nonsensical family humor jokes

Nonsense family humor jokes

Nonsense family humor jokes: One day the little boy and his father came to the park. The little boy pointed at the fish in the water and said: Dad, why don’t the fish Talk? His father thought for a while and said: Silly boy, can you talk if you have water in your mouth?

Nonsensical family humor jokes (1)

1. Get up in the morning I was in a good mood, so I said to my husband in a very refreshing way: "When I wake up every day and see you and the sunshine, that is the future I want!"

I think it is very touching!

The second-rate husband said: Who is Yang Guang?

2. My wife looked at the express delivery and a brick represented dedication, and turned to me and asked: Husband, she is so romantic, if it were you, you would deliver it What am I?

I answered without thinking: "My heart is made of shit." ?

My wife asked me what I stood for, and I answered gracefully: "I am so heartbroken." ?

3. A friend is short, which is inherited in the family. His father and grandfather are not tall.

His father encouraged him in junior high school and said: Son, hurry up and talk to him before others have grown up. An object.

4. Grandpa wants a pedometer. Dad bought him one. By the way, I bought myself a more expensive and better one.

As a result, grandpa took a fancy to the latter and took it away without ceremony.

Grandma comforted dad and said, your dad is just like this, a charlatan and greedy.

Dad said openly that it was nothing, just give it to him if he wanted it.

Grandma looked at the other pedometer in her father's hand longingly and said, "If you are like me, you are not too picky?"

My father silently handed the other pedometer to her. Nonsensical Family Humor (2)

1. A buddy worked in insurance, and once he knocked on the door of a mother-in-law.

Said: Grandma, I am from XX Insurance Company.

Grandma said you would wait a minute? Then she called her grandson and said, "Don't open the door when you see such a person in the future."

Then it closed, leaving my buddy in shame. . .

2. I bought a new laptop and had a discussion with my dad: Dad, it took me 23 seconds to turn on the computer and beat 99% of the computers in the country.

Dad slapped his thigh: Oh, I turned on the computer for 2 minutes and 43 seconds, beating the No. 1 computer in the country. Together, we defeated 100 users across the country!

3. It was cold in the morning and Erdan only wore a short-sleeved shirt to go to school.

At this time, my mother hurriedly He took a long-sleeved shirt from the room and gave it to Erdan and said: "Take this with you, otherwise what should you do if you catch a cold while sleeping in class?!"

4. It was the first time for a mother to take her son to kindergarten. , afraid that her son would be wronged, she said to the teacher: If her son makes a mistake, please don’t punish him?

The teacher said angrily, “You will spoil the child like that?

Mom Said: Well, if my son makes a mistake, you punish the child next to him and scare him! Nonsensical family humor jokes (3)

1. Chat with parents, mom He said with a depressed look: You are so ugly, no one wants you. ?

I fell into a deep inferiority complex, and my dad said beside me: ?Don’t say that!?

I looked at my dad with a happy face, but it still hurts you I.

Dad answered: "There are still some people who are blind."

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2. On Father’s Day, I hesitated for a long time and sent a text message to my dad: ?Dad, you have raised me for so many years, you have worked hard!?

My dad replied to me I asked: "I'm happy, do you care?"

3. When I was a child, I went to play video games after school and was caught by my father. I was very worried and went home with him.

After returning home, my father said kindly: "Go take a bath and eat. Then go home first and then go out to play." ?

Ah, happiness is unbelievable? I quickly took off my clothes, went to the toilet, and turned on the water heater.

At this time, Dad suddenly kicked the toilet door open,

rushed in with a bamboo stick and shouted: "You bastard! I usually beat you and ask you to take off your clothes, but you refuse to take off your clothes." , let me help you remember this time!?

4. My girl is 170cm tall.

Because I am taller, I am afraid of getting fat. Once I get fat, I will show off. Very strong.

Then I tried to lose weight and came home from school one day.

My dad said, daughter, why have you lost weight?

Me: Lose weight?

I was secretly happy that the weight loss was effective, and my mother said this :?It’s useless to lose weight, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse;