Funny version of Mulan poem

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son back to his hometown.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

Twitter, Mulan's family are eating. I don't smell the bowl chopsticks, but I smell the woman's voice. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women also have thoughts, and women also have memories. When I saw the menu last night, the store ordered a big order. There are twelve menus, each of which has no words. Grandpa has seven children and Mulan has eight fathers. I am willing to make a big git and give it to you from now on. I will eat barbecue in East Street, drink draft beer in West Street, listen to ditty in South Street and brag in North Street.

You won't know if you don't know.

The exam is exciting enough, but I don't know the question.

If you don't know what to do in class, you will make a lot of styles.

Self-study is the same as knowledge, and attention is accumulated.

Born in China, died in China,

If you want me to learn English, it is possible.

My poor English shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

What should I do if the language is unqualified?

Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation.

I didn't do well in the exam, and I didn't know how to do it.

Going back to school every day is even more worrying.

The teacher is talking nonsense. It sounds like sleepwalking to me.

There is no reason to criticize every time.

Too much homework is like revenge, and doing wild work is like taking money.

When I go back to school, it will be left, and it will get worse every day.

All the homework is copied, but if you don't hand it in,

Go back to school and wait for school, drink coke after school,

Ring the bell and fly separately, another day.

After hee hee hee, the pretty girl is on the plane;

I can't smell the dial tone, only women sigh.

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers;

Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember.

I was really shocked when I went online last night;

Twelve letters from my sister were all invited to meet under the net.

The beautiful girl is married and has taken someone else's surname;

The purpose of surfing the Internet is to entertain ourselves and make new friends.

The eastern version writes autobiography, while the western version is idle;

Chat in the south and complain in the north;

Face up to the internet and connect at dusk;

I didn't hear my husband call his wife, but I heard the insects keep barking.

But quit the chat room and go to the boring version;

I didn't smell insects, but I saw invitations flying all over the sky.

Seeing her husband offline, her husband burst into tears;

If you only care about Internet addiction, you are in debt.

Asked where the girl wanted to go, the beautiful girl frankly worshipped her parents.

Take a thousand miles to go to an appointment to tell your heart.

Hearing the news of my daughter, I was anxious to hide everywhere.

Aunt heard her sister coming and quickly locked the doors and windows;

Hearing this, I climbed up the east window in a panic.

Open my old door and move your arhat bed;

Open my old cupboard and search your password box.

When counting money at the window, go to the airport immediately;

Seeing netizens thousands of miles away, their eyes sparkle;

I've been online for a month, and I don't know what a beautiful girl looks like.

Dinosaurs are shy, and pretty girls are proud.

Chatting online, can Ann tell me what kind of person I am?