Fuzhou minor joke

"I want to buy a tank,"

"Then buy it,"

"But I have no money."

"Then take a credit card."

"But I have to return it after brushing. I can't afford it. "

"What are you afraid of? You have a tank. "

2:

A traffic policeman was issuing a ticket when a man came up with a cigarette in his mouth and shouted, What can you do besides issuing a ticket? The traffic police ignored him, and the man continued: there is a drag! The traffic police was very angry, and the man continued: There is a drag! The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie. When towing the car, the traffic police kindly said, "Come to the Fifth Brigade in the afternoon." Man: I don't care, the car isn't mine! Say that finish humming a ditty riding a battery car away!

3. A person traveling to Yunnan happened to meet the Water-splashing Festival. On the festival day, everyone is playing. Suddenly, the man shouted, which animal threw water at me! The tour guide immediately explained: this is a holiday custom. The man immediately scolded: Go to Nima, he spilled hot water on me.