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Where is the sketch of the flowerpot?
Sketch Name: Flower Pot
Screenwriters: Huang Hong, Zhang Zhenbin, Wang Chengyou and Shang Jing.
Director: Shang Jing
Performances: Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin and Zhang Kaili.
Specific route:
Huang Hezhang: selling ~ ~ ~ flowers ~ ~ pots.
Kelly: There are many happy events in this country this year.
Huang: We sold dozens of flowerpot carts.
Kelly: The Olympic bid was successful, and the flowerpots were sold like crazy.
Huang: Football won, flowerpots became popular,
Kelly: After China's entry into WTO, flowerpots are full of gas.
Huang: There will be a meeting in Shanghai. Our flowers are all over the street.
Kelly: Come on, bring me the money for the pot today.
Huang: You can leave it here for a while.
Kelly: Hurry up!
Huang: That's all.
Kelly: That pocket!
Huang: There are still some.
Kelly: What's the matter?
Huang: (taking off his hat) It's gone.
Kelly: What's next?
Huang: (takes off his shoes) It's gone.
Kelly: Is it really gone? (to check)
Huang: It's stricter than the American aircraft factory.
Kelly: Oh, my God, put it on quickly, my toes are showing.
Huang: Right, right, right.
Kelly: Look at the booth here for a while, and I'll buy you a pair of socks.
Huang: OK, buy me a pair of socks ... God, it's so mysterious! (Seeing my wife take money out of her right sock as soon as she gets on the horse) Sixty-five dollars! My wife knows very well that she will check your income every day. From coats to underwear, I can't hide the most confidential places. Family life should be harmonious, and old men must have a small vault, right? It seems that everyone has experience. Break it and hide it in a flowerpot. Five pieces are hidden in this basin for smoking; There is 10 in this basin, which is reserved for drinking; It's in this bucket. I hid 50 yuan just in case I have a hand in the future.
Gong: Er-old comrades.
Huang: Here comes the business!
Gong: How much is a flowerpot?
Huang: Spring Festival special, 50 cents each.
Gong: Oh, it's really cheap. Oh, still rustic.
Huang: It's called convenience service.
Gong: You see, it is beneficial for farmers to do business!
Huang: Yes, this flower is really beautiful.
Gong: Don't move. If you know what this flower is, you can touch it.
Huang: It's just a red rose!
Gong: Do you know him?
Huang: I also know that red roses are for lovers.
Gong: That's right.
Huang: Wild roses are only used for fooling around outside.
Huang Hegong: Ha ha ha ha. ......
Gong: Here are two pots. Gong just found two flower pots next to the stall, which contained money. )
Huang: Wait a minute, big brother. Sorry, these two pots can't be sold.
Gong: Why not buy it?
Huang: To tell the truth, don't laugh at me. I'm afraid of my wife. ......
Kelly: Why are you afraid of me? (Zhang is back)
Huang: It's broken. (turns to Zhang) No, I'm afraid this guy won't pick this pot.
Gong: Ah, I see. I'll take it. He picked up the flowerpot with the money hidden. )
Huang: Young man, why do you need so many pots?
Gong: Well, since there are so many pots, why can't I have this one?
Huang: You want this, at least 5 yuan! (grabs the flowerpot)
Gong: How did the fifty cents you just mentioned become five dollars?
Huang: The price can float freely!
Kelly: What's the matter, old man?
Huang: What are you doing?
Kelly: I'm in charge, young man. Fifty cents!
Gong: Fifty cents.
Huang: How much is fifty cents? !
Kelly: Fifty cents!
Huang: Five dollars!
Kelly: Fifty cents!
Huang: Five dollars! (Huang is holding a flowerpot with 5 yuan hidden in it) Do you think you have covered it?
Kelly: Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
Gong: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, just as a New Year greeting to everyone. Hey, look at New Year's Eve. Don't be unhappy about a few dollars. Forget it. Five dollars is five dollars.
Huang: Hey! (Gong says and gives the money to Zhang, who is embarrassed. )
Gong: This kind of shopping is just a psychological effect.
