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Funny jokes about waste collection

The funny jokes about waste collection are as follows:

1. One day, a waste collector saw a cardboard box on the road. He happily ran over and wanted to take it away. . But when he opened the carton, there was a live chicken inside! He was stunned, and so was the chicken.

2. The waste collector was rummaging through the trash can, and suddenly he found an old shoe. He said happily: "Wow! You can wear this shoe again!" The passers-by looked at him and wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

3. The waste collector encountered a bottle. He shook it vigorously to hear if there was any sound inside. Suddenly, a mouse fell out of the bottle! He was stunned, and so was the mouse.

4. The waste collector saw a sofa on the road. He said: "This sofa looks good, I want to take it away!" Passers-by watched him carrying the sofa on his back and couldn't help but Laughed out loud.

5. The waste collector found a kitten in the trash can. He said, "This kitten is so cute. I want to take it home!" The kitten looked up at him. , I want to escape but I can’t.

6. When a waste collector saw a broken bicycle, he said: "This bicycle can still be ridden, I want to take it away!" Passers-by looked at him riding a broken bicycle and thought Laugh but dare not laugh.

7. The waste collector found a puppy in the trash can. He said, "This puppy is so cute. I want to take it home!" The puppy looked up at him. , wagging his tail.

8. When the waste collector saw a broken TV, he said: "This TV can still be watched, I want to take it away!" Passers-by looked at him carrying the broken TV and thought Laugh but dare not laugh.

9. The waste collector found a little pig in the trash can. He said, "This little pig is so cute. I want to take it home!" The little pig looked up at him. , I want to escape but I can’t.

10. When a scrap collector saw a broken piano, he said: "This piano can still be played, I want to take it away!" Passers-by looked at him playing the broken piano and thought Laugh but dare not laugh.