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Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) affairs

Huozi drinking soup - shameless and obscene

Huozi becoming a disciple - shameless

Burning paper on the grave - fooling ghosts

Farting in bed - being able to be literary (sniffing) and martial (covering)

Farting in bed - swallowing it all

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Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief - unjust death

Step on the tightrope with a big belly - take risks

Practice swimming in a large manure tank - really not afraid of death (Shit)

The Jade Emperor farts - air of dignity

Moldy grapes - full of bad water

Dancing with a machete on the cemetery - scary

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Stretching the bow in the cemetery - shooting (sex) ghosts

The dog eats tofu brain - can't hold its idle (title)

Driving a cart without a whip - relying on flattery

Business in the coffin shop - money for life and death

The kidnapper enters the hospital - autonomous (self-control) sleep (feet)

Gecko lifts the door curtain

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Showing a small hand

Having a baby on the plane - high school student

Monk chanting - menstruation

Lifting Pants falling off the coffin - rude to the dead

Pole vaulting in the toilet - too much (feces)

Lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death (feces)

Toilet Set off firecrackers - shaking feces (fen)

The Dragon King farts - aura

The coffin stretches out his hand - he wants money even if he dies

Eat the iron bars to pull the cover Aluminum - actually made it from the butt

The old lady touched the switch - full of energy

The bastard had boils on his butt - rotten regulations (rotten turtle butt)

The bastard's butt - regulations

The bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from the superior)

A little bastard standing on top of the bastard - there are new regulations above

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The tortoise does somersaults - rules one after another

The farts of gods - extraordinary

Talk about storytelling on the plane - empty words

I'll give you three points of color - you run a dyeing workshop

The sun is full of gold teeth - you lie when you open your mouth (yellow)

Blind people chat - you talk nonsense

The blind man wears glasses - you are pretending to be better

Throwing bombs in the manhole - you arouse public outrage (dung)

The blind man learns embroidery - you are just trying to show off

Having a baby is not called having a baby - scary

The bastard eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls

Long live he fell into the well - he didn't dare to work ( Fishing) your big driver

Gouged out his eyes and acted as a judge - blind to the end

The dung beetle was lying on the road - pretending to be a car!

The toad has no hair - just like the roots

The pig's nose is forked with onions - pretending to be an elephant

The rice is undercooked - it's boring

Two bulls fighting - a true (earning) bull comparison

Touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (shit)

Looking at the sky with your buttocks turned - — Eyes without eyes

Fart in the belly button - how did you make the noise (think it)

Fart in the spittoon - think (the noise) is hard to stop

80-year-old virgin ——Resist Japan to the end.

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.

Boiled balls in a paste pot - you are still angry when you say you are a bastard.

The old peacock spreads his tail - being sentimental

Pancakes and fruits are poisoned ——Don’t do this kind of thing

A toad has little hands behind its back——Long-term local leader

A toad crosses the road——It’s a camouflage little Jeep and you still run away

A toad with feathers on its back - a foreign bird

A toad with small hands on its back - a treasure in the palm of your hand

A toad yawns - with a loud tone

Please enjoy the collection of classic sayings:

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A short man rides a big horse - a dilemma between up and down

A short man rides on a tall horse - a dilemma between up and down

The dwarf sat on a high stool - out of reach

Then he dug out the seeds from the gourd - each one was missing

Then he dug his head into the fire pit - he held his breath and made a fire

Then Zhongtou drank water - reluctantly

The short man pushed his palm - the shot was not high

The short man climbed uphill - greedy for cheap

Arabic numerals 8 characters separate families ——Zero to zero (0:0)

Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis——Kuye (ye)

(It is a metaphor that the two masters are equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority, superiority or inferiority) . )

A Dou becomes the emperor - weak and incompetent

Fighting under the chopping board - unable to fly

The nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband) )

Take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old method

Play boxing in secret - fight for a while

An Lushan raised troops - rebelled against 4 children Joke 4 Love Joke 4 Judge Police and Thief 4 Hospital Joke

No matter what you do, consider the happiness of others first, you are a superman. Think about your own happiness first, you are just a human being. If you make others unhappy and you are unhappy yourself, you are a fool.

