Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Interesting couplets
Interesting couplets
The fisherman came across a peach blossom garden, with thousands of green peach trees, thousands of flat peach trees, and peach trees growing everywhere;
The poet wandered around Juzi Island, where there were thousands of red oranges and thousands of tangerines, all the time. The orange trees are also burning
The long bridge is not long, the broken bridge is endless, the lonely mountain is not alone, how can the West Lake get many false names
There is kindness in the heart, love in love, and good intentions. There is a lot of true love in the world.
Tear down the east wall, mend the west wall, tear down the wall to mend the wall, wall to mend the wall
Make big money, spend small money, make money and spend money to make money
Borrow New debts, repay old debts, borrow debts to pay off debts, debts to pay back debts
Deep water is deep, shallow water is shallow, deep water is deep, shallow water is deep, shallow water is deep, shallow water is deep, I don’t know how deep it is, how do you think it is deep?
High mountains, high mountains, low mountains, low mountains, surrounded by mountains, looking down, low Surrounded by low mountains, looking up at the high, I don’t know how to be high or low
The long road is long, the short road is short, the long road is short, and the long road is short. Less often, more often, no time, more often, less sometimes. I wonder if there is any possibility?
It’s hard to be a man, it’s hard to be a man, it’s hard to be a man, it’s hard to be a man
I miss my wife hard, I miss my wife hard, I miss my wife hard, I miss my wife hard
Thinking The woman is suffering, the woman is thinking hard, the woman is crying
It’s easy to make money, it’s easy to make money, it’s easy to make money, it’s easy to make labor money
Eat quickly, eat quickly, rice Eat quickly, eat quickly
Watching the water day and night, feeling uneasy about the rising and falling tide
There are people on the left and right, and Zuoyou is tangled in half a centimeter of silk
Appreciating trees in spring and autumn, Chun Zuoyou, the man on the right and left of the catalpa
The full moon shines on the square window, orderly
Dark clouds cover the day, neither cloudy nor sunny
The torrent surrounds the red building, One movement and one silence
Downstairs and one upstairs, one male and one female
Long pole for fishing but short for fishing, capable of bending and stretching
A young master teaches an old apprentice, no one is old or young
Bald head wearing a flat hat, lawless
At the independent bridge, the figures are different in the flowing water
Flying together among the flowers, the butterfly body comes with the falling flowers
One person is great, two people are heaven, heaven is great and human feelings are greater than heaven
Ten is earth, twenty is king, the king of earth is the world, and there are many kings of earth in the world
With dogs If you are a pig, the grass on your back is a book. If a pig does not read, it will become a pig if it does not read.
Two trees form a forest, and three trees form a forest. The forest is luxuriant, the wood is luxuriant and the forest is transformed into a forest
The lower hook is for examination, the upper hook is for old age, the old examination is for children, and the children are for examination until old
Silkworms eat mulberry, mulberry raises silkworms, and mulberry withers. The silkworm dies
The woman misses the man, the man desires the woman, the man loves the woman
The stone blocks the water, the water covers the stone, and the water falls and the stone comes out
The stars are in the bucket, the bucket is contained Stars, stars move around
The wind floats the catkins, the catkins catch the wind, the catkins dance with the wind
The drums respond to the hammers, the hammers hit the drums, the hammers fall and the drums sound
The bowls touch the basins , the pots and bowls are knocked, the pots are broken and the bowls are broken.
The stars contrast with the moon, the moon reflects the stars, and the moon reflects the stars.
Tomorrow will be bright and the moon will be bright
The river will be small and the fish will be small
A good girl is good Zihao
Linmulinmulin
Ink black ink earth ink
Immortal fairy mountain fairy
Lian Erlian association
The rain beats the lotus leaves and turns them into teardrops and beads
The wind blows the poplar flowers like pieces of brocade and snow
The hand caressing the empty string is like the waning moon and the moon is like water
The snow falls on the plum branches and the fragrance condenses on the flowers
The charcoal removes the salt and returns, black and white are clearly distinguishable from the mountains and parallel imports
The emperor in the south and the beggar in the north, the noble and the inferior are distinguished
The flowers fade and the fruits hang, and the reds and yellows change colors in summer and autumn.
Monks and nuns come and go, and men and women belong to temples and nunneries.
The fog disperses at sunrise, and sunny and cloudy periods alternate between heaven and earth.
Bamboos are horizontal and vertical, and green and yellow are intertwined with soft and hard curtains
It is easy to make a right, but it is difficult to make a right, let the right person make the right first
It is easy to make wine, but it is easy to taste It’s difficult to drink wine, so let the wine maker taste it first
It’s time to appreciate the paintings, but you’re tired of painting, so please appreciate the paintings before painting.
Cooking is complicated and eating is simple, but the cook eats later
Beside the water in Caotou, the tea is clear and respectful
The sun sets next to the clouds, and the stars move in the crown. soul.
Beside the fire here, purple smoke is rising from the wood stove
On the bamboo top next to the mouth, listen to the Yun playing the flute.
Next to the wood and silk, the green willows reflect the peach red
The top of the bamboo is under the fire, and the pen is fiercely beating the flute player
The fork is lowered and the head is raised, and the father is making a fuss.
On top of the soil and below the mouth, there are ancient temples and old houses
Kunkan Li Zhengen Xundui, everything is partial and indifferent.
