Red trousers, Yu Xianbin

As soon as the sun came out, the village was covered with a bright light, not a clean light, but wet and furry. People come and go on the road in front of the village, and it is still hairy. I can see clearly in the distance, but I can't see my eyebrows clearly. The women got up early and began to get busy, sweeping the field in front of the door without leaving a stone. Someone passing by the door will say hello with a smile: "Sister Eiko, are you busy?" The woman stopped the broom and agreed with a smile.

The woman wiped the sweat from her forehead and called the other person to come home. The other party smiled and said, no, come back tomorrow. With that, he walked away with a smile, went straight to the light and shadow and disappeared.

The woman swept the floor and put away the broom. After standing for a while, I hurried into the bedroom, ready to wash the men's clothes for tomorrow. Tomorrow is a man's 36th birthday. In a small village, people are eager to be thirty-six, and women's parents and brothers have long cried out to be thirty-six for men.

Thirty-six is a hurdle in life. On this threshold, we should add some joy to the excitement: the birthday is full of joy, and this year will be a year of good luck, no disease and no disaster. After thirty-six, it will be smooth sailing and good luck.

Therefore, it is thirty-six plans for a woman's maiden brother and sister-in-law to encourage her anyway. A woman's maiden aunt is more direct. There are so many brothers-in-law in your family, and 36 of them are quiet and deserted. Others will not say that you are afraid of doing things, but that our family is a melon and doesn't know some human etiquette.

The man smiled while handing a cigarette to his brother-in-law. I can see that he didn't refuse.

The woman smiled, looked at the man and asked, "How about making one?"

The man said, "You have the final say, you have the final say."

Sister-in-law jokes, men, or village heads, are not afraid of jokes when they say that?

The woman squinted at the man, although she said forget it, don't bother everyone. However, she also wants to make one for the man in her heart, not for anything else, just to celebrate. Besides, she also bought red underwear. At thirty-six, you have to buy red underpants, which is another custom in the small village. I don't know who started it. Anyway, it's quite fashionable, just like fire. When you shout, it will start a prairie fire. Besides, it's strange to pay attention. The man is 36 years old. Not only men but also women want to buy red underpants and wear them together that evening. Men have to buy women over 36. What's the matter? Prosperity, prosperity.

Since there are thirty-six plans to be made, everyone will worry about other things, such as whether the tofu is ready, which is essential at that time, so that the soup bowl can be placed at the bottom. Konjac also has fish and meat, of course, you can't lose the face of the village chief. The woman nodded: "Everything is almost ready."

Everyone is relieved. As for firecrackers, my sister-in-law said, "Don't buy them. We will buy them then. They will explode all the way to my door, so lively. "

The woman nodded gratefully.

When she left, her sister-in-law deliberately pulled the woman to the corner over there and whispered, "Eiko, did you buy that thing?"

The woman blinked her long eyelashes and looked at her sister-in-law with a serious face. For a moment, she couldn't remember what she didn't buy, then she froze for a while and asked, "What, sister-in-law."

Eldest sister-in-law smiled and looked around. There was a group of men talking over there, so she quietly put her mouth close to the woman's ear and whispered a few words, and the woman's face turned red. Red has been seeping down the face to the neck, just sipping his lips and smiling, just not talking. Sister-in-law is a little ashamed to know that she bought it. She is also worried that women will be embarrassed when they wear it, but that would be bad. As a mother, she had to tell her, so she said, "Remember, you must wear it before going to bed the next night!" "

Seeing that the woman's face is redder, the sister-in-law is more narrow-minded and rarely jokes: "If you wear it, the tree is not greedy." The woman knew that her sister-in-law was making fun of herself and patted her on the shoulder. "Sister-in-law, you are broken!" "

Sister-in-law's two giggling for a while, like laying hens.

The man came over and asked him what he was laughing at. The woman said, "It's none of your business. Go and get busy. "

In fact, red underwear has already been bought, one for men and the other for women. 10 days ago, in order to get rid of men, a woman took the opportunity to go to town to see her son who was studying and went to a clothing store to buy it alone. Men usually follow women closely. Don't look at a village head, complaining and drinking outside, like a character. When I got home, I didn't see a woman for a while, so I turned and shouted, Eiko, Eiko. When a woman appears in front of you and asks what's the matter. When a man smiles, it's nothing.

When the family saw it, they joked, "What's the matter? Want to eat milk! "

The woman blushed and gave the man a white look. The man scratched his head, smiled and looked at the woman.

