A short English joke

If you are an introvert, then you can watch English jokes. After a long time, you will be a cheerful person. The following are some English jokes I arranged for you to read.

Now we run, now we run.

One day, a priest was walking in the street when he noticed a very small boy trying to ring the doorbell of a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys? After a period of hard work, the priest approached the boy? The position. He crossed the street smartly, walked behind the little guy and put his hand on the child kindly? He patted the shoulder and gave the doorbell a loud bell. Squat down to look after the children? The priest smiled and asked, "What now, my little guy?" The boy replied, "Now let's run!"

A priest was walking in the street when he saw a little boy across the street trying to ring the doorbell of a house. But the child is too young and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. Seeing that the little boy was in a lot of trouble, the priest approached him. The priest crossed the road gracefully, walked behind the little guy, gently put his hand on the little boy's shoulder and rang the doorbell. He bent down and asked with a smile. What's next, son? The little boy replied:? Next we run. ?

We left nothing behind. We left nothing behind.

Mrs. Brown is going out that day. she

Lock the house and nail a note to the milkman.

On the door: "No one is at home. Don? Don't leave anything behind. "

When she came back that night, she found her door broken down and her house ransacked. On the note she left, she found the following information added:

"thank you! We didn't? T left nothing! "

Mrs. Brown is going out for a day. She locked the door and nailed a note to the milkman. There is no one at home, please don't leave anything behind! ? When she came home that night, she found that the door of the room had been knocked down and the house had been ransacked. On the note she left for the milkman, she found herself added:? Thank you, we didn't leave anything behind! ?

Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?

The bus was so crowded that when another person wanted to get on, the passengers refused to get on? Don't let him on the boat.

? It's too crowded. They shouted. ? Who do you think you are?

? I am a driver. ? He said.

The bus is so crowded that when another person wants to get on, the passengers won't let him on.

? The bus is too crowded. They shouted,? Who do you think you are?

? I'm the driver! ? He said.

madhouse

One night in a mental hospital, "I'm Napoleon! ? The other said, "How do you know? "

The first prisoner said, "God told me!" "

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I didn't!" "

One night, in an insane asylum, a patient said: I am Napoleon! ? The other said:? How do you know the first person said:? God told me! ? After a while, a voice came from another room: I didn't say that! ?

All I have to do is pay! All I do is pay.

"My family is like a country," Mr. Brown told his colleagues. "My!

My wife is the Minister of Finance and my mother-in-law is the Minister of War.

My daughter is the foreign secretary. "

"That sounds interesting," his colleague replied. "What are you from?

Location? "

"Me? I am the people. All I do is pay. "

Mr. Brown told his colleagues. My home is like a country. My wife

It's the minister of finance. My mother-in-law is the Minister of War and my daughter is the Minister of Foreign Affairs. ?

? Sounds interesting? His colleague said,? So what's your position?

? I am an ordinary person. All I have to do is pay. ?

Almighty Santa Claus doesn't know everything

When a little girl climbed on Santa's lap, Santa asked as usual, "What do you want for Christmas?"

The child stared at him with his mouth open in horror for a while, and then panted, "Didn't you get my email?"

A girl climbed on Santa Claus' knee, and Santa Claus asked as usual: What do you want this Christmas?

The child stared at Santa Claus in surprise for a minute without speaking, and then gasped, didn't you get my email? I have written everything I want on it. How can almighty Santa Claus not know how to pinch?

Psychiatrist

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," he said, "I'm in trouble. Every time I go to bed, I feel someone is under the bed. I am going crazy! " "Just put yourself in my hands for a year," said the psychiatrist. Come to see me three times a week, and I will cure your fear. "How much is the charge?" One hundred dollars each time. "I'll think about it," said Jerry. Six months later, the doctor met Jerry in the street. "Why didn't you come to see me again?" The psychiatrist asked. Once 100 USD? The bartender cured me 10 dollars. ""really! How come? "He asked me to saw off the legs of the bed!" There's no one down there now! ! !

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. ? Doctor, something is wrong with me. I feel someone under the bed every time I sleep. I'm going crazy! ? Give me a year. The doctor said, come three times a week, and I will cure you. ? How much is the charge? One hundred dollars each time. ? I will seriously consider it. ? Jerry replied. Six months later, the doctor and Jerry met in the street. Why didn't you come again? The doctor asked. ? One hundred dollars at a time? A bartender cured me for ten dollars. ? Really? How did he do it? He asked me to cut off the legs of the bed. There's no one there now! ?

Feed the dog to the dog

After the family sitting in the restaurant finished eating, father called the waiter.

"My son left a lot of meat on his plate," explained the father. "Can you give me a bag so that I can take it home to feed the dog?"

"My God, Dad!" The excited boy said loudly. "Do we have dogs?"

When the family was eating in the restaurant, their father called the waiter.

? Yes, sir? The waiter asked.

? There is a lot of meat left on my son's plate. Father said,? Can we have a bag? I'll take the rest back to feed the dog. ?

? Oh, dad! ? The son shouted excitedly. ? Do we have a dog?

Brain transplantation

The brain surgeon is about to have a brain transplant.

"You can choose two brains," he told the patient. "For 1000, you can have a psychologist's brain, or for 10000, you can have a politician's brain."

The patient was surprised at the huge difference in prices. "Is the politician's brain that good?" He asked.

The brain surgeon replied, "No, it? Not better, just never used. "

A surgeon is about to have a brain transplant.

? You can choose one of the two brains for you. ? The doctor told the patient that the brain of a psychologist is 1000 dollars, and the brain of a politician is 10000 dollars.

The patient was surprised at such a big difference between the two. Do politicians have better brains? He asked.

The doctor said: it's not better, it's unused. ?

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