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Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) affairs
Huozi drinking soup - shameless and obscene
Huozi becoming a disciple - shameless
Burning paper on the grave - fooling ghosts
Farting in bed - being able to be literary (sniffing) and martial (covering)
Farting in bed - swallowing it all
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Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief - unjust death
Step on the tightrope with a big belly - take risks
Practice swimming in a large manure tank - really not afraid of death (Shit)
The Jade Emperor farts - air of dignity
Moldy grapes - full of bad water
Dancing with a machete on the cemetery - scary
p>Stretching the bow in the cemetery - shooting (sex) ghosts
The dog eats tofu brain - can't hold its idle (title)
Driving a cart without a whip - relying on flattery
Business in the coffin shop - money for life and death
The kidnapper enters the hospital - autonomous (self-control) sleep (feet)
Gecko lifts the door curtain
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Showing a small hand
Having a baby on the plane - high school student
Monk chanting - menstruation
Lifting Pants falling off the coffin - rude to the dead
Pole vaulting in the toilet - too much (feces)
Lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death (feces)
Toilet Set off firecrackers - shaking feces (fen)
The Dragon King farts - aura
The coffin stretches out his hand - he wants money even if he dies
Eat the iron bars to pull the cover Aluminum - actually made it from the butt
The old lady touched the switch - full of energy
The bastard had boils on his butt - rotten regulations (rotten turtle butt)
The bastard's butt - regulations
The bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from the superior)
A little bastard standing on top of the bastard - there are new regulations above
p>The tortoise does somersaults - rules one after another
The farts of gods - extraordinary
Talk about storytelling on the plane - empty words
I'll give you three points of color - you run a dyeing workshop
The sun is full of gold teeth - you lie when you open your mouth (yellow)
Blind people chat - you talk nonsense
The blind man wears glasses - you are pretending to be better
Throwing bombs in the manhole - you arouse public outrage (dung)
The blind man learns embroidery - you are just trying to show off
Having a baby is not called having a baby - scary
The bastard eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls
Long live he fell into the well - he didn't dare to work ( Fishing) your big driver
Gouged out his eyes and acted as a judge - blind to the end
The dung beetle was lying on the road - pretending to be a car!
The toad has no hair - just like the roots
The pig's nose is forked with onions - pretending to be an elephant
The rice is undercooked - it's boring
Two bulls fighting - a true (earning) bull comparison
Touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (shit)
Looking at the sky with your buttocks turned - — Eyes without eyes
Fart in the belly button - how did you make the noise (think it)
Fart in the spittoon - think (the noise) is hard to stop
80-year-old virgin ——Resist Japan to the end.
The rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.
Boiled balls in a paste pot - you are still angry when you say you are a bastard.
The old peacock spreads his tail - being sentimental
Pancakes and fruits are poisoned ——Don’t do this kind of thing
A toad has little hands behind its back——Long-term local leader
A toad crosses the road——It’s a camouflage little Jeep and you still run away
A toad with feathers on its back - a foreign bird
A toad with small hands on its back - a treasure in the palm of your hand
A toad yawns - with a loud tone
Please enjoy the collection of classic sayings:
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A short man rides a big horse - a dilemma between up and down
A short man rides on a tall horse - a dilemma between up and down
The dwarf sat on a high stool - out of reach
Then he dug out the seeds from the gourd - each one was missing
Then he dug his head into the fire pit - he held his breath and made a fire
Then Zhongtou drank water - reluctantly
The short man pushed his palm - the shot was not high
The short man climbed uphill - greedy for cheap
Arabic numerals 8 characters separate families ——Zero to zero (0:0)
Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis——Kuye (ye)
(It is a metaphor that the two masters are equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority, superiority or inferiority) . )
A Dou becomes the emperor - weak and incompetent
Fighting under the chopping board - unable to fly
The nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband) )
Take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old method
Play boxing in secret - fight for a while
An Lushan raised troops - rebelled against 4 children Joke 4 Love Joke 4 Judge Police and Thief 4 Hospital Joke
No matter what you do, consider the happiness of others first, you are a superman. Think about your own happiness first, you are just a human being. If you make others unhappy and you are unhappy yourself, you are a fool.
