Joke phrases about buying lottery tickets

Joke phrases about buying lottery tickets

Mathematicians all over the world will not buy lottery tickets because they know that the probability of being killed by a car on the way to buy lottery tickets is much higher than the probability of winning the lottery.

2. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife.

If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket. If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

4. Why can the person who can calculate the winning number of the lottery not win the lottery?

Invest 60 yuan to buy lottery tickets this month, and it depends on fate to invite a meal or a mistress one month later!

6. People should be satisfied with their own abilities. You can calculate that even if you win 5 million lottery tickets every day, it will be 65.438+0.5 billion a month, 65.438+0.8 billion a year, and 65.438+0.000 years, you can't catch up with Buffett himself.

7. How to double the chance of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.

8. A person has both accidental and inevitable luck; I won a million dollars in the lottery with two dollars, which was accidental luck;

The farmer who was waiting for the rabbit got a rabbit and thought it would come again. As a result, the second rabbit did not appear until the old society. The inevitable fate is to gain more opportunities through hard work;

If farmers sharpen their knives and try to hunt, they can kill at least hundreds of rabbits in their lifetime. It is more reliable to try to create inevitable luck than to wait for accidental luck.