Interesting rhyming and hurtful sentences, online humor, and interesting one-liners (selected 82 sentences)

1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

Every time I fall in love, I will keep a turtle and give it the same name as him.

I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

5, being a man is actually very simple, people's hearts change, you are more real, you leave me and turn around!

6. Everyone needs a person who goes out to play as an excuse, so that parents can rest assured.

7. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

8. Thank those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

9. What is mine is mine, either my battle or mine.

10, after you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move in next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

1 1, will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

12, when the class teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing for show, and it can't stop!

13. Later, my face value was high, and no one looked down on it. I was single until now.

14, the ending, what you think differently is called life, and what you think the same is called fairy tale.

15, I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first day of junior high school.

16, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

17, pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

18, why did you scold me for playing the game badly? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

19, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I never feel wrong.

20. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

2 1, what is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

22. Although the school is poor, I am never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.

23. Next semester, I hope the teacher will make my homework unknown, and my homework will not know me.

24, please care about the food around you, you may die if you don't pay attention.

25. I understand everything, but I can't help looking back when I hear others calling for beauty.

26. The world is noisy, and I am not good at communication, so I just want to live in your heart and listen to your heartbeat.

27. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

28, my brother's bed is not big, I am afraid to sleep alone.

29. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for my childhood loss.

30. You have other little princesses, and I am the second best.

3 1, nice to meet you and have time to sleep together.

32. I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

33. The life of scum is like this: if you do well in the exam, you will be suspected, and if you do badly in the exam, you will be scolded.

34. If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

36. If I am not mistaken, everyone who sees this circle of friends is squinting!

37. Stupidity is contagious. Don't come near me, I'm witty.

38. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

39. Ma Ma said that she would treat me as I did during the rebellious period.

40. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

4 1, some people say that finding someone you like just likes you and is happier than winning 10 million * *. I'm different. I still prefer to win10 million.

42. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

43. The woman who wanted to live as a big brother finally became a big brother.

44. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without condoms!

45. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!

46. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

47. Ask a deskmate today: Would you like it if Ma Yun gave you a billion dollars to eat a lump of shit? The deskmate said: I don't brag, I can bankrupt Ma Yun.

48. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

49. I look too fat, but I am actually swollen by life.

50. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

5 1. Missing is a beautiful acacia song. You can hear it. All the tidbits in the sky are poems of love. Every point is my heart. I hope time will stay. I am willing to take a bath with you and never leave. Love you day and night!

52. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and it shrank.

53. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

Promise me that your mouth will only be used for eating.

55. I won't quarrel with you. I'm too lazy to get angry. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you * * *.

56. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

57. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make friends.

58. I can't help playing a game before going to bed. If I lose, I can't sleep. If I win, I'm too excited to sleep. Forget it. Let's try again.

59. Stay with me. At least I love you more than ten kilograms.

60. When our summer homework teachers have all collected it, there will be many cars in the school that collect waste products.

6 1, when I like you, you feel cute when you eat shit, but when I don't like you, everything you do feels like you are eating shit.

62. I asked a sister paper today: Why did you bring a rabbit when you were in the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Sister Paper God replied: Is it too direct to bring only radishes?

63. In the future, you go alone and I'll take the bus.

If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

65, you see the official, I just want to ask weakly: Is overeating a superpower?

66. Look at your wonderful bones. Being with me is good material.

67. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

68. The most terrible trust in school is that one scum tells another a topic, and one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

69. It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

70. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

7 1, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

72. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

73. Stretched in class and accidentally bumped into the flat-chested class teacher. This is not the most embarrassing. The most embarrassing thing is that her bra is flat and does not rebound.

74. I met a woman today, took a look at her and got slapped twice. I am a quality person, so I ignored her and went straight out of the women's locker room and went home.

75. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of the next life!

76. I only need three steps to do a math problem now: look at the problem, write the solution, and start crying.

77. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!

78. I got drunk in the bar. I picked up the phone and opened the phone book. Looking at these strange names, I don't know who to call. I suddenly felt that I was a failure and couldn't help crying all night. The next morning, I found that the mobile phone was not my own.

79. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

80. People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a yellow diamond aristocrat.

8 1, I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

82. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live or die.