Chop the bones on the chopping board - simply do it
The frog on the shore - jump at the touch of a finger
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Level 8 Become a master at work - strive for excellence, learn to play percussion at the age of eighty - out of breath
The moon on August 15th - bright and upright
Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - specializing in soft ’s pinch
The big cannon in the middle of the night - a blockbuster
Hold the charcoal and kiss - touch the nose and it will be black
Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life rather than your wealth
Potato-cooked lotus root - sharing the joys and sorrows
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Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - a big misfortune
Boiled dumplings in a teapot - can't be poured out
The demolished temple - no god
The bricks from the kiln - finalized
Garbage in the kitchen - trivial things
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The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time
The eldest man sat in the hall - shouting and drinking
Cannons to shoot sparrows - not enough money
Water flooded the Dragon King Temple - they did not recognize their own people
Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu
On the belly Sharpening the knife - so dangerous
Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart
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No chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy
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A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself
Blowing the flute on the plane - singing a high tune
Blowing the trumpet on the plane - making noise in the air (thinking)
Lighting up on the plane - clever
Hang a bag on the plane - to pretend to be cool (crazy)
Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle ( (Ping)
Dreaming on the plane - God knows
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Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless
Newly hatched chick - —A tough mouth but soft legs
Anti-aircraft guns fight mosquitoes - overkill
Dogs chase mice - meddle in other people's business
Dogs chase ducks - croak
A dog has horns on its head - pretending to be a sheep
A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on its mouth
A dog bites a mouse - it is nosy
Playing a sheep The head is sold as dog meat - different inside and outside
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A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just right
A monk holding an umbrella - lawless
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Holding ice in arms - feeling chilled
Blowing the trumpet under the Coptis tree - enjoying the hardship
Weasel greeting the chicken for the New Year - no good intentions The train blows the whistle - blowing (Name) is quite famous
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Pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelons - be greedy for small things and lose big things
Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who are willing will take the bait
Looking at the moon with myopia - such a big star
Row a boat in a well - not much future
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Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff
Confucius moves house - Jing Shu (lose)
Putting nails in pockets - everyone wants to get ahead
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Pulse grinding The donkey's harness broke - it spun around for a while
The piano player's lost songbook - no music
The lazy woman's bound feet - smelly and long
Tigers fighting - cannot be advised
Tiger hanging rosary beads - fake compassion
Tiger pulling cart - who can drive (dare)
Tiger butt - cannot be touched
Plucking hair from a tiger’s head - I don’t know how powerful it is
Swatting a fly from a tiger’s head - so brave
Plucking teeth from a tiger’s mouth - seeking death
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Lao Jiu's younger brother - Lao Shi (real)
Old cow chasing rabbit - too weak to use up his strength
A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat him
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The mouse gnawed the plate - it was all porcelain (words) The mouse met the cat - it was hard to escape
The mouse jumped into the chaff hoard - empty joy
The mouse got in In the bellows - two sides are angry
The mouse got into the bookcase - chewing words
Brothers on Liangshan - no acquaintance without fighting
Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house ——Be careful and cautious
Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid
Liu Bei threw a bucket - to win people's hearts
Liu Bei asked for a bride - made the fake come true
Uncle Liu Huang Crying in Jingzhou - scaring people with tears
Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - saw the magic
The Dragon King jumped into the sea - returned to his hometown
The ears of the deaf - decoration
Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries
Crossing the river stroking his beard - excessive modesty
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Mazi skydiving - the sky is full of flowers
A camel in a herd of horses - a superior one
Ma Di's use of troops - an exaggeration
Horse tails as strings - not worth playing (talk)
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Selling bean sprouts without a scale - grabbing indiscriminately
