Are there any jokes about Xiaoming singing in class?

Well, my friend, you sing very well, and you can't pronounce a single note. This is also a state. -A mother had dinner with her 5-year-old son. While she was eating, her son shouted to pee. As a result, her mother felt very embarrassed. When she came home, she said to her son, "Son, if you pee again in the future, just sing, okay?" In the evening, my mother was playing mahjong with friends at home. My son suddenly wanted to pee and said to his mother, "I want to sing." Mother said, "Go ahead, son." After I came back, my mother's friends praised the children for being sensible. As a result, the child was very happy after listening. In the evening, my friend slept with my grandmother and wanted to pee until midnight, so he said to her, "Grandma, I want to sing." Grandma said, "What songs do children sing in the middle of the night? Sleep! " "So the child lay down for a while, but when he couldn't help it, he said to his grandmother," Grandma, I can't help it. I want to sing. Grandma had no choice but to say, "well, you can lie in grandma's ear and sing to her." ".................-northerners sometimes call it convenient to go to the toilet, while southerners call it" singing ". One day, a lady took a taxi. On the way, the lady discussed with the host. " Master, I want to "sing". When the master heard this, he stopped at the roadside and said, "Let's go". Soon the lady came back, and the host said; "Wait a minute, I'll sing, too." Master just came here a long time ago. The lady was a little impatient and said to the master. "I will be back after singing children's songs for a while. What took you so long? " Master quickly argued that; "Oh, you ladies start singing. Can't we men take out the microphone now? " . There was a patient lying in bed singing. He began to sing with his face upturned, and after a while he sang with his face upturned. The dean was puzzled and asked why. He replied: silly, it was side A just now, and now it is side B!