Chop the bones on the chopping board - simply do it

The frog on the shore - jump at the touch of a finger

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Level 8 Become a master at work - strive for excellence, learn to play percussion at the age of eighty - out of breath

The moon on August 15th - bright and upright

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - specializing in soft ’s pinch

The big cannon in the middle of the night - a blockbuster

Hold the charcoal and kiss - touch the nose and it will be black

Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life rather than your wealth

Potato-cooked lotus root - sharing the joys and sorrows

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Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - a big misfortune

Boiled dumplings in a teapot - can't be poured out

The demolished temple - no god

The bricks from the kiln - finalized

Garbage in the kitchen - trivial things

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The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time

The eldest man sat in the hall - shouting and drinking

Cannons to shoot sparrows - not enough money

Water flooded the Dragon King Temple - they did not recognize their own people

Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu

On the belly Sharpening the knife - so dangerous

Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart

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No chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy

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A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself

Blowing the flute on the plane - singing a high tune

Blowing the trumpet on the plane - making noise in the air (thinking)

Lighting up on the plane - clever

Hang a bag on the plane - to pretend to be cool (crazy)

Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle ( (Ping)

Dreaming on the plane - God knows

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Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

Newly hatched chick - —A tough mouth but soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns fight mosquitoes - overkill

Dogs chase mice - meddle in other people's business

Dogs chase ducks - croak

A dog has horns on its head - pretending to be a sheep

A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on its mouth

A dog bites a mouse - it is nosy

Playing a sheep The head is sold as dog meat - different inside and outside

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A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just right

A monk holding an umbrella - lawless

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Holding ice in arms - feeling chilled

Blowing the trumpet under the Coptis tree - enjoying the hardship

Weasel greeting the chicken for the New Year - no good intentions The train blows the whistle - blowing (Name) is quite famous

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Pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelons - be greedy for small things and lose big things

Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who are willing will take the bait

Looking at the moon with myopia - such a big star

Row a boat in a well - not much future

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Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff

Confucius moves house - Jing Shu (lose)

Putting nails in pockets - everyone wants to get ahead

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Pulse grinding The donkey's harness broke - it spun around for a while

The piano player's lost songbook - no music

The lazy woman's bound feet - smelly and long

Tigers fighting - cannot be advised

Tiger hanging rosary beads - fake compassion

Tiger pulling cart - who can drive (dare)

Tiger butt - cannot be touched

Plucking hair from a tiger’s head - I don’t know how powerful it is

Swatting a fly from a tiger’s head - so brave

Plucking teeth from a tiger’s mouth - seeking death

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Lao Jiu's younger brother - Lao Shi (real)

Old cow chasing rabbit - too weak to use up his strength

A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat him

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The mouse gnawed the plate - it was all porcelain (words) The mouse met the cat - it was hard to escape

The mouse jumped into the chaff hoard - empty joy

The mouse got in In the bellows - two sides are angry

The mouse got into the bookcase - chewing words

Brothers on Liangshan - no acquaintance without fighting

Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house ——Be careful and cautious

Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid

Liu Bei threw a bucket - to win people's hearts

Liu Bei asked for a bride - made the fake come true

Uncle Liu Huang Crying in Jingzhou - scaring people with tears

Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - saw the magic

The Dragon King jumped into the sea - returned to his hometown

The ears of the deaf - decoration

Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

Crossing the river stroking his beard - excessive modesty

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Mazi skydiving - the sky is full of flowers

A camel in a herd of horses - a superior one

Ma Di's use of troops - an exaggeration

Horse tails as strings - not worth playing (talk)

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Selling bean sprouts without a scale - grabbing indiscriminately

Blind people take to the streets - defiant

Cat eats mice - a matter of course

A cat cries a mouse - fake compassion, a donkey and an ox go up against each other - go all out to do it

The stones in the pit - smelly and hard

Take medicine when you are not sick - ask for trouble Eating

Seeing peonies in a dream - dreaming of beauty

Fire in the temple - panicked

Carpenter in shackles - self-inflicted consequences

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Selling a phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between high and low

The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot protect himself

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The Judge’s Daughter——Ghost Girl

The oiled ball——round and slippery

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Seven orifices are understood and six are understood——Nothing is understood