Blind people take to the streets - defiant
Cat eats mice - a matter of course
A cat cries a mouse - fake compassion, a donkey and an ox go up against each other - go all out to do it
The stones in the pit - smelly and hard
Take medicine when you are not sick - ask for trouble Eating
Seeing peonies in a dream - dreaming of beauty
Fire in the temple - panicked
Carpenter in shackles - self-inflicted consequences
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Selling a phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between high and low
The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot protect himself
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The Judge’s Daughter——Ghost Girl
The oiled ball——round and slippery
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Seven orifices are understood and six are understood——Nothing is understood
Ride a donkey and read the songbook - wait and see
Qin Qiong sells horses - there is no way
Qin Shihuang destroyed the six kingdoms - unified the world
Grasshoppers after autumn—can’t jump for a few days
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Ants on a hot pot—turning around
Beat dogs with meat buns—there is no end No reply
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Sorghum in autumn - Laolaihong
Looking forward to the moon at thirty nights - no hope
Beach Walking up - one step at a time
The waxing moon - pointed at both ends (treacherous) No need for an awl to put on shoes - needles (true) work
Fetching water from fifteen buckets - Up and down
The dung beetle moves away - get out
The dung beetle goes to the restaurant - smelly and particular
The birthday boy takes the pipa - an old saying
Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows it
Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu)yong
Sun Erniang opens a shop - not allowed to enter
Sun Houhou wears Undershirt - not half human
Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panicked
Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - capable of being big or small
Sun Wukong somersaulted ——One Hundred and Eight Thousand Miles
Sun Wukong meets the Tathagata Buddha - there is a law that is difficult to use
Sun Wukong hears the Golden Hoop Mantra - he has a headache
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Stolen gongs and drums - cannot be beaten
Looking for pimples in hair - faultfinding
Light on the head - Gao Ming
Bald The lice on the body - it's obvious
The rabbit pulls the cart - jumping up and down
The rabbit tail - can't grow and has a thermos tied to the calf - the level is relatively high
The hunchback goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight
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The nephew is lighting a lantern - looking after the uncle (old)
The bastard is eating a weighing weight - he is iron Heart
Tortoises laughing at turtles - each other
Mosquitoes yawning - such loud breaths
Turtles treating guests - all tortoises
The turtle laughs at the bastard - each other
Wu Dalang flies a kite - the shot is not high
Too far
A blind man lights a lamp - in vain
A blind man walks on the street - he is arrogant
A blind man recognizes a needle - he cannot meet his eyes
Scallions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) and two white
The little monk chants sutras - with mouth but no heart
Xiao Ni
Loach jumps over the dragon gate - delusion of becoming a dragon
A boy beats me - how unreasonable
A scholar encounters a soldier - it makes sense
Xu Beihong's horse - in the middle It’s useless
Xu Shu entered Cao’s camp without saying a word
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The mute was beaten-he couldn’t explain the pain
A mute eats Coptis chinensis—a mute eats dumplings—knows the troubles
A mute picks up gold—unspeakable joy
The Lord of Hell posts notices—a series of lies
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Ye Gong likes dragons - he talks what he means
Eating lotus root with one chopstick - specializing in picking eyes
The water in the fish's mouth - goes in and out
The moon follows the sun - borrowing light
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Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake
Zhang Fei threads a needle - big eyes stare at small eyes
Zhang Fei sells tofu - hard people but not hard goods
Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black versus black
Sesame blossoms - growing steadily
The sesame fell into the eye of the needle - what a coincidence
Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - one was willing to hit, the other was willing to suffer
Zhou Yu died - so angry
p>Zhu Bajie drinks knife-sharpening water - internal rust (show)
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside
Putting onions in a pig's nose - pretending to be an image
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Fetching water with a bamboo basket - in vain
Grease the awl - sharp and slippery
Whistling at night - to strengthen your courage
The blind man peels garlic - nonsense
The blind man learns embroidery - blindly shows off his talent
The blind man takes to the street - arrogant
The blind man gives the blind man Leading the way - talking nonsense
A blind man riding a blind horse - running wild
A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find
Cuttlefish belly and puffer fish liver - black And poisonous
The monk in the temple - carefree
The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane
Farting in the temple - —Grandpa Xun is here
The Buddha in the temple is blind
The horse in the temple is (surprised) unable to function
The bell in the temple— The voice is empty
Feeding jasmine flowers to camels - how much does that cost
Moldy winter melon - full of bad water
Moldy lotus couple - bad Eyes of the Heart
Bee’s Butt – Stinging Head
Bee’s Eyes – Protruding
Bee Nest – Hole
Bee Sting People——*urgent
Bees fly to the paintings——empty joy
Coal goes into water——it will never be cleaned up in a lifetime
People who are embarrassed by coal—— - Black-hearted
The shopkeeper of the coal shop - making illegal money
The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak
The eyebrows are on fire - the eyes are red
Set firecrackers on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you
Put a ladder on the eyebrows - one cannot fit on the face
Grab the eyebrows and beard - no matter the priority
Having gall on the eyebrows - suffering before your eyes
Swinging on the eyebrows - mysterious
Pinching lice on the eyebrows - eye color (lice)
I turned around one by one when I was sleeping
Pushing rice porridge in my eyes - pretending to be stupid
My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom
Mei Xiang Pay homage - they are all slaves
Dinner in the dream - greedy
See coptis in the dream - think about it bitterly
Think about the wife in the dream - think about it To be beautiful
A sparrow marries a girl - blow and beat carefully
A sparrow drinks from the river - can't do it
A sparrow moves - chats qingqing
The sparrow flies into the photo studio - it is easy to meet but difficult to talk
The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, the frame is not small. The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy
The belly of a sparrow—
—Narrow-minded
The sparrow fell in the noodle vat - the mouth was mushy
The sparrow had a meeting - careful discussion
The sparrow fell on the archway - the thing was not big , the air is not small
The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing
The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy
The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing
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Pockmarked skydiving - a riot of excitement
Embroidering pieces of linen - a waste of effort
Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material
Linen Entering the water - the lemon is not dry
Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - the wrong line
Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it
Thread the hemp rope Embroidery needle - can't pass
Hanging eggs with hemp rope - both ends are empty
Stringing tofu with hemp rope - can't lift it up
Pull up the electric lamp on the hemp rope ——The route is wrong
The sack contains *——I don’t know the black and white
Embroidery on the sack piece-one generation (bag) is not as good as the other generation (bag)
Embroidery on sack ——Bad foundation
Frying tofu in sesame oil--costing a lot of money to thread twine through the eye of a needle--just passable
Ma Liushu's solution to the board--not serious material
Hemp stalks used as scales - not sure about farming
Mahuaer hanged himself - Crisp ghost
Sealed boat launch - opening is a disaster
Sealed boat launch ——Go with the flow
The cat chants sutras—pretending to be a good person
The mouse in the cat’s mouth—there is nothing left
The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly
The cat's paw reaches into the fish tank - wants to catch a handful
The cat wears a tiger - shows off its power
The cat has tiger gall in its belly - it cannot be fierce
Owl catches mouse - does good deeds and gets reviled
Owl sings - calls blindly
Cat guards mouse hole - remains calm
Cat Being driven up a tree by a tiger - thanks to saving a hand
A cat plays with a mouse - coaxing it to play
A cat won't eat a dead mouse - pretending to be polite
The cat's mouth The mice - can't escape
The cat catches the mouse and the dog looks after the door - his job
Roasts the biscuits - no good products
Cotton ears - - Can't stand the blow
Exchange cotton for walnuts - eat hard and not soft There are needles hidden in the cotton - soft but hard
Fire in the cotton pile - no way to save
Looking for fleas in cotton piles - no trace
Growing sesame seeds in cotton fields - killing two birds with one stone
Cotton ears - soft roots
Cotton plugged My nose was broken - it was uncomfortable to hold it in
The cotton roll looked for the gong - there was no reply
The cotton mallet played the drum - there was no sound
The cotton yarn led the donkey - Unreliable
Cotton pants have no legs - they are half cold
Cotton jackets are changed into leather jackets - getting better and better
The matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of flowers
The matchmaker proposes a marriage - just choose something nice to say
The matchmaker is lost - there is nothing to say
The matchmaker praises the girl - she talks like a fairy
Crossing the river by feeling the stones - being steady
Having fun by feeling the light - playing tricks
Feeling the stones in the dark - hitting the wall everywhere
Blindfolded Guizan - not in the right way
Wrapped in a quilt and farted - swallowed alone
Blindfolded and grinded - wandering around blindly
The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - if others do not praise themselves, they should praise themselves
Mazi is not called Mazi - a deception
Mazi is in charge - he has many ideas...
