Funny personality signature 49 sentences, funny or not, you have the final say.

1, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

She is mine, so don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

I vomited for a long time just because I saw you one more time in the crowd.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

8. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

9. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1. There may be a few women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.

12, our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

13. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

14, remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

15. Houses and villas are just nothingness, and graves are forever homes.

16, I am such a man who is hurt by love, but I only blame my love for being too stupid and too deep.

17, I also want to be an elegant lady. It's life that makes me a bitch.

18, son, don't blame * * * for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looks like your father.

19, I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

20. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who can't cry is a monster.

2 1, I only wish that in the next life, you are a tree, I am a vine wrapped around you, and the vine is wrapped around the tree.

I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

23. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

24. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

25, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and it doesn't grow up. Who do you blame?

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

27. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

28. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat record function of smart phones.

29. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

30, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

3 1, I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

32. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death.

33. Your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

34. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

36. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

37. Don't always watch aV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because the boy ate the girl's boobs.

39. Keep holding each other's hands, you won't leave, and I won't give up until the end of my life.

40. Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump boys in your city.

4 1, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

42. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

43. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, then I will give my heart to you and leave.

44. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

45. There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

46. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.

47. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

49. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.