Ride a donkey and read the songbook - wait and see

Qin Qiong sells horses - there is no way

Qin Shihuang destroyed the six kingdoms - unified the world

Grasshoppers after autumn—can’t jump for a few days

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Ants on a hot pot—turning around

Beat dogs with meat buns—there is no end No reply

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Sorghum in autumn - Laolaihong

Looking forward to the moon at thirty nights - no hope

Beach Walking up - one step at a time

The waxing moon - pointed at both ends (treacherous) No need for an awl to put on shoes - needles (true) work

Fetching water from fifteen buckets - Up and down

The dung beetle moves away - get out

The dung beetle goes to the restaurant - smelly and particular

The birthday boy takes the pipa - an old saying

Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows it

Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu)yong

Sun Erniang opens a shop - not allowed to enter

Sun Houhou wears Undershirt - not half human

Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panicked

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - capable of being big or small

Sun Wukong somersaulted ——One Hundred and Eight Thousand Miles

Sun Wukong meets the Tathagata Buddha - there is a law that is difficult to use

Sun Wukong hears the Golden Hoop Mantra - he has a headache

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Stolen gongs and drums - cannot be beaten

Looking for pimples in hair - faultfinding

Light on the head - Gao Ming

Bald The lice on the body - it's obvious

The rabbit pulls the cart - jumping up and down

The rabbit tail - can't grow and has a thermos tied to the calf - the level is relatively high

The hunchback goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight

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The nephew is lighting a lantern - looking after the uncle (old)

The bastard is eating a weighing weight - he is iron Heart

Tortoises laughing at turtles - each other

Mosquitoes yawning - such loud breaths

Turtles treating guests - all tortoises

The turtle laughs at the bastard - each other

Wu Dalang flies a kite - the shot is not high

Too far

A blind man lights a lamp - in vain

A blind man walks on the street - he is arrogant

A blind man recognizes a needle - he cannot meet his eyes

Scallions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) and two white

The little monk chants sutras - with mouth but no heart

Xiao Ni

Loach jumps over the dragon gate - delusion of becoming a dragon

A boy beats me - how unreasonable

A scholar encounters a soldier - it makes sense

Xu Beihong's horse - in the middle It’s useless

Xu Shu entered Cao’s camp without saying a word

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The mute was beaten-he couldn’t explain the pain

A mute eats Coptis chinensis—a mute eats dumplings—knows the troubles

A mute picks up gold—unspeakable joy

The Lord of Hell posts notices—a series of lies

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Ye Gong likes dragons - he talks what he means

Eating lotus root with one chopstick - specializing in picking eyes

The water in the fish's mouth - goes in and out

The moon follows the sun - borrowing light

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Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake

Zhang Fei threads a needle - big eyes stare at small eyes

Zhang Fei sells tofu - hard people but not hard goods

Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black versus black

Sesame blossoms - growing steadily

The sesame fell into the eye of the needle - what a coincidence

Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - one was willing to hit, the other was willing to suffer

Zhou Yu died - so angry

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Zhu Bajie drinks knife-sharpening water - internal rust (show)

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside

Putting onions in a pig's nose - pretending to be an image

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Fetching water with a bamboo basket - in vain

Grease the awl - sharp and slippery

Whistling at night - to strengthen your courage

The blind man peels garlic - nonsense

The blind man learns embroidery - blindly shows off his talent

The blind man takes to the street - arrogant

The blind man gives the blind man Leading the way - talking nonsense

A blind man riding a blind horse - running wild

A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find

Cuttlefish belly and puffer fish liver - black And poisonous

The monk in the temple - carefree

The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane

Farting in the temple - —Grandpa Xun is here

The Buddha in the temple is blind

The horse in the temple is (surprised) unable to function

The bell in the temple— The voice is empty

Feeding jasmine flowers to camels - how much does that cost

Moldy winter melon - full of bad water

Moldy lotus couple - bad Eyes of the Heart

Bee’s Butt – Stinging Head

Bee’s Eyes – Protruding

Bee Nest – Hole

Bee Sting People——*urgent

Bees fly to the paintings——empty joy

Coal goes into water——it will never be cleaned up in a lifetime

People who are embarrassed by coal—— - Black-hearted

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - making illegal money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak

The eyebrows are on fire - the eyes are red

Set firecrackers on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you

Put a ladder on the eyebrows - one cannot fit on the face

Grab the eyebrows and beard - no matter the priority

Having gall on the eyebrows - suffering before your eyes

Swinging on the eyebrows - mysterious

Pinching lice on the eyebrows - eye color (lice)

I turned around one by one when I was sleeping

Pushing rice porridge in my eyes - pretending to be stupid

My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom

Mei Xiang Pay homage - they are all slaves

Dinner in the dream - greedy

See coptis in the dream - think about it bitterly

Think about the wife in the dream - think about it To be beautiful

A sparrow marries a girl - blow and beat carefully

A sparrow drinks from the river - can't do it

A sparrow moves - chats qingqing

The sparrow flies into the photo studio - it is easy to meet but difficult to talk

The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, the frame is not small. The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

The belly of a sparrow—

—Narrow-minded

The sparrow fell in the noodle vat - the mouth was mushy

The sparrow had a meeting - careful discussion

The sparrow fell on the archway - the thing was not big , the air is not small

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

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Pockmarked skydiving - a riot of excitement

Embroidering pieces of linen - a waste of effort

Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material

Linen Entering the water - the lemon is not dry

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - the wrong line

Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it

Thread the hemp rope Embroidery needle - can't pass

Hanging eggs with hemp rope - both ends are empty

Stringing tofu with hemp rope - can't lift it up

Pull up the electric lamp on the hemp rope ——The route is wrong

The sack contains *——I don’t know the black and white

Embroidery on the sack piece-one generation (bag) is not as good as the other generation (bag)

Embroidery on sack ——Bad foundation

Frying tofu in sesame oil--costing a lot of money to thread twine through the eye of a needle--just passable

Ma Liushu's solution to the board--not serious material

Hemp stalks used as scales - not sure about farming

Mahuaer hanged himself - Crisp ghost

Sealed boat launch - opening is a disaster

Sealed boat launch ——Go with the flow

The cat chants sutras—pretending to be a good person

The mouse in the cat’s mouth—there is nothing left

The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly

The cat's paw reaches into the fish tank - wants to catch a handful

The cat wears a tiger - shows off its power

The cat has tiger gall in its belly - it cannot be fierce

Owl catches mouse - does good deeds and gets reviled

Owl sings - calls blindly

Cat guards mouse hole - remains calm

Cat Being driven up a tree by a tiger - thanks to saving a hand

A cat plays with a mouse - coaxing it to play

A cat won't eat a dead mouse - pretending to be polite

The cat's mouth The mice - can't escape

The cat catches the mouse and the dog looks after the door - his job

Roasts the biscuits - no good products

Cotton ears - - Can't stand the blow

Exchange cotton for walnuts - eat hard and not soft There are needles hidden in the cotton - soft but hard

Fire in the cotton pile - no way to save

Looking for fleas in cotton piles - no trace

Growing sesame seeds in cotton fields - killing two birds with one stone

Cotton ears - soft roots

Cotton plugged My nose was broken - it was uncomfortable to hold it in

The cotton roll looked for the gong - there was no reply

The cotton mallet played the drum - there was no sound

The cotton yarn led the donkey - Unreliable

Cotton pants have no legs - they are half cold

Cotton jackets are changed into leather jackets - getting better and better

The matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of flowers

The matchmaker proposes a marriage - just choose something nice to say

The matchmaker is lost - there is nothing to say

The matchmaker praises the girl - she talks like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - being steady

Having fun by feeling the light - playing tricks

Feeling the stones in the dark - hitting the wall everywhere

Blindfolded Guizan - not in the right way

Wrapped in a quilt and farted - swallowed alone

Blindfolded and grinded - wandering around blindly

The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - if others do not praise themselves, they should praise themselves

Mazi is not called Mazi - a deception

Mazi is in charge - he has many ideas...