Women leave men, and men don't leave. The woman said, "Go around. A big man has been following his wife. Others will laugh when they see it. " No, the man said, "I'm afraid to follow my wife." The woman glared at him and said, "You are not afraid. I'm afraid you have a thick skin. "

The man said, "Who will say what?"

The woman said, "Are you ashamed of what my sister-in-law said that time?"

The man remembered what his aunt said, smiled and turned away, but didn't go far. There are about ten paces behind that woman. If a woman takes a step, he takes a step. When a woman stops, he stops. The woman looked funny and waved to him. A man knows that a woman tells him to go away. The man had no choice but to go to the Guandi Temple in the town. The Guandi Temple here was built in the Ming Dynasty with antique carvings. The man came in with some people, watching Guan Yu, a bearded man, reading a book, with Zhou Cang and Guan Ping standing on both sides, but the woman did not move. After a while, he ran out to look for a woman again, but she was gone.

The woman dragged the man away and said to herself, "A baby who doesn't grow up."

Women have satisfaction and satisfaction. My sister-in-law said that the man who loves you so much likes you, has you in his heart and can't bear to part with you.

The woman deliberately said with a cold face, "Who wants it?"

Although women say so, every time they fall in love with men, their hearts are still sweet. She looked quietly, saw that there were no acquaintances around, and quietly walked into a clothing store, filled with the feeling of being a thief, afraid of being discovered. However, the female boss's eyes are very thief. When I saw the way she looked at red underpants, I immediately saw it and came over and said, "Do you want to buy red underpants?"

This woman's face turned red. She is usually a smart person. Now her mouth is stupid. She repeatedly said, "I ... didn't." Originally she wanted to say that she didn't buy it, but she obviously came to buy it. Then he shut up and stopped talking, just nodded gently.

The female boss said thoughtfully, "There are many people who buy red underpants."

The woman still doesn't talk, and her nose is sweating.

The female boss asked for the size and chose one for her, which was as red as fire. Then, the proprietress looked back at her waist and body. She knows that the enthusiastic female boss may already know the importance of buying red underpants at the age of 36, and she is probably going to choose one for her. She hardly dared to look at the female boss. The female boss also saw her embarrassment and smiled and took out a pair of red underwear and handed it to me. She quietly looked up and said, "It's too ... too small."

The female boss said: "Sister, the waist is so thin and the legs are so long. It must look good in this!" " "

She said, "It's too ... too narrow."

Seeing no outsiders, the female boss advised her: "Men like this, aren't they 36?" Thirty-six plans are the best, and now no woman will buy this, which is tight. "

At this time, someone came in to buy clothes. She hurriedly took the red underpants and put them in the bag, scrambling for the money, turned and ran out with her head down until she walked into the street, and took a long breath. She was suddenly slapped on the back. She was startled and turned around. It turned out to be her own man, so she gave him a white look and said, "What a surprise?"

The man asked, "Why are you acting like a thief? You didn't ask me to do anything else, did you? "

The woman asked, "What is it?"

The man smiled and whispered a word in the woman's ear. The woman glared and said, "That's right. Are you heartbroken? "

Men hey hey smile, knowing that their women are not like that, they won't take women's jokes to heart.

The woman smiled and said, "Go home."

The man asked, "Is everything all right?"

The woman nodded: "Done."

Along the way, the woman never told the man about buying red shorts. When I got home, I quietly washed the red underpants, dried them in the dark, folded them and hid them in the paper bag at the bottom of the wardrobe. Hiding tightly, she caressed her warm face with her hand and couldn't help laughing when she remembered the sneaking around that day.

When a man has a birthday, he doesn't worry, but he is busy with things in the village. He ran up and down like a torch, which is a false positive in women's words. Recently, the town is busy installing solar lights in the village, one at a dozen paces, which will be as bright as the city at night. Men are so happy that they have no leisure for a moment. Of course, occasionally when he is free, the man wants to help, but the woman pushes him away and says, "Go to work. The more help at home, the busier it is. "

The man smiled and left with his hands tied.

Men seldom take care of their family affairs. Sometimes even if you want to manage, you can't manage, you can't manage your family, you can't manage your Lord. Not only the villagers but also the mayor knows about it. At a meeting, the mayor took men as an example and said, "Although Comrade Uncle Wang is the second in command at home, he is afraid of his wife and doesn't join the army. The work in the village is getting better and better every year. "

The whole venue burst into laughter, and the mayor giggled. When eating, the mayor rarely even tells pornographic jokes and asks the man, "So afraid of your wife, what role do you and your wife play as men in bed?"