Lu Han, Li Lan, Han Zhang and Cao, all the immortals and immortals are here, but the only missing daughter is missing.
The number of words, English, political history and earth students, the lessons are all full of the single missing style
If you have all the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, rice and noodles, you will have no wealth
If you have all the intestines, kidneys, heart, lungs, liver, spleen and stomach, you will have no courage.
Access from all directions, access from all directions, access from all directions!
Guests from Wuzhou arrive, guests from Wuzhou, distinguished guests from Wuzhou
Siheyuan, Siheyuan, Siheyuan!
A building, a building, a tall building
Help from all sides, help from all sides, help from all sides.
Encyclopedia, encyclopedia, encyclopedia
Look at the flowers, spring orchid, summer lotus, autumn chrysanthemum and winter plum. How beautiful are they? Count Lushan Mountain!
Look at the animals, the southern elephant, the northern tiger, the eastern python and the western monkey. Where are they all in the western suburbs?
Look at the dining table, bear paws, bird’s nests, shark fins and sea cucumbers all raised to collect public funds
Look at the flowers Spring orchid, summer lotus, autumn chrysanthemum and winter plum. Where is the mahjong table!
Which is the best place to see Suzhou when visiting the front hall, back yard, left wing and right corridor?
For rash diseases, look at the color, hear the sound, ask about the rash and feel the pulse, who is good at looking for a traditional Chinese medicine doctor
Appreciate beautiful women The sunken fish and the wild geese are closing in the moon, where are the shy flowers looking for the south of the Yangtze River
The red and withered willow leaves on the Nanshan Mountain
The red and withered willow leaves on the south mountain
The clouds and the moon appear slowly and faintly
The moon and clouds appear pale and leisurely
The small courtyard with the shadow of sparse bamboos
The small courtyard with the shadow of sparse bamboos
The flowers fall and the soul is buried in the cold pond water
The cold soul of the pond is buried in the fallen flowers
Blow the flute and play with butterflies in colorful clothes
Play with colorful butterflies in floating clothes and play with flutes
The lighting level of the pagoda Kong Ming Zhuge Liang
Poisoned cup of wine by Dongxiehuang Medicine Master
Traders on the road every night Sima Qian
Swimming in the West Lake, the water ripples and dives back to the east
p>
The lotus roots planted in the pond are growing tall and clear
The prostitute's spring is quiet and quiet Koizumi Junichiro
Dragon Boat Song Song Qi Qin Fu Di Sheng
Loyalty and righteousness gather to discuss virtuous governance in Zhang Wenbo
Every family is happy and happy in the New Year.
Silver spoon scoops porridge, spoon porridge, leftover porridge supply is tight
Couplet couplet couplet couplet couplet couplet
Lovesickness lovesickness lovesickness lovesickness lovesickness lovesickness Dance lightly dance lightly dance lightly dance dance lightly dance
Moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon mountain green mountain green mountain mountain green mountain mountain green mountain green
Night late at night late at night Night Late Night Night Late Night Late Night Number Digital Digital Digital Number Numbers
Kissing and relatives, kiss, kiss, water irrigation irrigation irrigation, irrigation water, water irrigation
Go online, go online, go online, go online, jump off the building, jump off the building, jump off the building, jump off the building, jump off the building
Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad
Thousands of broadband networks have bandwidth, friends connect to friends and friends to friends online
Thousands of pedestrians walk on the sidewalk, and there is peace on the safe road
Looking forward to the next year, it will be bright and bright. Looking forward to the next year
The wine is as strong as the wine, and the moon is not seen.
Light speeds up twice as fast as time, and the longer the space, the longer the space.
Tianzhu Mountain is like a pillar to the sky, and the peaks on the Qifeng Mountain are strange
The autumn wind blows, but the pieces are like dancing
The spring raindrops are as sibilant as silk. Silk
The winter snow is falling, and the plum blossoms are beautiful every time
It is better to live in a small building. The spring is warm in a small building, so it is better to live in a small house and stay in a small house
What should I do? , If you love me, I will do whatever you want
The Big Dipper is connected to the sky at fourteen o'clock under the water
The lone wild goose in the south tower flies with its shadow in the moon
Looking up is so high , Drilling makes it stronger, it can be said in words
Out of its kind, outstanding, as if it were natural
The useless people rowing in the five lakes, singing the song of the water dragon alone
The old man Tianji is a master of heaven's secrets, and he predicts the fate of the world
People are light and heavy, and they are heavy
The ruler is short, the ground is short, the ground is short, and the ground is long.
People are small, big people are determined.
Sincere and professional, the business circles of thousands of countries are running wildly
Aiming to be extraordinary, thousands of companies will triumph
A song of triumph will sing across the sky. Thousands of miles of smooth sky
- Previous article:Jokes about physics
- Next article:Where can I see a hundred thousand cold jokes?
- Related articles
- The average temperature in Japan.
- Obama joke
- Interesting tongue twister. Uncle Bai and grandma Bai?
Tongue twister is a unique language art form in Chinese folk literature. I have arranged a tongue twister for you to learn from. I hope you
- How to make nausea humorous?
- What does smiling face mean?
- A classic humorous joke that breaks the silence and seriousness.
- 13 strange animal species
- Teacher Fang Qingping came on stage to tell jokes.
- Take stock of the most classic sketches of the Spring Festival Evening. Have you ever seen them laughing their heads off?
- How does it feel if the rich second generation suddenly goes bankrupt?