Mazi knocks on the door ——It’s a real trap

Pockmarked face—full of shortcomings

Nails in the sack—the head exposed

Water chestnuts in the sack—hard Need to drill out

Making dragon robes out of sackcloth bags - not this material

Embroidery on sackcloth bags - the foundation is too poor

Building bridges with hemp straw - quite poor

Building a bridge with hemp stalks - sad

Although the sparrow is small - it has both liver and gallbladder

The sparrow follows the pattern and flies -

Stay up all night for nothing

Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it up

Ma Noshu unblocks the board - not a serious material

Hitting a tiger with a hemp pole - it doesn't hurt Not itchy

Photography with pockmarks...his face doesn't look good

Reading on horseback - we'll see

Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess

Malaysian coffee - intriguing

A horse spoon touching the edge of a pot - a common occurrence

A horse bit on a cow's mouth - Hu Le

The road is not called a road - justice

(①A metaphor for justice. ②Fairness and reasonableness.) A horse's tail carrying tofu - cannot be strung together

A wasp crossing the river - —With (evil) poison

A wasp stung a bald man - without a cover

A fly in a manger - eating as a meal

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - —Close before our eyes

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage—can’t escape

Looking at the peonies on the gazebo—it’s cool to be a ghost

Looking at the wind Pu Ying - all in vain (a metaphor for gaining nothing.

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The snail on the mast - relying on the sky to eat

The spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer

Wast sting, scorpion Tail - can't be offended

Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)

Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)

Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over

Hindsight - too late

Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required

Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too

The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal

The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength

Hornet's nest - Can't be poked

Ant carries a snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost

Ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of its mouth ant climbs a broom - all roads are open

Ant Locked in a birdcage - there are many ways

Ant talks - meets

Ant urinates in a book - does not know (show) many words

Ant moves a millstone ——A waste of effort

A stab in the neck of an ant is not a tube that bleeds

Ant drags a mouse - the heart is full but the strength is insufficient

The ant moves - everyone moves Mouth

The ants are picking up insects - all of them are working hard

The mantis on the back of the ant - shouldering the heavy responsibility

A knife on the ant's head - no flesh and blood

Ant eats fireflies - it lights up in its belly

Ant eats chaff - it's so shameless

Ant moves Mount Tai - it's cruel

Ant carries a big tree - not overestimated

The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly

The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it

The ant Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people

Grasshoppers carrying bricks - being overwhelmed

Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities

Grasshoppers Sneezing - mouth full of green grass

The grasshopper climbs onto the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare the grasshopper's body - cartilage

The grasshopper sees blood - sting ( Stare) and hold on

The ants are in the way - the car will not overturn

The ant has a sharp point when it catches the cow - it thinks it has reached a high mountain

The ants speak ——Meet the head

Ant moves—either a phoenix or a rain

The grasshopper gets on the bean rack—the little thing uses the big rack to scare people

Ant looks at the sky— —I don’t know the height

Ants climb trees - Luzi Township

Ants drink water-a drop is enough

Ants go down to the pond-I don’t know the depth

The ant enters the cell - it has its own way out

The landmine laid - is about to explode

Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice - well-founded

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Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice

Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods

Sold clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body

Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law - doing it upside down

Selling a dog jacket to buy pants - too short to be seen by anyone

Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law ——Hu Tossing

Selling children to sing a big show - What is the merit of celebrating

The water seller looks at the big river - it is all money. The frying spoon seller - pick the one that is sure

Selling rice without liters - bad intentions (quantity)

Loss from selling fried rice - greedy stalls) are big

The crab seller goes on stage - —There are many roles, but not many can sing

Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame

Selling clay pots - having one set and one set

The man selling earthenware basins fell down - he was in a mess

The man selling shrimps didn't use a scale - he was blind (shrimp)

The man selling salt drank boiled water - it had no taste

The coffin seller gritted his teeth - hating people to death

The steamed bun seller mixed lime - his face remained unchanged

The bean sprout seller shook his basket - clean and tidy

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The oil seller does not use salt - does not care about (nothing)

The fried dough sticks seller plays the huqin - plays the (oil) hand leisurely (string)

Selling A cow sells his hair and marries a mute - nothing to say

The tofu seller is a fool -

—The business is not big but the air is big

The flower seller talks about the fragrance of the flowers; the tea seller talks about the freshness of the vegetables - each has its own way.