The man learned from the advertisement on TV and said, "I won't tell you this."

Originally, this birthday, the woman wanted to buy a new suit for the man. When a man wears it, it will look brand-new and refreshing. The woman said, "The size is also the village head. Don't make it look like a beggar and make people laugh. " The man shook his head and said to the woman, "Don't be too ostentatious, take it easy."

The woman raised her eyebrows and said, "What, is it illegal for me to buy it with my own money?"

The man didn't listen to the woman this time and insisted on his own ideas. He has a new suit, which he bought not long ago when he held a congress of advanced village cadres in the county. He only wore it for a few days, so he can wear it. When women look at men, they don't insist. Although men don't care about home, they know how to live. In this case, in order to make a man happy, follow his wishes, otherwise, it will violate the original intention of giving him a birthday.

The woman smiled and said, "Suit yourself, Village Chief Wang."

The man was amused by the woman's smile, so he pushed his nose and face and held the woman for kneading. The woman was busy wiping the table and stared at him: "Is there enough to eat?"

The man nodded: "Hmm."

The woman said, "Are you strong?"

The man had the cheek to nod: "Hmm."

The woman put the rag in his hand and said with a smile, "Wipe the table if you have the strength. After that, I was busy doing something else. "

Women have a lot of things to do, one after another, and they have been busy until today, suddenly remembering that men's suits need washing, and there are several oil stars on them. Although I can't see it, women are not practical. Because I didn't buy new clothes, this suit should be washed and ironed neatly to make men comfortable to wear and look at.

What women do to them is so organized. If they don't do it well at all, they will feel a little bumpy. Women don't want men to be uncomfortable on their birthdays. Because today is a man's birthday. Today is a good day and we should be happy.

The woman lifted her clothes, suddenly thought about it, smiled, stripped the quilt, took the sheets, sheets and mats, hugged them and walked into the yard. There is a faucet under the green loquat tree in front of the door. Water is the spring water pulled down from the distant foot of the mountain, which is used uniformly by the whole village. There is a faucet and a pool in front of every house, which is made of white porcelain and clean in vain. This was invested by the government during the construction of new countryside. The woman let go of the tap, let the clean water pour into the pool, then put the washing powder in the water, soaked the sheets in the water for a while and began to scrub. Women scrub very carefully and never let go of black spots as big as needle tips. White sheets are washed clean by women, as white as a woman's face. Women's eyebrows are also reflected in the water, one by one. The woman's eyes narrowed slightly, and her eyebrows looked longer, a misty look.

Chunsheng's daughter-in-law next door came out and saw the woman washing clothes. She smiled and shouted, "Sister Ruth, use my washing machine."

The woman shook her head and smiled and said no.

Women all know that washing machines are easy to use. As soon as the water is added, the clothes will be put inside. Just shout and it will be all right in a short time. Drained and hung in the sun, it soon dried. But women are very hard-driving. Women don't want others to say that they are village head women and use other people's things for nothing.

A woman is afraid that Chunsheng's daughter-in-law will be oversensitive, so she tells her that it will be ready soon.

The woman said, gently brushed her hair with her hand, brushed out a string of white water drops, slipped from her fingertips, and some fell back into the pool, tinkling; There are also water drops hanging on the hair, shining in the sun and giving off brilliant light.

When a woman washes clothes for a man, she always picks up everything and carefully puts it in her pocket: sometimes a man is careless, puts things in his pocket and forgets when he turns around. As soon as he washed it, it came out.

Women are afraid that men have important things in their pockets, which will delay things.

Sure enough, the woman took out a small notebook from the man's clothes pocket. The green one is a man's notebook. Men often write things down in their notebooks. When they have a meeting, they sit under the big tree at the entrance of the village. When a group of people gathered around, they opened their notebooks and spoke one by one. At that time, women sat in the crowd and listened quietly, looking at men quietly with a smile on their faces. Sometimes, men will look at her proudly, probably to show off themselves: how, can I? Women sometimes turn their heads to one side and look away. A man is a child with a bad temper and can't get used to it. Once he got used to it, he was so happy that he forgot everything.

The woman opened the man's notebook, frowned, quietly put it away, and then bent down to continue washing clothes.

When the man came back, the rope in the field was covered with sheets and clothes, swaying in the wind. The man wiped a sweat and saw the woman washing vegetables, so he went over and asked softly, "Didn't you take out my pocket?" The woman looked up at him, nodded and said, "Yes, what's the matter?"