Mazi knocks on the door ——It’s a real trap
Pockmarked face—full of shortcomings
Nails in the sack—the head exposed
Water chestnuts in the sack—hard Need to drill out
Making dragon robes out of sackcloth bags - not this material
Embroidery on sackcloth bags - the foundation is too poor
Building bridges with hemp straw - quite poor
Building a bridge with hemp stalks - sad
Although the sparrow is small - it has both liver and gallbladder
The sparrow follows the pattern and flies -
Stay up all night for nothing
Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it up
Ma Noshu unblocks the board - not a serious material
Hitting a tiger with a hemp pole - it doesn't hurt Not itchy
Photography with pockmarks...his face doesn't look good
Reading on horseback - we'll see
Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess
Malaysian coffee - intriguing
A horse spoon touching the edge of a pot - a common occurrence
A horse bit on a cow's mouth - Hu Le p>
The road is not called a road - justice
(①A metaphor for justice. ②Fairness and reasonableness.) A horse's tail carrying tofu - cannot be strung together
A wasp crossing the river - —With (evil) poison
A wasp stung a bald man - without a cover
A fly in a manger - eating as a meal
Looking at the scenery through a telescope - —Close before our eyes
The fish in the net, the bird in the cage—can’t escape
Looking at the peonies on the gazebo—it’s cool to be a ghost
Looking at the wind Pu Ying - all in vain (a metaphor for gaining nothing.
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The snail on the mast - relying on the sky to eat
The spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer
Wast sting, scorpion Tail - can't be offended
Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)
Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)
Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over
Hindsight - too late
Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required
Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too
The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal
The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength
Hornet's nest - Can't be poked
Ant carries a snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost
Ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of its mouth ant climbs a broom - all roads are open
Ant Locked in a birdcage - there are many ways
Ant talks - meets
Ant urinates in a book - does not know (show) many words
Ant moves a millstone ——A waste of effort
A stab in the neck of an ant is not a tube that bleeds
Ant drags a mouse - the heart is full but the strength is insufficient
The ant moves - everyone moves Mouth
The ants are picking up insects - all of them are working hard
The mantis on the back of the ant - shouldering the heavy responsibility
A knife on the ant's head - no flesh and blood
Ant eats fireflies - it lights up in its belly
Ant eats chaff - it's so shameless
Ant moves Mount Tai - it's cruel
Ant carries a big tree - not overestimated
The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly
The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it
The ant Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people
Grasshoppers carrying bricks - being overwhelmed
Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities
Grasshoppers Sneezing - mouth full of green grass
The grasshopper climbs onto the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare the grasshopper's body - cartilage
The grasshopper sees blood - sting ( Stare) and hold on
The ants are in the way - the car will not overturn
The ant has a sharp point when it catches the cow - it thinks it has reached a high mountain
The ants speak ——Meet the head
Ant moves—either a phoenix or a rain
The grasshopper gets on the bean rack—the little thing uses the big rack to scare people
Ant looks at the sky— —I don’t know the height
Ants climb trees - Luzi Township
Ants drink water-a drop is enough
Ants go down to the pond-I don’t know the depth
The ant enters the cell - it has its own way out
The landmine laid - is about to explode
Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice - well-founded
p>Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice
Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods
Sold clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body
Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law - doing it upside down
Selling a dog jacket to buy pants - too short to be seen by anyone
Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law ——Hu Tossing
Selling children to sing a big show - What is the merit of celebrating
The water seller looks at the big river - it is all money. The frying spoon seller - pick the one that is sure
Selling rice without liters - bad intentions (quantity)
Loss from selling fried rice - greedy stalls) are big
The crab seller goes on stage - —There are many roles, but not many can sing
Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame
Selling clay pots - having one set and one set
The man selling earthenware basins fell down - he was in a mess
The man selling shrimps didn't use a scale - he was blind (shrimp)
The man selling salt drank boiled water - it had no taste
The coffin seller gritted his teeth - hating people to death
The steamed bun seller mixed lime - his face remained unchanged
The bean sprout seller shook his basket - clean and tidy
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The oil seller does not use salt - does not care about (nothing)
The fried dough sticks seller plays the huqin - plays the (oil) hand leisurely (string)
Selling A cow sells his hair and marries a mute - nothing to say
The tofu seller is a fool -
—The business is not big but the air is big
The flower seller talks about the fragrance of the flowers; the tea seller talks about the freshness of the vegetables - each has its own way.
