttered three words that were quite fatal to her: "Woof!" " "

When Bai, who likes her boss, confessed to her, she said that she would marry me when I became the CEO of the company. After my unremitting efforts, I finally achieved this position. When she thought I would marry her, I thought she valued power too much, so she chose to give up. As a result, I lost my job. It turned out that her father was the chairman of the company, and he was extremely angry. ...

In the casino, a lady didn't know which number to bet in front of the roulette machine. She had no choice but to ask a handsome boy next to her. The man suggested, "You should choose according to your age."

The lady bit her lip for a moment and put 1000 yuan on "24". The ball on the table began to roll and finally stopped at "32". The lady fainted with a scream when she saw it.