Huang: It's just a psychological effect!
Gong: Actually, these flowerpots are all the same to me!
Huang: It's all the same!
Gong: Take any one. (Gong picks up another flowerpot, which contains 10 yuan, ready to go)
Huang: Hey! Wait a minute! ! ! Brother, this pot 10 yuan.
Gong: What do you mean? !
Kelly: What's the matter, old man? ! ! You are too dark!
Huang: What is black? You don't know what happened here. Brother, this basin is really 10 yuan, this basin is 5 yuan. These two basins are different. You want this. Very cheap. (She hands Gong the flowerpot with 5 yuan's money hidden. )
Gong: No! Cheap goods are not good, good goods are not cheap! 10 is 10! Now you take it. (Take out 10 yuan and find 5 yuan)
Huang: Hey, big brother, I'm sorry.
Gong: Hey, forget it. ......
Huang: You can give me another 50 cents ... (Gong and Zhang are both in Zheng)
Gong: profiteers, out-and-out profiteers!
Kelly: Take this basin, big brother!
Gong: No! You must be his partner! Do what? From 50 cents to 5 dollars, from 5 dollars to 10 dollars, you have to go up. What did you buy?
Huang: Flower pot.
Gong: Is it gold?
Huang: That's not true.
Gong: Is it silver?
Kelly: No.
Gong: Can your flowerpot grow money?
Huang: that's true ... no, no, no. ......
Gong: His flowerpot can grow money! ! Huang: Stop yelling, big brother. Kelly: He's scared. Huang: I'm afraid. Gong: I don't care! Let it grow for me now, or I will take you to the Administration for Industry and Commerce and revoke your business license! (takes away their car keys)
Huang: Dude, don't ... Kelly: (to Huang) Stop, are you scared? I don't see how you can give money to people! ! ! Huang: Hey, big brother, aren't you cruel to people? You said there must be all kinds of crops. I have no money in my pocket. Gong: I know! 5 yuan, this is the seed for you. How long will it take you to plant it? Come on? Huang: (with a helpless face, crustily skin of head) So, if I plant it, you will let me go?
Gong: Come with me if you can't plant!
Huang: Let me try.
Gong: Nonsense, how can it grow money?
Huang: (planting 5 yuan) Dig a hole and bury some soil. One, two, three, four, five. Plant 5 yuan and double it. It's actually simple. (Then he takes out two fives from the basin, and Gong and Zhang are almost on the ground. )
Huang: This is your seed. (Return 5 yuan's money to Gong) This is our harvest. (Pass the other 5 pieces to Zhang)
Gong: Freeze! Go and check the flowerpot to see if there is really money in it.
Say to Huang: Grandpa, how did you get out?
Huang whispered to Zhang, let's go!
Gong: Stop! Ha ha, ha ha! You have money in your pocket! !
Huang: No, she just flipped through it.
Kelly: Yes, I proved it.
Gong: Wait, give me back the 10 yuan just now! (Huang Chenggong turns around and immediately changes the flowerpot to 10 yuan. )
Gong: You give me 10 again!
Huang: Yes, Big Brother! Isn't it difficult for you? You said plant it and let me go. ......
Gong: Oh, I'll let you go if you plant this 10 yuan! I don't believe it, you bastard! !
Huang: Let me try. Attention: (species 10 yuan) Dig a pit and bury some soil. Count one, two, three, four and five. I planted 10 yuan and doubled it. What a shame. (Then he takes out two 10 dollars from the basin. )
Gong: (surprised) Ahem-Ahem-
Huang: Hey, what? This is your seed. This is our harvest.
Gong: (takes 10 yuan) Grandpa.
Huang: Why? Did you see money calling uncle?
Gong: Oh, no, you are!
Huang: Young man, how can you arrest him if you don't do this in the future?
Gong: Yes!
Huang: With the development of society and the progress of science, no one can keep what grows in the soil. Life is cloned, crops are genetically modified, and cash grows in the soil. Our peasant brothers have been asking for money from the land for years, and their dreams have come true for so many years! ! !