The man's head is a little closer and his voice is smaller: "You didn't see the note, did you?"

The woman looked puzzled and asked, "What note? Who wrote it for you? Is it a secret? "

The man shook his head and said, no, don't think about it Who am I? He smacked his lips and tried to say something, but he looked around without saying anything. After a while, he suddenly asked, "Where is my notebook?"

The woman pouted at Nunu in the room and told him it was on the table. After that, the woman came into the kitchen with the washed dishes, came out with a bowl of corn and giggled in the yard. When several chickens heard this, they flapped their wings and jumped back, circling around the woman to grab food. The woman smiled and gently reprimanded like a child: "Don't rob, don't rob, there are plenty."

The man entered the room and looked through his notebook. There was nothing in it. He was a little anxious and ran out and shouted, "Come in."

The woman turned back and asked, "What are you doing?"

Without saying anything, the man pulled the woman into the room and asked, "That note?"

The woman blinked her long eyebrows and asked, "Which note?"

The man is angry. Although men are a little afraid of women and let them spoil them, they are also very angry. They dare not eat or talk for a day, and women ignore her no matter how funny they are. At this time, the man was obviously angry and pointed to the woman and said, "You woman, how come your eyes are red when you see something?" You are not like yourself. "

Seeing the woman still puzzled, the man said, "I know, it's Chunsheng's washing machine."

It turns out that Chunsheng recently wanted to contract the fish pond in the village, and others also wanted to contract. Chunsheng used his brain and went to the store to buy a washing machine. Instead of taking it away, he left a note telling the shopkeeper that whoever took the note in the future would let the person who took the note take the washing machine away. After that, Chunsheng ran back excitedly and quietly put the note in by looking through the man's notebook.

Chunsheng specially called the man today and told him about it quietly. Chunsheng said, "Village Chief, this is a birthday present for you. Don't worry, this matter is between you and me, and no one knows. "

Chunsheng even said, "I contracted the fish pond, and you can still get dividends at the end of the year."

Hearing this, the man turned off his cell phone and ran back panting. The man said to the woman, "Give the note back to Chunsheng yourself. As cunning as he is, how can he be given it? "

Seeing the woman standing still, the man was even more anxious. He gritted his teeth and swore, "You won't wash clothes in the future, but I will, okay?" The woman glanced at the man and said disdainfully, "If you wash clothes, you can pinch off the scales on your body and wear them out?"

The man blushed and asked, "What, you don't give it?"

The woman gave him a white look and whispered, "OK." Say that finish, go to the yard busy. The man looked at the back of the woman, puzzled, and quickly followed. After a long time, the woman looked up and said proudly, "do you still need to send it?" I gave it to his family long ago. " Say, the woman's mouth, motioned to Chunsheng's daughter-in-law.

Hearing this, the man scratched his head, sighed and smiled silently.

The woman also smiled gently.

Men think it's okay for the police to send it back. Women don't think so. Because, when the woman sent the note, Chunsheng's daughter-in-law waited a while and said with a smile, "If you don't send it on the right day, let Chunsheng send it on the right day tomorrow."

The man listened to the woman's narrative and was anxious: "Why isn't it finished?"

Women say that's what they are worried about. What if Chunsheng delivers it tomorrow? Reach out and don't hit the giver.

The man asked, "What should I do?"

The woman is angry: "Please, you'd better do something."

The woman said, give the man a push. Men know that women must have a good way, so they don't have to think so much. I just figured out a way, there will be no perfect way for women. He said, "I don't want to, I want to sleep." As he spoke, he put his arms around the woman's body and walked around with his hands on her. The woman hit his hand hard: "Get to the point."

The man said, "This is business, too."

The woman said, "I'm really angry."

The man let go and looked at the woman: "What do you say? I listen to the leader. "

The woman leaned down and asked the man, "Really?"

The man nodded, very firm. The woman smiled and turned on the light. A fleshy body rolled into a man's arms and whispered a few words. When the man was stupefied, his hot hand stopped immediately and asked, "What if my brother and sister-in-law come? Can't we touch a rebuff? "

The woman said, "Send them a message."

A woman is an impatient woman. When she heard a man let go of her idea, she sat up and turned on the light. She sent a message to her brother and sister-in-law, telling them that there is no birthday tomorrow, and that she and the man are going out to other places, so don't call. They will turn off their cell phones all day tomorrow.