The duck seller changed the basket - poured (tricked) eggs
Bought wheat and used it in a basket - steamed the steamed buns without steaming (fighting) the weather; the water seller looked at the big river - It’s all money
Wheat straw blowing on fire - stingy
Wheat awns poke into the eyes - stinging and painful
Wheat chaff rubbing rope - no match Get started
Kowtow in the wheat stubble field - poke your eyes
Put the straw against the door - in vain
Use the straw as a scale - no weight
p>Blowing fire through wheat straw - being stingy
Using wheat straw as a scale - looking down on people
Looking at people through wheat straw - looking down on them
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Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired cannons randomly
Swallowed the charcoal - became mute
The person who pretended to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - who has never seen that Erhualian?
The sky is full of paste - Lake (Hu) Clouds
The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering
The sun is full of gold teeth - open your mouth It’s just a lie (yellow)
The garden is full of fruits—just you (genus) are red
A mouse covered in oil dives into the fire—how can it be easier
The blind man plays Pai Gow - blind touch
The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense
The blind man chats - talks nonsense
The blind man buys a speaker A blind boast
The blind man lights up a lantern - to shine on others but not himself. The blind man wears glasses - just to show off
A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes around
Cats don’t eat fish and they act polite
Cats catch mice...an ancestral craft
Cats catch mice and dogs watch the door——.
Everyone plays his part
The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand
The cat drills into the dog hole and it is easy to pass
The cat drills into the mouse hole - it cannot pass
The cat catches the mouse - relying on its own ability
The owl sings~...a strange sound and tune
The donkey grinds...and can't escape from this circle
Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell right
The stones in the toilet...are smelly and hard
A metaphor for a bad reputation and a stubborn attitude
Throwing bombs in the latrine...causing public outrage (feces)
Putting an electric fan in the latrine...~makes the stinky scene
Putting roses in the latrine...doesn’t produce any fragrance
Big dung maggots in the latrine - Survival from death
Peacock in the latrine - stinking music
Weighing weights in the latrine - again and again Hard
The hat has nothing to use as an insole - be demoted to the end
Impersonation - pretending to be a real pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)
Duckweed without roots - helpless
Toothless wife chews bones - licks them
Putting briquettes in lime - black and white
Soot mixed with lime - no distinction between black and white
Set firecrackers on eyebrows - fire (disaster) in front of your eyes
Gourmets have nothing to say about food and clothing
Mei Lanfang sings Farewell My Concubine - a good show
Looking at people through the cracks in the door - looking down on people
The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one
Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision
Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out
The seal on the door - cannot be pulled
The broom behind the door - specializing in dirty things to do
The weight in the corner of the door - a dead (real) mind
Behind the door to wipe the dead person - on tenterhooks
The door frame is stripped of its original shape and looks like a big one
Hung mats on the door - outrageous (painting)
Listening to the thunder in the dark - unclear about the east, west and north
Farting under the quilt - swallowing alone
Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally and heartily Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles
Eating in dreams Honey - sweet to think about
Flying on a plane in the dream - thinking about it all
Picking up money in the dream - being blindly happy
Having a wife in the dream - —It’s a beautiful thought
Getting married in a dream - a good thing will not come true
What the dream said - I don’t know whether it is true or not
The dream about the groom - empty A happy wedding
Maitreya Buddha - smile every day
The sun in the rice crotch - cannot be blocked
Sleeping in the rice - covered with eyes
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Sifting rice to fill with water - lots of loopholes
Cooking rice into porridge - confused
Rice shops selling salt - nosy (salty) things
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Boiled pancakes in warm water - hot on the skin but cool on the heart
Blanched chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull
Poached chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked
Warm and stir-fry beef - slow work
Boil turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive
Cover your ears and fire off cannons - afraid of overhearing
Hold your wallet to catch a thief - be extra careless
Hold your butt and cross the river - be careful of overstepping (crossing)
Water beside the eaves - never leave the nest
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Hanging *but - drops of bitter water under the eaves
The roof is hit by continuous rain, a boat is broken and a phoenix encounters the head ——Misfortune
The tortoise on the roof can’t reach the sky or the ground
The baby teases his sister——Hehehahaha