The duck seller changed the basket - poured (tricked) eggs

Bought wheat and used it in a basket - steamed the steamed buns without steaming (fighting) the weather; the water seller looked at the big river - It’s all money

Wheat straw blowing on fire - stingy

Wheat awns poke into the eyes - stinging and painful

Wheat chaff rubbing rope - no match Get started

Kowtow in the wheat stubble field - poke your eyes

Put the straw against the door - in vain

Use the straw as a scale - no weight

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Blowing fire through wheat straw - being stingy

Using wheat straw as a scale - looking down on people

Looking at people through wheat straw - looking down on them

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Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired cannons randomly

Swallowed the charcoal - became mute

The person who pretended to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - who has never seen that Erhualian?

The sky is full of paste - Lake (Hu) Clouds

The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering

The sun is full of gold teeth - open your mouth It’s just a lie (yellow)

The garden is full of fruits—just you (genus) are red

A mouse covered in oil dives into the fire—how can it be easier

The blind man plays Pai Gow - blind touch

The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense

The blind man chats - talks nonsense

The blind man buys a speaker A blind boast

The blind man lights up a lantern - to shine on others but not himself. The blind man wears glasses - just to show off

A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes around

Cats don’t eat fish and they act polite

Cats catch mice...an ancestral craft

Cats catch mice and dogs watch the door——.

Everyone plays his part

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand

The cat drills into the dog hole and it is easy to pass

The cat drills into the mouse hole - it cannot pass

The cat catches the mouse - relying on its own ability

The owl sings~...a strange sound and tune

The donkey grinds...and can't escape from this circle

Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell right

The stones in the toilet...are smelly and hard

A metaphor for a bad reputation and a stubborn attitude

Throwing bombs in the latrine...causing public outrage (feces)

Putting an electric fan in the latrine...~makes the stinky scene

Putting roses in the latrine...doesn’t produce any fragrance

Big dung maggots in the latrine - Survival from death

Peacock in the latrine - stinking music

Weighing weights in the latrine - again and again Hard

The hat has nothing to use as an insole - be demoted to the end

Impersonation - pretending to be a real pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)

Duckweed without roots - helpless

Toothless wife chews bones - licks them

Putting briquettes in lime - black and white

Soot mixed with lime - no distinction between black and white

Set firecrackers on eyebrows - fire (disaster) in front of your eyes

Gourmets have nothing to say about food and clothing

Mei Lanfang sings Farewell My Concubine - a good show

Looking at people through the cracks in the door - looking down on people

The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one

Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision

Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out

The seal on the door - cannot be pulled

The broom behind the door - specializing in dirty things to do

The weight in the corner of the door - a dead (real) mind

Behind the door to wipe the dead person - on tenterhooks

The door frame is stripped of its original shape and looks like a big one

Hung mats on the door - outrageous (painting)

Listening to the thunder in the dark - unclear about the east, west and north

Farting under the quilt - swallowing alone

Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally and heartily Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles

Eating in dreams Honey - sweet to think about

Flying on a plane in the dream - thinking about it all

Picking up money in the dream - being blindly happy

Having a wife in the dream - —It’s a beautiful thought

Getting married in a dream - a good thing will not come true

What the dream said - I don’t know whether it is true or not

The dream about the groom - empty A happy wedding

Maitreya Buddha - smile every day

The sun in the rice crotch - cannot be blocked

Sleeping in the rice - covered with eyes

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Sifting rice to fill with water - lots of loopholes

Cooking rice into porridge - confused

Rice shops selling salt - nosy (salty) things

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Boiled pancakes in warm water - hot on the skin but cool on the heart

Blanched chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull

Poached chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked

Warm and stir-fry beef - slow work

Boil turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive

Cover your ears and fire off cannons - afraid of overhearing

Hold your wallet to catch a thief - be extra careless

Hold your butt and cross the river - be careful of overstepping (crossing)

Water beside the eaves - never leave the nest

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Sheltering from the rain under the eaves - not for long

Hanging *but - drops of bitter water under the eaves

The roof is hit by continuous rain, a boat is broken and a phoenix encounters the head ——Misfortune

The tortoise on the roof can’t reach the sky or the ground

The baby teases his sister——Hehehahaha

The baby fish climbs up the tree—— Looking left and right, it looks like it’s not a human being