After all this, the woman went to sleep with confidence and whispered to the man, "Do you regret it?"

The man shook his head and said, "No regrets."

The woman smiled gently in the dark night and put down her heart.

The two have already agreed to leave for town early the next morning to see their son. My son is only a teenager, studying in a primary school in the town, and has been staying in school since he was very young. The woman said that she missed her son very much. The man said happily, "well, then the three of us will have a good meal together."

When it comes to sons, women are soft-hearted and think of sons. Tomorrow, the boy won't know how to be happy when he sees himself. Women's eyes are a little wet.

The two got up early as agreed. After the cock crowed three times, they got dressed and opened the door. The sky in the east is fish-belly white, and the top of the mountain is bright and wet, like a layer of dew. The whole village was quiet, and there was a coolness, as if it had not woken up.

The man quietly pushed the motorcycle out and the woman sat in the back seat.

The motorcycle screeched and sped forward in the gradually clear morning. The cool breeze blows a woman's long hair like a dark cloud. In the white morning light, there are fields, trees and houses on both sides, which are residents who moved after the construction of new countryside and extend to the corner of the road. Many people have closed their doors and haven't got up yet. There are several old people walking on the road, probably can't sleep at dawn, and come out for a walk. Seeing them, everyone will stand down and ask with a smile, where are you going today?

The woman smiled and said she was going to visit relatives. Then, with a wave, the car drove away until dawn.

This town is not close to the village, it is more than forty miles away, on a flat land in Sichuan. There are not only Guandi Temple built in the Ming Dynasty, but also the ancient theater, Wuchang Guild Hall and the alleys with white walls and bluestone slabs. The five rivers in the town are white and the willows are at the water's edge. They ordered fried dough sticks and soybean milk from a stall, ate and drank them, and then walked around the town. Usually I come here in a hurry to buy things, or go to see my son, and then I leave in a hurry. Today is different. They have enough time. The two turned to Guandi Temple, Shuangxi, Wuchang Guild Hall, Water Pier and Dry Pier. Time will come gradually in the morning.

They go to their son's school on foot.

My son's school is on the other side of a river, and a half-moon cement bridge connects the town and the school. When a woman stepped onto the bridge, her heart was filled with joy, and she was about to see her son. Although the son goes back once a month, in the eyes of women, the son seems to have left himself for more than ten years.

The woman said, "Liang Liang will be as happy as a sparrow when he sees us."

The man said, "Of course, I miss my dad."

The woman gave him a white look: "I miss my mother."

A woman left her son's cell phone number when she held a parent-teacher conference. Today, I specially called the class teacher and asked him to tell his son to come out from school and wait at the bridge. The class teacher readily agreed. Therefore, women and men stand on the bridge. As soon as the bell rang, the children flocked out. They looked everywhere with their eyes wide open, but they couldn't find their son. Or the son saw them first and shouted, mom, run over.

My son didn't jump on a woman like a sparrow.

My son is as stiff as a little man in front of his students. The woman took her son's hand, and the three men turned and walked to the town. Away from his classmates, his son returned to his childhood and asked his parents why he came. The woman said, "I miss my son."

My son jumped and jumped with joy.

The woman asked, "Liang Liang, why don't you miss your mother?"

The son said, "Why not? I think about it every day. "

The woman teased her son and said, "I don't believe it. I was unhappy when I first saw my mother. " The son said sensibly, "I did it on purpose, otherwise the students would call themselves Ma Baonan." Women don't know what mambo is. Her son skillfully told her that she just couldn't live without her mother's children.

The woman touched her son's head and forgot to look at the man. "Well, much better than your father."

The man was not convinced and asked, "Why?"

The son proudly replied, "I can leave my mother, but you can't."

A family of three happily went into town and found a restaurant to go in. The woman asked her son to order some dishes. The son opened his eyes again and asked, "I still order." Mom is so generous. "

My son ordered his favorite dish. The woman smiled and asked the man to order, and the man ordered a fried tofu. The woman glanced at him and said, "stingy." Knowing that men love to eat fish, the woman specially ordered a plate of fish, which once again attracted her son's sigh: "Wow, mom, you are really my good mother."

This woman wants another bottle of wine and three cups.

The woman opened the bottle and poured the wine into three cups. The man is busy; "Children don't drink." The woman shook her head and symbolically poured a little in her son's cup. Then he picked up the cup, smiled and said to his son, "Today is your father's birthday. Come, we wish your father a happy birthday. "

The son opened his eyes wide and said, "Mom specially made a birthday for his father. It's really eccentric. "

The woman said with a smile; "It's the same on a bright birthday."