The baby fish climbs up the tree—— Looking left and right, it looks like it’s not a human being
The mouth of a giant salamander - delicious
Mosquito bites eggs - seamless and drillable
Mosquito bites - it all depends You have a good mouth
Mosquito farts - stingy
Mosquitoes can recognize male and female when they fly - good eyesight
Mosquito bites eggs - no holes People
Mosquitoes holding weighing weights ~ It’s such a hot day
<p>Mosquito bites Bodhisattva - mistaken identity
Mosquito is looking for liver and gallbladder - deliberately making things difficult
Mosquito yawns - the weather is not bad
Mosquito Looking for spiders - throwing themselves into a trap
Mosquitoes sing a ditty - they want to bite people
Mosquitoes are slapped - they suffer the consequences
Going to the market at night ——Scattered
Sleeping in a snail shell—difficult to turn over
Snail attending a banquet—uninvited guest
Snail’s house—carrying it on one’s back and snail racing— —Climb slowly
A centipede eats a scorpion—fighting poison with poison
Fresh peaches on a cliff thousands of feet high—no one pays attention (picks them); no one tastes them
Long live the man's hut - no share of you (dung)
Long live he fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your big horse
amused around the beggar - —Make the poor happy
Eating watermelon around the stove - sweet in the heart and warm in the body
Playing chess on the Go board - wrong numbers
God of Wealth The Lord knocks on the door - blessings fall from the sky; great good things
Happy baby watching a play - happy
Baby watching magic - incomprehensible
Dolls take to the streets - wherever there is excitement
Dolls play with fire - never do it
Dolls become commanders - villains succeed
Dolls play chess ——No big picture in mind
Baby rides a Trojan horse——No progress, no retreat
Smell the snuff and dip it in saliva——Fake connoisseur
Smell the coffin and call for some incense—— —Death is imminent
Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what I wanted
I dug out my eyes to be a judge - I am blind to the end and I am tiled with pomegranates - I can't eat it after seeing it
Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng
Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas
Blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air
Playing the flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye
Blowing a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) energy
Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious
Waizui blows conch - two generals
Waizui monk eats snails and becomes crooked
Waizui's mother-in-law drinks soup - drinks from left to right
The crooked-mouthed woman stumbled—the wrong way up and down were wrong
The crooked-mouthed monk could not say a serious word as soon as he recited sutras
The crooked-mouthed woman became a cavalryman—and immediately lost her face
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Talking with a crooked neck - not speaking the right words
Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat crookedly - unseemly
Pairing a crooked pot with a flat stove - a set with a set
Tilting one's head to watch the show and watching the show tilted - making trouble without reason
A monk with a crooked mouth blowing out a lamp - a slanted air
Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen
Looking at the watch with a crooked neck - an incorrect view
Putting a necklace on a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful
A man with a crooked mouth plays a trumpet - the tune is not correct. A nephew wears filial piety - —Unsuccessful (Uncle)
Grandma gave birth to a little son—Yujiu (Male)
The Kitchen God in the outer room——sits alone
Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)
Pick up a piece of pavement outside and throw a fur jacket in the house - the gain outweighs the loss
The foreign trade goods are not up to standard - it is difficult to get out
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The scimitar meets the gourd to cut vegetables - just right
The bent tree - cannot straighten
Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year
The tortoise eats a weight - he is determined
The tortoise eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls
The tortoise has chicken feathers in his belly - he has the heart of a turtle (return) Arrow
Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year——Every year is not as good as the previous one
Wang Qi’s brother——Wang Ba
The native is blind in reading the notice----- Pretending
The Queen Mother’s Hammer and Stone—After the Grand Formation
Wang Anshi drew a circle—leaving a tail
Wang Qiao fought against Shi Chong— The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it
The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix, if you want a rain, it will rain. Wang Zuo's broken arm - leave one hand
The bastard eats the weight - iron
The tortoise bites his finger - he refuses to let go
The tortoise makes a report - he holds back his voice and his breath
The butt of the tortoise ——Provisions (tortoise)
Wang Ba’s heart - rectum and belly; can’t pretend to be anything
Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas
Wang Dao Earthen talismans - you understand
Wang Po selling melons - selling yourself and boasting
Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - having foresight
Wang Ba carrying the fork - conscious There is light
The bastard eats watermelon - rolling and crawling
Wang Xiaoer plays gongs and drums - so poor that he can't make a sound
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