The mouth of a giant salamander - delicious

Mosquito bites eggs - seamless and drillable

Mosquito bites - it all depends You have a good mouth

Mosquito farts - stingy

Mosquitoes can recognize male and female when they fly - good eyesight

Mosquito bites eggs - no holes People

Mosquitoes holding weighing weights ~ It’s such a hot day

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Mosquito is looking for liver and gallbladder - deliberately making things difficult

Mosquito yawns - the weather is not bad

Mosquito Looking for spiders - throwing themselves into a trap

Mosquitoes sing a ditty - they want to bite people

Mosquitoes are slapped - they suffer the consequences

Going to the market at night ——Scattered

Sleeping in a snail shell—difficult to turn over

Snail attending a banquet—uninvited guest

Snail’s house—carrying it on one’s back and snail racing— —Climb slowly

A centipede eats a scorpion—fighting poison with poison

Fresh peaches on a cliff thousands of feet high—no one pays attention (picks them); no one tastes them

Long live the man's hut - no share of you (dung)

Long live he fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your big horse

amused around the beggar - —Make the poor happy

Eating watermelon around the stove - sweet in the heart and warm in the body

Playing chess on the Go board - wrong numbers

God of Wealth The Lord knocks on the door - blessings fall from the sky; great good things

Happy baby watching a play - happy

Baby watching magic - incomprehensible

Dolls take to the streets - wherever there is excitement

Dolls play with fire - never do it

Dolls become commanders - villains succeed

Dolls play chess ——No big picture in mind

Baby rides a Trojan horse——No progress, no retreat

Smell the snuff and dip it in saliva——Fake connoisseur

Smell the coffin and call for some incense—— —Death is imminent

Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what I wanted

I dug out my eyes to be a judge - I am blind to the end and I am tiled with pomegranates - I can't eat it after seeing it

Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng

Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas

Blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air

Playing the flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye

Blowing a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) energy

Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious

Waizui blows conch - two generals

Waizui monk eats snails and becomes crooked

Waizui's mother-in-law drinks soup - drinks from left to right

The crooked-mouthed woman stumbled—the wrong way up and down were wrong

The crooked-mouthed monk could not say a serious word as soon as he recited sutras

The crooked-mouthed woman became a cavalryman—and immediately lost her face

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Talking with a crooked neck - not speaking the right words

Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat crookedly - unseemly

Pairing a crooked pot with a flat stove - a set with a set

Tilting one's head to watch the show and watching the show tilted - making trouble without reason

A monk with a crooked mouth blowing out a lamp - a slanted air

Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen

Looking at the watch with a crooked neck - an incorrect view

Putting a necklace on a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful

A man with a crooked mouth plays a trumpet - the tune is not correct. A nephew wears filial piety - —Unsuccessful (Uncle)

Grandma gave birth to a little son—Yujiu (Male)

The Kitchen God in the outer room——sits alone

Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)

Pick up a piece of pavement outside and throw a fur jacket in the house - the gain outweighs the loss

The foreign trade goods are not up to standard - it is difficult to get out

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The scimitar meets the gourd to cut vegetables - just right

The bent tree - cannot straighten

Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year

The tortoise eats a weight - he is determined

The tortoise eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls

The tortoise has chicken feathers in his belly - he has the heart of a turtle (return) Arrow

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year——Every year is not as good as the previous one

Wang Qi’s brother——Wang Ba

The native is blind in reading the notice----- Pretending

The Queen Mother’s Hammer and Stone—After the Grand Formation

Wang Anshi drew a circle—leaving a tail

Wang Qiao fought against Shi Chong— The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it

The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix, if you want a rain, it will rain. Wang Zuo's broken arm - leave one hand

The bastard eats the weight - iron

The tortoise bites his finger - he refuses to let go

The tortoise makes a report - he holds back his voice and his breath

The butt of the tortoise ——Provisions (tortoise)

Wang Ba’s heart - rectum and belly; can’t pretend to be anything

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas

Wang Dao Earthen talismans - you understand

Wang Po selling melons - selling yourself and boasting

Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - having foresight

Wang Ba carrying the fork - conscious There is light

The bastard eats watermelon - rolling and crawling

Wang Xiaoer plays gongs and drums - so poor that he can't make a sound