The son picked up the cup very obediently, and the man picked up the cup with a smile. He understands women's feelings and wants to make himself happy. He didn't stop his son from drinking. Meet three cups and drink it all at once. Women keep picking up dishes for men and sons. The son said, "Mom, you can eat, too." The man also said, "don't clip it, you eat it, too." A woman replied, occasionally eating a chopstick dish. Her heart is full of happiness, and she always has a smile on her face when facing the two closest people.

After the meal, the woman paid for the meal and sent her son to school with the man.

Women and men watched their youngest son cross the bridge, waved into the school gate, and walked into the classroom with his classmates before turning around. The woman's eyes were a little red, and the man quickly advised, "Aren't you coming back in ten days?"

The woman sighed: "My son is old."

The man smiled and said, "Still young."

The woman went on to say, "We are old."

The man looked at the woman: "Are you old? There is such an old woman! "

Women make men laugh. The man said tentatively, "We should go back, too."

The woman said, "What, you still want to go back for your birthday?"

Men are a little confused. Didn't you just say to your son at dinner, "Are you going back tonight?"

The woman said, "Isn't that because my son misses us and has no mind to study?"

The woman said, and went straight to a better hotel and asked the price. A single room for two people per night 150 yuan. The man listened and said, let's find a cheaper one. Women are eccentric. The woman said, "I live here."

The man was stunned: "Live here, 150 yuan?"

The woman gave him a white look: "I'll pay for it, money addict."

The man looked at her with wide eyes, and the woman smiled and said, "What are you staring at, my own money?"

There is a tea garden in their home, and the women manage it well. The tea forest is pulled from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, and it is as green as satin. In March, before and after the Qingming Festival, the wind was drizzling, and the tea buds looked tender, like dense green rice grains. Women can earn more than 20 thousand yuan by asking workers to go up the mountain to pick tea for two months. The woman made money and told the man to buy a floral skirt, which is exactly the same as that worn by Chunsheng. That woman even proudly said that wearing that would definitely look better than a woman born in spring.

Originally, it was very good, but when it came, the woman took out the money but was reluctant to buy it. Now she took out the money and gave it to the innkeeper.

When they entered the hotel, the room was as clean as washed, and the quilt was as clean as snow. The woman said, "The price is different, but the conditions are different."

The man threw himself on the bed and said skipping, "Let's taste the city people, too."

The woman patted him and said, "What are the villagers worse than the city people now? I have never seen the world. "

The woman said, let the man take a bath. The man is too lazy to wash, and the woman says, "Don't sleep without washing. Let's go." The man got up helplessly, went into the bathroom, turned on the tap and hot water gushed out. The man took a bath and came out without shorts. The woman said, "The underwear is dirty. I just took them out and washed them under the faucet in the corridor and changed them. " The man is anxious: "Where are the underwear now?" The woman slowly took out a paper bag from her bag and threw it in front of the man. The man opened it and found a pair of red underwear. He smiled and said, "Did you take this?"

The woman said, "Everyone is like you, and they are all shopkeepers."

Say that finish, the woman took clean clothes into the bathroom, washed them in a short time, put on a white skirt, went to bed, called sleep, and went to bed.

When the man came out of the bathroom and saw the woman covered with sheets, he said, "Aren't you hot on such a hot day?"

The man went over and stretched out his hand to lift the sheets on the woman's body and cried with his eyes wide open. Then the fire on him crackled and burst into flames. The woman on the bed, without a skirt, wore a narrow pair of red underpants, blushing and drinking. The man rushed up and the two men immediately scuffled.

After all, the woman leans in the man's arms like a lazy cat and asks softly, "How was your birthday today?"

The man said with satisfaction, "Well, I won't change even when I am an emperor."

A woman's heart is a little wider. Since she came to town with a man and had a cold and rich birthday for him, she felt a little guilty, as if she owed him something and wanted to get it back. After listening to the man's words, she smiled and asked, "Don't blame me for ruining your birthday?"

The man said, "Not at all. Come back on your birthday next year. "

Yu Xianbin, a contracted writer such as Reader, Yilin and Motto, has published eleven anthologies and more than 2,000 articles in hundreds of newspapers and magazines. More than 100 articles such as "Father and Lao Huang" have won essay awards at all levels, and more than 50 articles such as "Companion" have been selected as examination questions for various college entrance examinations and mid-term exams.