Kelly: No, there must be a ghost here! (Talking about secretly checking the inside of the bucket)
Gong: But I don't understand, Grandpa. It's incredible. Is it a chemical or physical reaction?
Huang: It ......
Kelly: Human reaction! (He has taken out 50 yuan, who is hiding in the bucket. )
Huang: Don't worry about the reaction. Aren't you convinced after I planted it?
Gong: I take it!
Huang: You are persuaded. Sit down.
Gong: Grandpa, can you give me a bigger one? !
Huang: What do you mean, you can? As long as it has a face value, it can be planted. I'm not bragging to you. You just took out 5 yuan, 10 yuan. You have to take out 50 bucks and I'll plant it!
Gong: Really?
Huang: Take it!
Gong: Then you plant fifty trees for me. ......
Huang: No problem!
Gong: dollars!
Huang: Beauty ... (falls to the ground)
Kelly: Ha ha ha ha. ......
Huang: I thought there was nothing to find. I paid him back. Young man, um, are you from the people?
Gong: Of course I am the people.
Huang: You see how human you are in all aspects. It is the people. Let's plant RMB. It's more intimate.
Kelly: Customers can plant whatever they want!
Huang: What are you afraid of? ! If you plant something foreign on your own land, something may grow.
Gong: It would be better to gain pounds!
Huang: Won't the yen fall?
Kelly: Never mind that everything is money.
Gong: Yes! Please let me have a try first.
Kelly: Try it!
Gong: Have a taste?
Huang: I'll try this sentence if you two have it. As the saying goes, how bold people are, how productive the land is.
Kelly: You can plant as many tickets as you want!
Huang: Did you see it? This is almost learned. Be careful: (Plant $50) Dig a hole and bury some soil. One, two, three, four, five. Your own soil, your own land, whatever you plant is long RMB ... (Gong is full of impulses, so ... Huang looks at Gong and only "laughs")
Kelly: How long?
Huang: Don't worry: my own land, my own land, I just can't touch RMB! (Digging the bucket assiduously)
Kelly: Has it grown?
Huang: What are you bragging about? She has a bad temper!
Gong: pulling out the seedlings will not help! Let me water you.
Huang: Wait a minute! That's even more elusive! Owning land, owning land ......
Kelly: (Holding 50 yuan RMB in her hand) Everything grows out of RMB, and it comes out by itself!
Gong: Alas? !
Huang: Did you see it? Young man, this shows that the RMB is still strong. The Asian economy has not been depressed because of this!
Gong: But there is one thing I don't understand.
Huang: You say it!
Gong: How did you give her the money you planted?
Huang: Do you want to know? Give me the car keys. Young man, you just got married, and you don't feel deeply. After a few years of marriage, I learned to hide money from my wife.
Gong: I'm hiding! !
Huang: It's hidden! ! !
Huang Hegong: Hahahaha ... (Huang looks back at his wife, and then Zhang's expression is funny and angry)
Huang: Honey, don't be angry. I avoided you for fun!
Kelly: It's my fault, too, old man. Maybe I keep my money too tight.
Huang: It's tighter.
Kelly: But isn't that all for your health?
Huang: I know.
Kelly: Tell me, isn't it better than smoking and drinking if you eat more nutrients or something? Here you are, dear.
Huang: (taking the honey, elated) Did you see it, young man? In this life, people eat begging in their stomachs and wear clothes; It's flowers for your lover. What really cares about you is your wife!
Gong: Ouch! So romantic, so cute! ! Come on, this bunch of red roses is a New Year present for you!
Huang: Wait a minute, I'll give you a pot and you give me one. The Spring Festival is equivalent to buying a hairpin for my wife! Come on, my wife, I'll bring it for you. (Bring a red rose to Zhang's head)
Huang: Goodbye!
Gong: Thank you!
Huang: Good people are rewarded!
Kelly: A good man should have a good home!
Gong: Life must be sweeter than honey!
Huang: Don't hide money from your wife! Wait a minute, wife, wait a minute, I still have five dollars here!
Kelly: Ah, what else? !
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