English jokes suitable for primary school students should be translated.

1. My husband came back from playing golf, and our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament? Are you still Uncle Richie? "

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband prevaricated. "We're just having fun."

Undaunted, Sarai said, "Well, Dad, who had more fun?"

When my husband came back from playing golf, our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament, you or Uncle Richard?"

"Uncle Richard and I don't play golf to win," my husband faltered. "We're just having fun."

Undaunted, Sarah asked, "So, Dad, who had more fun?"

2. A boy had a stomachache and went home. "Well, sit down and have your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach hurts because it is empty. When you have something in it, it will be fine. "

After a while, my father came back from the office and complained of a headache.

"That's because it's empty," said his clever son. "If you have something in it, you will be fine."

A boy came home from school with a stomachache. "Come on, sit down and have a snack," mom said. "You have a stomachache because it is empty. Just eat something. "

After a while, the boy's father came home from work and said he had a headache.

"You have a headache because your head is empty," said his clever son. "Just decorate it."

A young mother thinks that it is very wrong to waste any food when there are so many hungry people in the world. One night, she made tea for her little daughter before putting her to bed. First, she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said she didn't want that bread. She also asked for some jam on the bread.

Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "Lucy, when I was a little girl like you, I always got bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread and butter jam."

Lucy looked at her mother for a while with pity in her eyes, and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you happy that you live with us now?"

A young mother thinks that there are still many hungry people in the world, so it is really wrong to waste food. One night, before putting her little daughter to bed, she fed her daughter a midnight snack. She gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter first, but the child said she didn't like it. She also wants some jam to spread on the bread.

The mother looked at her daughter for a few seconds and then said, "Lucy, when I was as young as you, I always ate bread with butter or jam, but never bread with butter and jam."

Lucy looked at her mother with pity for a while, and then she said softly, "Aren't you happy that you can live with us now?"