Funny drinking jokes jingle.

1: wine at three o'clock, wine, unitary. Fish swim in the water and cats stay on the shore. Unless cats don't eat fish, I won't drink all my life.

2. wine is Yangtze river water, the more you drink, the better you look! Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you get! It's not that I can't quit drinking, it's that I can't quit my friends!

3: If you don't drink, I won't drink. Where should I put the remaining half bottle? If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

4: Tea is a flower doctor and wine is a matchmaker!

5: Life is just a few glasses of wine. Whoever finishes it first goes first.

6. Drink five languages: bold words and strong spirits. ? Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. ? Nonsense, no depth of thought. ? No words, dream. ? Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

7. Drink five languages: bold words and strong spirits. ? Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. ? Nonsense, no depth of thought. ? No words, dream. ? Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

8: If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. ? If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. ? Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. ? Drunk and sleeping under the table. ? Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

Phrases:

9: Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired.

All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

10: People can't walk around without wine.

People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.

Dude doesn't drink or have good friends.

1 1: When you lift your ass, you drink again.

Move your ass to show respect.

Standing doesn't count.

Stand up and make a toast. Double glasses are waiting.

As long as you have it in your heart, everything you drink is wine.

Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

12: I feel deep and stuffy.

Feelings are shallow, lick it.

Strong feelings, not enough to drink.

Feelings are too weak to drink.

Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

13: rinse your mouth once or twice.

Three, two, four, two have not drunk enough.

Five, two, six, two souls.

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

92 1 hold the wall with gold.

I'm not going anywhere.

Two catties makes a dead dog.

14: No drinking, no future.

Only drinks, promotion is unpredictable.

It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

If you can drink well, you must be a secretary

Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents.

Take the lead in drinking, future leaders.