I remember a joke that two people went to apply for a job. After the former went in, the examiner asked two answers, and then he passed the latter at a high speed after he came out.

I went to Microsoft for an interview and was kicked out on the first sentence I said!

Examiner: What is the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition in mainland China?

Me: 5 yuan

Examiner: Go out, next one

The word "give up" has never appeared in my dictionary.

I applied and applied,

Finally got a chance to interview at Google

However, when I went to Google for an interview, I was kicked out after answering just one question...

Examiner: Where did you get the news about the Google interview?

Me: Baidu

Examiner: Go out, next one

Brother I’m depressed, but I still have to support myself first.

Drag a friend to find a job at McDonald's. .

But the other party was very perverted and asked me to sing McDonald's songs.

My brother laughed at that time. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.

So I opened my mouth and said: With KFC, life will taste better!

Examiner: Get out~~~~~~~~~

The McDonald’s interview failed.

My mother dragged people to find a mobile customer service job.

My mother said that this does not require technical skills. You can try it first. I agreed without thinking.

The interview went very well, and the other person appreciated me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me:

You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can notify you to go to work.

Me: "132...."

Examiner: Get out. . . .

My heart is broken. . . I have been unemployed for so long, eating and drinking from home.

My family members all look at me with a little helplessness.

I walked to a shopping mall and saw Adi looking for a clerk. I thought it would be okay if I gave it a try

Examiner: Please tell me our slogan,

Me: just do it

Examiner: Get out, next one.

Failures again and again did not dampen my confidence.

So I calmed down, studied hard, and finally got admitted to our local civil servant with excellent results.

However, TMD still needs an interview.

During the interview, I answered questions well. When I saw the examiner’s face, I felt that there would be no problem with this job.

When I am happy.

The examiner asked me: Young man, which historical figure do you like best?

I answered without thinking: Heshen!

Examiner: Get out.

This time's failure made me think very important about life. Looking back on the past,

I finally discovered that the most important thing is that I have some questions to answer. wrong.

But for this interview, I was fully prepared.

NOKIA’s product department notified me, and I spent a week doing all the work.

Even the slogan is correct: technology is people-oriented.

The examiner was very satisfied and said: If nothing happens, you can come to work tomorrow.

At this time, the phone rang, and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello Moto"

Examiner: Get out.